Season 11 M600LL and Season 8 WATN LIVE CHAT

[sainte-chapelle]

The new music is killing me 

[aliya]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am sure your son is a lovely productive member of society. 

Indeed he is. ABD in Ed Policy with a good job and a big house that he bought last spring. He was dating his partner for a few years, but covid, messed up wedding plans. The baby came first, as happens, but they finally got married last Saturday. The wife is no slouch either. I'm proud of both of them. And the little fella.

Unlike this guy, my son bought property and made side money from real estate. You have to have goals and drive. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

No way I can be in the car that long with out one break every hour.

[Chicklet]

Are we eating? I knew that was coming lol.

[ams1001]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

I don't know what I missed, 

Not a whole lot.

"Are we eating?" YOU JUST GOT IN THE CAR!

[Pepper Mostly]

How many stops for food? Two days on the road, I figure 4 a day. 

"Are we eating?" THE INSTANT HE HAULS HIMSELF INTO THE CAR.

[OoogleEyes]

What's the over/under for Ma and Pa selling their FL house and moving to TX with Baby Boy?

[Pepper Mostly]

Dear sweet tap dancing Jesus that grunting and groaning are going to finish me.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Have these episodes gotten more boring than usual?

[Chicklet]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have these episodes gotten more boring than usual?

I think Mark is just that unlikeable.

[Kid]

WHY are they even trying with this big baby??  Oh, that's right, Dr Now has magic!!

If she asks him one more time if he's all right I'm gonna scream!

Edited March 2, 2023 by Kid

[poeticlicensed]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have these episodes gotten more boring than usual?

Just predictable

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, they just left the driveway, and Mark wants to know when they get to eat, and two hours later he's still whining about it.   So, first meal after two hours on the road?       Another sign the camera crew hates him, they show every bit of his whining, and mainlining food.    

[Pepper Mostly]

What exactly is his long suffering mother apologizing for? Not buying him a tub of ice cream to eat in his room? 

[charmed1]

He didn’t even give me time to guess the fast food stop :-( I guess I’ll do my pound guesstimate…725.

[sagittarius sue]

I'll go with 705.

[Chicklet]

I guess 750. I am always wrong.

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

Not a whole lot.

"Are we eating?" YOU JUST GOT IN THE CAR!

Don’t forget his parents feeling sorry for him and his parents were laid off and he couldn’t * gasp* buy expensive things for a while. Dude talked like he grew up in a shelter…asshat

Edited March 2, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[poeticlicensed]

Who needs to rest before a dr appt? Unless they are putting you on a treadmill you basically just sit there 

[ams1001]

I like the nurse's cap.

715...I was way low.

Edited March 2, 2023 by ams1001

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Have these episodes gotten more boring than usual?

I think that I'm here for more of my Pounder Pals than any of these babies. 

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm guess 678

[Auntie Anxiety]

Wow. That’s so big.

[judylo]

I think he’s tall … 750? I was gonna guess 690!

[Chicklet]

I was so wrong again. I can't win the lottery either .

[poeticlicensed]

I think the parents need more therapy than Mark

[magemaud]

ANOTHER new nurse? There must have been quite a personnel shakeup in the Now office 

Edited March 2, 2023 by magemaud

[aliya]

He looks huge sitting next to his mother. 

How often do you think they sanitize those walls by the scale where patients put their hands (which you know are sticky from the last remnants of fast food as they drove to the office)?

[Lillith]

He talks a big game, let's see how he handles da diet and exercise. 

[ams1001]

 

"So, Mark, tell me what's brought you to see me."

Well, I have a little weight problem...

[mmecorday]

"I have a little bit of a weight problem."

That's cute. 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, they dragged brother in law along?   

Month 1 715 lbs.   

Edited March 2, 2023 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

715!!! 

And he's acting like he got a cancer diagnosis. "I'll beat it". I think he means "I'll EAT it", amirite?

 

[Suzywriter]

I walked away to get more salsa. Who is the extra man?

[sainte-chapelle]

I totally missed that he has a sister. Is she big too?

[charmed1]

Gah! I was 10 pounds over. I’m dying at, “I have a bit of a weight problem.”

[poeticlicensed]

My schedule of doing nothing makes me fat

[OoogleEyes]

6 minutes ago, ams1001 said:

 

"Are we eating?" YOU JUST GOT IN THE CAR!

Me to my then 7 year old

[sagittarius sue]

1 minute ago, aliya said:

He looks huge sitting next to his mother. 

How often do you think they sanitize those walls by the scale where patients put their hands (which you know are sticky from the last remnants of fast food as they drove to the office)?

Every day the office is open.

[judylo]

Oh, 715. That’s a relief! I thought they said 750!

[Eldemarge]

So he gets Mad and that makes him eat?  Did I hear that right?

[ams1001]

"They're very supportive of me to eat less"...while she fixes you piles of eggs with a lotta cheese. And waffles. And chorizo.

[Kid]

They should kick his fat ass out!! 

[Chicklet]

• Oh his attitude starts at the first appointment. Nice. Mom really raised him right. And Dad, can't leave him out.

[magemaud]

Just now, ams1001 said:

 

"So, Mark, tell me what's brought you to see me."

Well, I have a little weight problem...

That’s like when someone comes into Dr Pimple Popper’s office with a huge growth on their face and she says, “What brings you here…” 

[Lillith]

Just now, ams1001 said:

"They're very supportive of me to eat less"...while she fixes you piles of eggs with a lotta cheese. And waffles. And chorizo.

You for got the honey buns for dessert. 

[mmecorday]

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They should kick his fat ass out!!

And wash his filthy mouth with soap!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

So he gets Mad and that makes him eat?  Did I hear that right?

Yea it is always everyone else’s fault. This is the 10th excuse he has given us.

[Pepper Mostly]

"I wake up and its time for breakfast!" What? Dude. 

He's going to: cop to "slipping up a little"; call Dr. Now a mean old meanie who doesn't give him enough credit for all his hard work; tell Dr. Now that he "knows his own body". Oh, and say "if you tell me I can't do it that just makes me do it more". Dude, you're not eight. Fuck me I'm going to lose my shit with this asshole. 

[poeticlicensed]