Darcey and Stacey Live Chat Season 4

[Hotel Snarker]

Ladies. For you? Mens do control you.

[sainte-chapelle]

It was not a body slam. Florian did not condone it…are we watching the same event here? 

[goofygirl]

"Intelligent, strong, powerful woman"  WHO THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING ABOUT???

[Hotel Snarker]

A body slam, what the fuck?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Florian sold his soul for a green card. It wasn’t worth it.

[sainte-chapelle]

I would love it if Georgi reveals that he is still sleeping with Darcey and shows the receipts

[Shelbie]

I’m surprised Blue Hair isn’t at the spa with them. What if they need his protection ?

[Eldemarge]

The mouth holes in sheet masks are pretty big and I have a sizeable mouth but Darcey's mouth took up the entire hole!  That gave me a lot of perspective.  Her maw is GIANT!!! Good lord!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

I’m surprised Blue Hair isn’t at the spa with them. What if they need his protection ?

DEAD

[charmed1]

Another pleather outfit for Georgi. This time to play golf. He must reek.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I would love it if Georgi reveals that he is still sleeping with Darcey and shows the receipts

Darcey would being doing the old mattress quadrille with Georgi in a trice if she wasn't afraid of what her sister would say. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, charmed1 said:

Another pleather outfit for Georgi. This time to play golf. He must reek.

At least the outfit offers some protection from the rain If a storm comes in on the back nine.

Edited April 4, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[goofygirl]

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

I’m surprised Blue Hair isn’t at the spa with them. What if they need his protection ?

He's in the back room.  In case Georgi or Florian show up.  Plus, that blue probably runs down his face when he gets a facial.  He has a blue FACE by the time it's over with.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys. These two and their shrieky, haggy friends are giving me the megrims. Anyone have any anecdotes? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Guys…another hour and 15 of this mess

[Pepper Mostly]

I am DYING at Georgi's outfit. Did he steal it from a passing octogenarian? 

[sainte-chapelle]

Is…is he wearing pleather to play golf?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys…another hour and 15 of this mess

I can't. I'll die. 

[Shelbie]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Guys…another hour and 15 of this mess

Not for me. I’m going to bed at 10. The show is recording and I’ll finish reading the thread tomorrow.

[charmed1]

OMG, did he just pack all pleather outfits? He’s dressed like Eddie Murphy.

[goofygirl]

Damn Georgi, that's a TON of leather just to hit some golf balls dude.  You don't own a T-shirt or something?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Not for me. I’m going to bed at 10. The show is recording and I’ll finish reading the thread tomorrow.

Smart. I missed last night's chat so I feel duty bound to hang in tonight. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Tonight's episode is two hours. Hold on tight, folks, it's gonna be quite the ride.

They're only trying to convince the world that cause they know the opposite is true. They are "strong powerful women".

[Shelbie]

I guess “triggered” is George’s word of the day.

[Eldemarge]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH

[judylo]

Yikes, you were right! They hooked up!

[sainte-chapelle]

Ahhhhh i knew it!!!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha I don’t remember who called it, but there it is. They hooked up.

[MagicEyes]

Georgi, sweetie, hooking up does not mean you’re in a relationship. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Yeah, Georgi, she's found a newer, shinier fuckboy now. Ta ta!

[Eldemarge]

Darcey, you little lying, dramatic so-and-so.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, Georgi, she's found a newer, shinier fuckboy now. Ta ta!

It might be a little hard to choose between Georgi and Mr. Celibate. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Georgi is looking so kinky with the leather. He would have much more success, and fun, at a leather bar than with those lowlives.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, Georgi, she's found a newer, shinier fuckboy now. Ta ta!

Zack in the Sack vs Georgi in the Porgi.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, Georgi, she's found a newer, shinier fuck boy now. Ta ta!

FTFY. Zach doesn’t want to get close to a sack with Darcey.

[goofygirl]

Didn't we ALL know they hooked up?? Come on!! Darcey and all that sexy talk about Cisero and whatshisbody.... They weren't interested.  WHO was interested?? GEORGI.  As usual.  He's her soul mate.  She just doesn't want to admit it.

NO!!! Not that poor girl with the wanky mustache ad again.  GIRL!! Buy some wax!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Yup, called it!

[Eldemarge]

I'm not having dessert. I'm having Ginger Tea.  It's a GLOW UP.  This is going to TRANSFORM ME. I will be A GODDESS. Then my crush will visit and decide that I am AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL.

brb.

[Shelbie]

I guess Darcey is really turned on by pleather.

[sainte-chapelle]

Kids will make fun of you for your try hard dancing not your moustache ….stop

[Frozendiva]

Wine commercial here.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Wine commercial here.

That’s a good business plan!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

That’s a good business plan!

Kim Crawford.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Kim Crawford.

I could use some right now to get through this mess

[Frozendiva]

Two hour wedding finale next week?

[Auntie Anxiety]

What? I thought tonight was the finale! Fuck.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

What? I thought tonight was the finale! Fuck.

Me too!  Clearly dad is okay if he appears at the wedding. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Kids will make fun of you for your try hard dancing not your moustache ….stop

Ironic how Amazon’s message here is to express yourself in the wildest ways possible while also turning its back on us and treating its workers like fucking INDENTURED SERVANTS.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm not having dessert. I'm having Ginger Tea.  It's a GLOW UP.  This is going to TRANSFORM ME. I will be A GODDESS. Then my crush will visit and decide that I am AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL.

brb.

Hey, you know I love Beautiful Silvery Pony Man to DEATH, but he's a little controlling. You are AMAZING AND BEAUTIFUL and not only that a strong empowered woman goddess queen. Get to the spa and slather yourself with clay, pound down some Prosecco and collapse into sobs when some huge trauma happens, like your phone dies or you're out of arugula.

[Hotel Snarker]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Yeah, Georgi, she's found a newer, shinier fuckboy now. Ta ta!

But her fuckboi “doesn’t fuck”.