Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[Hellga]

Hell, pull off the road if it gets so bad.  I was expecting we would see an accident. Not surprised they would need a hotel for a 7 hour drive. 

[poeticlicensed]

Get off the effing highway! Jesus stop at a hotel

[mmecorday]

"I need to lie down, rest, and dive head first into a giant bag of burritos." 

[Lima Bean]

Better be safe and pull over at Whataburger.

[DropTheSoap]

Druggie mommy is driving. This is not a gud sichuashun.

[Auntie Anxiety]

That car is the size of a sardine can for a guy with Chris’ girth.

[charmed1]

How about get off your phone and help the driver watch the road, Pig Pen?

[Chicklet]

Just now, Lima Bean said:

Better be safe and pull over at Whataburger.

Burritos are his safe place.

[sainte-chapelle]

Hey this is nicer that the crackle motels folks usually use on this show.

[Lima Bean]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Schrodingers cat strikes again!

“I Sat on the Cat,” a new book from Dr Seuss

[Eldemarge]

I'm here!  Might have Grape Nuts for dinner. Sometimes I party like that.

[Hellga]

Hm, separate rooms!  He seems to not lack for money, wonder where it's coming from.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!  Might have Grape Nuts for dinner. Sometimes I party like that.

Have a tub o' spaghetti. It's topical.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Lol I am laughing hard at the fact that all of us were horrified by the bowl of spaghetti 

5,000 to 10,000 calories just there.

[aliya]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey this is nicer that the crackle motels folks usually use on this show.

I  thought so, too. Plus, at least he could walk down the hall on his own and drag his own suitcase. Think what he'd be able to do if he didn't stuff his face all the time?

[Lima Bean]

Mom is probably cruising the truck stop next door for action.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That car is the size of a sardine can for a guy with Chris’ girth.

That's why his back, legs and knees hurt so bad. The poor man is a saint to endure such torture. He'll need a box of Krispy Kremes and a few meatball subs to settle his nerves and dull his agony.

[sagittarius sue]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Burritos are his safe place.

And his love language.

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey this is nicer that the crackle motels folks usually use on this show.

It has inside hallways! I drive Mr Poetic crazy because I refuse to stay in a motel where the rooms open to the parking lot

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I'm here!  Might have Grape Nuts for dinner. Sometimes I party like that.

You are a wild child! Show me your ways.

[mmecorday]

Shut up, Kim Kardashian. Your black roots make you look cheap. 

[Eldemarge]

I like the advertisement for "slip-in" shoes that you don't have to bend over to put on during the Obese People tv show.  I see you, TLC.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, DropTheSoap said:

Have a tub o' spaghetti. It's topical.

DEAD

[sainte-chapelle]

Good Lord Kim K looks like a femme bot

[MsVixen]

No Kim!  I'm not buying any of your underwear because it looks the same as the underwear in the Lands End Catalog (which has a decent wireless bra)....

[Chicklet]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Good Lord Kim K looks like a femme bot

Wait, she's not?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, poeticlicensed said:

It has inside hallways! I drive Mr Poetic crazy because I refuse to stay in a motel where the rooms open to the parking lot

One must have standards. I applaud your principled stance. 

[aliya]

13 minutes ago, Hellga said:

I don't think making puff pastry or phyllo from scratch is worth it... store-bought is good enough vs the effort required to make it.

I do sometimes make my own handheld pies from scratch, though usually when I have company and usually from yeast-raised dough.  My favorite fillings are ground beef and rice (with plenty of herbs and spices), chicken liver pate, and a kind of fermented cabbage with hard-boiled eggs.  All quite traditional for where I am from though there are plenty of other traditional ones too, like potato.  And green onion and egg, which I heartily dislike.

Hmm... I make handheld fruit pies for the air fryer. I hadn't thought of beef and rice, like an empanada, right? Shoot, now I have to learn something new.

[DropTheSoap]

Just now, Chicklet said:

Wait, she's not?

Femme bot from Wish.

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Shut up, Kim Kardashian. Your look cheap. 

FIFY

[magemaud]

Just now, mmecorday said:

Shut up, Kim Kardashian. Your black roots make you look cheap. 

“Guyyyyyyys, I can’t wait for you to buy my new bras because I really need the money.” 

[Hellga]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"I need to lie down, rest, and dive head first into a giant bag of burritos." 

I wonder what his breakfast order would be on the road.  Pull into a fast food place and ask for 'everything on your menu.  Three of each!'? 

[Chicklet]

He looks like Hagrid in this car.

[ams1001]

He looks tall...

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, MsVixen said:

No Kim!  I'm not buying any of your underwear because it looks the same as the underwear in the Lands End Catalog (which has a decent wireless bra)....

Someone posted an Instagram picture of her bikini line. The pieces were so small she glued a dorito to each part and you literally could not see the material. Google dorito bikini. 

[Eldemarge]

If I had more than one man, they'd better be in different states/countries/continents/planets.  Nevermind this same-house business.  So many thoughts, so many thoughts.

[Pepper Mostly]

OMG I haven't guessed his weight yet. I'll say 683.

[aliya]

Your situation is you eat too much. Eat 1200 calories a day, no carb, no snacks - and you lose da weight. 

Next patient!

[Lima Bean]

I’m going with 707 on the weigh-in.

[Hellga]

He is pretty mobile.  Let's guess 678.

[Auntie Anxiety]

The nurse needs to turn down the blusher dial to about a 3.

[Chicklet]

WHAT? How can he be that small?

[Hellga]

Ah, a svelte 620!  Maybe if he shaved his beard off, he would lose a couple pounds.

[sagittarius sue]

I'll go with 711.

[CrazyInAlabama]

Chris Parsons, OKC, age 36

Month 1-620.   I really thougt it would be higher. 

[ams1001]

Darn, I was over by 12.

[Pepper Mostly]

Dude, your mother sees your actual weight! She's standing right in front of you! 

[magemaud]

Mom is channeling Suzanne Sommers with that high side ponytail 

[WonTon]

I'm late. How is this guy?

[DropTheSoap]

I was under by 6. I'm never that close.