MILF Manor - General Discussion

[DEL901]

If anyone is still watching…Sunday is the finale. 

[TazDevil]

4 hours ago, DEL901 said:

If anyone is still watching…Sunday is the finale. 

I'm no longer watching, but I'm rooting for a Melrose Place-style finale.

[Hotel Snarker]

23 hours ago, DEL901 said:

If anyone is still watching…Sunday is the finale. 

Thank God I don’t have to be tortured with those commercials. Couldn’t even get through it.

I will say this: According to IMDB her name is April Wayne Jayne, and she starred in MacGyver.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Random thoughts again:

• Jose and Pola have played the game better than anyone else.  I wonder how much more $$ they get for staying longer?
• It's a game show people.  It's just a game show. 
• Stephany and 12 year old, I mean, 20 something, Gabriel.  yeah, that's a real love connection.
• Ryan 1 and Jimmy pick Pola; Pola picks . . . . tears because of course there are tears.  They've know each other, what, two weeks?  
• Pola picks Ryan because she likes bad songs and finger painting over building sand castles on a child's chest. 
• Charlene is out; Ryan 2 said no.  Oh well, she can go spend time asking Harrison to pray about trying to sleep with older women. 
• April and Joey.  Sure, yep, she is reeeeeaaaaaally interested in that pup. 
• Kelle, Soyoung, and Shannon all choose Jose. Jose chooses Kelle.  What a shock, we end up with mother/son combos still in the house. 
• Jose does not look at all heartbroken when he tells us he's heartbroken. 
• Gabriel wears his best belly shirt to see Billy off
• Charlene leaves while wearing her best pleather skirt.
• Stephany calls Gabriel "a rockstar".  Sure, Jan. 
• Kelle's daughter is her style doppelganger.  Why/!?!?!?!?!?
• Pola's daughter Emma joins.  
• April's skeevy ex-husband joins. They have been divorced for 20 years. Count 'em, 20.  Y'know, the age of some of these guys. 
• Quelle surprise, Pola doesn't want more children.  I mean, her oldest is 28. 
• Oh Stephany, Gabriel does act 23. He is barely beyond a zygote.
• The I word - intimacy.   And we learned what we knew, these two did not have sex in the producer provider sneaking out hotel room.
• Always lovely when a daughter asks her mother's suitor if he wants to throw mom against the wall and spank her. Classy! 
• Jose supposedly suddenly realizes maybe he and Kelle don't have a lot in common.  Ya think?  
• And we build toward the world's most useless season finale.  There are no real connections here. They don't really know each other.  They are a bunch of clowns who went on a dating show and spent a few weeks at a nice house in Mexico. Ugh.

[Racj82]

Look what I found.

[1011101010001]

Man April looks like if the Joker and Joan Rivers had a baby and Marilyn Miglin was the godmother.  She should demand (multiple) refunds.

[goofygirl]

Finally, this shitshow is OVER!!!  I think old Kelle is really a squiggley worm!! WHY can't she find a guy in her age range?

There's something waaaaaaaaaaaaayyy off with her.

On 3/16/2023 at 1:16 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Random thoughts again:

• Jose and Pola have played the game better than anyone else.  I wonder how much more $$ they get for staying longer?
• It's a game show people.  It's just a game show. 
• Stephany and 12 year old, I mean, 20 something, Gabriel.  yeah, that's a real love connection.
• Ryan 1 and Jimmy pick Pola; Pola picks . . . . tears because of course there are tears.  They've know each other, what, two weeks?  
• Pola picks Ryan because she likes bad songs and finger painting over building sand castles on a child's chest. 
• Charlene is out; Ryan 2 said no.  Oh well, she can go spend time asking Harrison to pray about trying to sleep with older women. 
• April and Joey.  Sure, yep, she is reeeeeaaaaaally interested in that pup. 
• Kelle, Soyoung, and Shannon all choose Jose. Jose chooses Kelle.  What a shock, we end up with mother/son combos still in the house. 
• Jose does not look at all heartbroken when he tells us he's heartbroken. 
• Gabriel wears his best belly shirt to see Billy off
• Charlene leaves while wearing her best pleather skirt.
• Stephany calls Gabriel "a rockstar".  Sure, Jan. 
• Kelle's daughter is her style doppelganger.  Why/!?!?!?!?!?
• Pola's daughter Emma joins.  
• April's skeevy ex-husband joins. They have been divorced for 20 years. Count 'em, 20.  Y'know, the age of some of these guys. 
• Quelle surprise, Pola doesn't want more children.  I mean, her oldest is 28. 
• Oh Stephany, Gabriel does act 23. He is barely beyond a zygote.
• The I word - intimacy.   And we learned what we knew, these two did not have sex in the producer provider sneaking out hotel room.
• Always lovely when a daughter asks her mother's suitor if he wants to throw mom against the wall and spank her. Classy! 
• Jose supposedly suddenly realizes maybe he and Kelle don't have a lot in common.  Ya think?  
• And we build toward the world's most useless season finale.  There are no real connections here. They don't really know each other.  They are a bunch of clowns who went on a dating show and spent a few weeks at a nice house in Mexico. Ugh.

ITA 100%.  Only thing I would add is "spent a few weeks in a nice house in Mexico" AND GOT PAID.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

It's the end of the season as we know it, and I feel kind of dirty and foolish for having watched this garbage show. 

• Of course they're playing truth or dare.  That's what adults do all the time. 
• FFS April, you have not spent so much time with Joey.  You are on a game show.
• What a shock.  Kelle is being inappropriate.  Who saw that coming? 
• Joey has known Emma for a few hours.  He has feelings for her.  Yep, that tracks.  Reality TV 101. 
• OMG Is April actually drinking water?  What show am I watching?
• WTF is McKenna wearing?  Open-sided harem pants?  She is her mother's daughter. 
• And then I see Gabriel's outfit.  Oh Gabriel, I remember the actual punk era.  You are no punk, sir! 
• Now they all try to act like it is hard to put their extra special, ever-so-deeply emotions in writing.  I have a hint for all of these women, you are not going to have more children.  
• Somehow I am not surprised that Joey is, by his own admission, a terrible writer.  I get the sense he is not an A student. 
• Yes, Stephany, god's plan includes going on a reality TV show to meet someone less than half your age. Again I am risk of dying from terminal eyeroll. 
• Ryan misspells Pola's name in his letter.  They are very, very close. 
• These letter writing reenactments are like watching paint dry.  
• Oh good, Kelle is crying. 
• Gabriel is wearing the cowboy hat of intense douchiness for the ceremony.  Stephany looks nice. 
• Gabriel does the hand wave of drying non-existent tears. 
• Gabriel actually does a good job of giving a non-committal commitment.  
• Joey is doing his book report on Huck Finn, er, reading his letter that I suspect he somehow cribbed. 
• Joey is wearing pants he outgrew years ago.  You know how those young ones sprout up overnight. 
• April is trying for her Emmy.  
• Ryan reads his letter like he's never seen it before but the terrible writing is all him. 
• Shannan says she's ecstatic for Ryan and Pola.  Shannon's face says she is smelling a fart.  
• Kelle and Jose are the ones they assume we were all waiting for.  
• Jose pretends he is going to see Kelle after this show.  Somehow I am skeptical.  Very skeptical. 
• And now they all try to act like there was something meaningful to the show and their time on it.

Well, that's a wrap on a very useless show.

[Baltimore Betty]

5 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Well, that's a wrap on a very useless show.

I get the feeling that this cast has been auditioning for other crappy reality shows while on this crappy show, hopping to get more followers on social media and quite possibly get paid to appear at a car dealer opening or the like.  That is all this show was, a chance to get on TV that might lead to other things. 

Think we will get a "Where Are They Now," for updates about their relationships? Hah!

[judylo]

So I’ve watched bits of this show all the way along and I never could keep the young boys straight, or which were the mother-son combos. Did any of the “couples” have sex? Did I miss it, did they say Kelle and Jose did NOT?

[Craigcodybazhate]

I’m impressed with this show. The season ended good. The show started out creepy. But it was super awesome. Big crush on Paola. She’s super hot. She picked the brotha. And disco mommy Kelly Is so hot. So is her daughter. Emma is hot to. That was so funny. Dude try to give her his number we all knew he was gonna do that. Shit was obvious. He wanted to leave the island with her. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 hours ago, judylo said:

So I’ve watched bits of this show all the way along and I never could keep the young boys straight, or which were the mother-son combos. Did any of the “couples” have sex? Did I miss it, did they say Kelle and Jose did NOT?

No one seems to have had sex.  Kelle and Jose never explicitly said that they did not have sex, but, when asked, the way the spoke of being at the hotel made it pretty clear that nothing happened.  She also multiple times mentioned that Jose was into taking it slow. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 3/16/2023 at 2:16 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

April's skeevy ex-husband joins. They have been divorced for 20 years. Count 'em, 20.  Y'know, the age of some of these guys. 

Hilarious.

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 3/20/2023 at 2:30 AM, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Now they all try to act like it is hard to put their extra special, ever-so-deeply emotions in writing.  

Ryan wrote “Paula.”

[Texasmom1970]

Thank heavens this shit show is over. Now I can go back to my slightly less shitter array of shows I normally watch. 🙂

[Gobi]

17 hours ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

No one seems to have had sex.  Kelle and Jose never explicitly said that they did not have sex, but, when asked, the way the spoke of being at the hotel made it pretty clear that nothing happened.  She also multiple times mentioned that Jose was into taking it slow. 

Nobody had sex because the whole show was fake.

[Craigcodybazhate]

On 3/20/2023 at 5:30 PM, Craigcodybazhate said:

I’m impressed with this show. The season ended good. The show started out creepy. But it was super awesome. Big crush on Paola. She’s super hot. She picked the brotha. And disco mommy Kelly Is so hot. So is her daughter. Emma is hot to. That was so funny. Dude try to give her his number we all knew he was gonna do that. Shit was obvious. He wanted to leave the island with her. 

Really enjoyed that. But very funny. He was all over Emma. I think Emma knew that and she was flagrant. 

[Craigcodybazhate]

I think Paola and the Brotha was genuine. I don’t know disco mommy seemed like her and Jose wanted to fuck. But who knows all these shows seem fake. 

Just now, Craigcodybazhate said:

I think Paola and the Brotha was genuine. I don’t know disco mommy seemed like her and Jose wanted to fuck. But who knows all these shows seem fake. 

 

Edited March 22, 2023 by Craigcodybazhate

[1011101010001]

Joey is 20 and can’t spell experience.

They often have working titles for these shows they tell the cast members.  Bet the moms had no idea what it was going to be called and thought it was Cougar Canyon or something a little less crass than MILF Manor.  BTW, shouldn’t it be MILF Villa?  Manors are in the English countryside not Mexican beach resorts.

Edited March 24, 2023 by MrBuhBye

[Gobi]

1 hour ago, MrBuhBye said:

Joey is 20 and can’t spell experience.

They often have working titles for these shows they tell the cast members.  Bet the moms had no idea what it was going to be called and thought it was Cougar Canyon or something a little less crass than MILF Manor.  BTW, shouldn’t it be MILF Villa?  Manors are in the English countryside not Mexican beach resorts.

Maybe they thought MILF Villa sounded like a Godzilla parody.

[vavera4ka]

Ok. I twisted my ankle and needed smth trashy to watch so I can make fun of it. 
this was perfect lol

are we not gonna address that son of one blonde plastic clone has seaked out a relationship with another blonde plastic clone? Therapist wet dream lol

also… my gaydar is beeping, yelling and flashing in regards to Gabriel… and he just happens to get with the religious mom. Who god put on that path lmao I just can’t.  

Edited July 31, 2023 by vavera4ka

[auntjess]

I guess this is coming back, because a show from last year is on the schedule.
The description mentioned Meghan and Dr. Proctor, so it sounds like 1000 Best Friends.
Was Dr Proctor in this show too?

OK, update;  it was MILF, not 1000; and the woman is definitely 1000 pounds.
More of MILF on the schedule, but all from 2023 so far.

 

Edited April 2 by auntjess

[Raja]

On 3/24/2023 at 1:59 PM, 1011101010001 said:

Joey is 20 and can’t spell experience.

They often have working titles for these shows they tell the cast members.  Bet the moms had no idea what it was going to be called and thought it was Cougar Canyon or something a little less crass than MILF Manor.  BTW, shouldn’t it be MILF Villa?  Manors are in the English countryside not Mexican beach resorts.

I never heard of the show when ads  started for the second season all over the place. Maybe it was shot like 90 Day Fiance and many in the cast first two season still thought they were doing a documentary because they didn't have a show to watch as evidence of what they were really signing up for.

[judylo]

Nobody here for this second season?

[Texasmom1970]

On 4/28/2024 at 8:15 PM, judylo said:

Nobody here for this second season?

I am because apparently I am a self punisher. Can't believe I watch this shite!

 

[Meowwww]

I’m here.  I’m 53 so these women are my age, and I’m cringing so hard every minute.   

[judylo]

I know. It’s the worst! Haha. I actually did like Love and Translation.

[Texasmom1970]

9 hours ago, Meowwww said:

I’m here.  I’m 53 so these women are my age, and I’m cringing so hard every minute.   

53 here as well. Also cringing so much. Never would I act like they are and on television!!!

[Dakisela]

Dad's are hot, though.  Gonna be interesting.   I'm in just for the eye candy!!!

[For Cereals]

Christopher’s teeth tho…well and Jacob’s too.  Dad Ashley is cute though.

The boys are just way too young.  

[Dakisela]

39 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Christopher’s teeth tho…well and Jacob’s too.  Dad Ashley is cute though.

The boys are just way too young.  

And the dad's are pretty hot.  Unless they end up being an asshole because they're pretty!

[hoodooznoodooz]

Yay! Three other individuals are watching this. (I cannot discuss this show with my RL friends.)

Crystal is unstable. Inarticulate. Projecting. Gaslighting. Territorial on Day 3 (?). As one other woman pointed out, Crystal somehow thinks that she is entitled to claim three or more men as hers, and, therefore, off-limits to the other women. 
 

She believes that Barbey is guilty of every behavior that she herself has demonstrated. 
 

She’s so insecure. But I honestly think that she’s the most (externally) gorgeous woman there. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Will the next surprise twist be that the fathers’ daughters/the young bucks’ sisters will show up?

[ottoDbusdriver]

Finally watched episode 1 of Season 2.

The one plus about moving from Mexico to Canada -- fewer oil tankers/freighters in the background shots.

Barby is already working on her catch phrase from the get go -- "cootchie tingles".  Is "Marketing Executive" secret code for 'stripper mom' ?

All of the MILFs appear to have had a lot of work done -- even Barby says she can't smile because she has had so much botox.

Kelly has a weird obsession with smells.  She scares me.

I doubt that was actually maple syrup in those containers -- because real maple syrup is really expensive.  I suspect it was some cheap knock off pancake syrup.

Christina is into BDSM and doesn't mind getting her butt bit -- noted.

Surprised that they could only get 5 guys for the 6 MILFs -- or was that intentional just to stir competitiveness.

Here come the dads -- I'm surprised that Kelly didn't smell them coming a mile away.


 

Edited May 13 by ottoDbusdriver

[ottoDbusdriver]

On to Episode 2 -- one dad is on crutches, so there may not be many physical competitions involving the dads.

It has to be weird for Miles that he has been estranged from his dad for quite some time -- only for his dad to show up on this dumb reality show.

I can't believe they blurred a portion of the back of the dad's overalls -- they blurred 'hole' in the phrase "your hole is our goal" which seems entirely relevant to this show.  Especially when it said "insertion specialist" on the front of the overalls. By the way, those overalls are available online.

The strip competition was dull by comparison to the maple syrup competition.

And we get our first instance of manufactured drama between Crystal and Barby.

At least now we know WHERE in Canada this season is taking place -- the Dunlop Street Diner where the party happened is in the city of Barrie, Ontario, according to Google Maps
 

[judylo]

On 5/6/2024 at 4:04 AM, hoodooznoodooz said:

Yay! Three other individuals are watching this. (I cannot discuss this show with my RL friends.)

Crystal is unstable. Inarticulate. Projecting. Gaslighting. Territorial on Day 3 (?). As one other woman pointed out, Crystal somehow thinks that she is entitled to claim three or more men as hers, and, therefore, off-limits to the other women. 
 

She believes that Barbey is guilty of every behavior that she herself has demonstrated. 
 

She’s so insecure. But I honestly think that she’s the most (externally) gorgeous woman there. 

Can’t stand her. And I don’t think she’s so gorgeous.

[hoodooznoodooz]

On 5/11/2024 at 7:06 AM, ottoDbusdriver said:

All of the MILFs appear to have had a lot of work done -- even Barby says she can't smile because she has had so much botox.

Kelly has a weird obsession with smells.  She scares me.

I doubt that was actually maple syrup in those containers -- because real maple syrup is really expensive.  I suspect it was some cheap knock off pancake syrup.

Why do so many women request implants that are too big for their frame? And do men really enjoy touching breasts that are fake?

In Kelly’s defense, if you visit a nursing home, there is definitely a distinctive senior citizen smell.

Good point. Real maple syrup is expensive.

[For Cereals]

Anyone else want to take a makeup remover towelette to Jami’s eyes?  At first, I thought it was runny makeup from their activities but then I saw she does that on purpose.  Why?

[hoodooznoodooz]

I don’t like Anthony. I live in NJ. His Tom’s River accent is why everyone jokes about New Jersey. Apologies to any posters with a NJ accent. But he also pairs it with a Goodfellas manner of speaking.

So Kelle, from Season I, could not make things work with Jose, Pola’s son. So they reward her by giving her a stab at Season II’s cast. Then give her a date with a father and his son, that she didn’t have to earn by winning a challenge. She pulled focus throughout Season I, so they want to let her pull focus during Season II.

I guess they credit her for better ratings and buzz. I agree with Barby that she prioritized men over friendships with women.

However, I dislike Crystal so much, I want Kelle to take her down.

Poor traumatized Joey. Barby was terrific to acknowledge that they were forcing him to relive that trauma by discussing it too soon after.

I like Christina, but she should have put the Jami admission in the vault. 
 

Barby can choose to sleep in a different bedroom, and production doesn’t care? Why don’t they all rearrange the bedroom assignments?

Jacob asking Barby if she wants to use the RILFI, so soon and like that? I liked him a lot before that.

Edited May 14 by hoodooznoodooz

[Tuneful]

I like Anthony and at least he seems dedicated to not being fake and to being gentlemanly. We'll see how long it holds. All the women seen crazy about him; he's like a teddy bear. Unless he has another side to show. 

I Some of these guys are too young. 21, 22? Should be late 20s to early 30s (old enough to have a serious long-term relationship or two under your belt) for women 50-60. I saw in preview Jacob got weirded out by everything to the point he wants to leave for psych reasons. He seems like a bookworm who bulked up for this, but has maybe never kissed a girl.  

The casting on this show! For example, the woman all seem to have implants or be extremely top-heavy, heavy makeup, bleached blonde, and gym rats, except Crystal and maybe Lannette. They should have different types of people--e.g., for women, try an all-American girl, a brainy professor or doctor, a sober girl who doesn't pound wine, a fitness instructor, a gal with her own business. Have variety among the guys as well. (BTW Darren pings for me.) Kelle has a sixhead, is orange, and looks like a dissipated Phyllis on the old "Mary Tyler Moore Show." Christina is an emo mess, looking to bang a much younger guy to get over her previous much younger guy. She's 46, Joey's 21. It gave me the ick.   

I was expecting something more shocking from Jami, e.g., being trans, as she does look sort of masculine. Christina is a dope. "Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m." (a saying). Should have shut her trap and consulted staff in the a.m. There should be ironclad agreements that if they get a BF or GF, let the staff know ahead so they can offer that spot to someone else. Maybe it's all fake anyway  because no "secret" is a secret with a film crew and producer there. 

The fight between Crystal and Barby the first night out was really unfortunate. Crystal seemed loaded; IDK re Barby. They are each going to lose some guy interest from that. Don't descend to a taunter's level. Get up and move, or make an excuse and leave early. If you lose your cool, you give them what they want.    

Edited May 14 by Tuneful

[hoodooznoodooz]

9 hours ago, Tuneful said:

I like Anthony and at least he seems dedicated to not being fake and to being gentlemanly. We'll see how long it holds. All the women seen crazy about him; he's like a teddy bear. Unless he has another side to show. 

I Some of these guys are too young. 21, 22? Should be late 20s to early 30s (old enough to have a serious long-term relationship or two under your belt) for women 50-60. I saw in preview Jacob got weirded out by everything to the point he wants to leave for psych reasons. He seems like a bookworm who bulked up for this, but has maybe never kissed a girl.  

The casting on this show! For example, the women all seem to have implants or be extremely top-heavy, heavy makeup, bleached blonde, and gym rats, except Crystal and maybe Lannette. They should have different types of people--e.g., for women, try an all-American girl, a brainy professor or doctor, a sober girl who doesn't pound wine, a fitness instructor, a gal with her own business. Have variety among the guys as well. (BTW Darren pings for me.) Kelle has a sixhead, is orange, and looks like a dissipated Phyllis on the old "Mary Tyler Moore Show." Christina is an emo mess, looking to bang a much younger guy to get over her previous much younger guy. She's 46, Joey's 21. It gave me the ick.   

I was expecting something more shocking from Jami, e.g., being trans, as she does look sort of masculine. Christina is a dope. "Nothing good ever happens after 2 a.m" (a saying). Should have shut her trap and consulted staff in the a.m. There should be ironclad agreements that if they get a BF or GF, let the staff know ahead so they can offer that spot to someone else. Maybe it's all fake anyway  because no "secret" is a secret with a film crew and producer there. 

The fight between Crystal and Barby the first night out was really unfortunate. Crystal seemed loaded; IDK re Barby. They are each going to lose some guy’s interest from that. Don't descend to a taunter's level. Get up and move, or make an excuse and leave early. If you lose your cool, you give them what they want.    

You’re right. Anthony was a gentleman, and tried to persuade Kelle, Lannette, and Barby to talk to Jami in a more respectful way. 
 

The sons should be older. But I guess then the fathers would be TOO old (and too old-looking).

I think Jami is a fitness instructor, but I definitely agree that they should have cast more different types.

I also suspect that Darren might play for the other team.

Hahaha! with regard to Phyllis.

Bravo to your entire post.

 

[Texasmom1970]

Realized what bugs me about this show. It might be producer driven but the women seem so over the top. Most of them say I am looking for love or a serious relationship, then it shows them staring at the sons like a lion about to devour their prey.

Some come off as down right desperate. Not crazy about the age differences, but this is what the show is after all. The clothes, makeup, sparring over the guys it paints a not so pretty picture.

But you better believe I am gonna watch this dumpster fire train wreck until it pulls into the station. 😊

[ottoDbusdriver]

Just caught up on Episode 3 -- no, not Kelly from Season 1.  Because she was the worst.

The yoga class was creepy.  I thought it was funny that everyone thought that Joey and Anthony went to a restaurant with Kelly -- and couldn't understand why Joey was disturbed about it.

More manufactured drama over Jami's boyfriend.  I'll be curious to see the follow-up between Jami and Christina -- because Jami's "secret" that she trusted Christina lasted about an hour before basically everyone else knew.

[ottoDbusdriver]

On to Episode 4.

So, Jami leaves -- meh.
She's probably just happy to be the hell away from Kelly.

Of course now it makes sense why Kelly Mac wasn't simply referred to as 'Kelly' from the get go.

Seriously, we get the long-winded reconciliation between Stacy and Miles.
More manufactured drama.

While the mud competition was fun, the rewards for winning were underwhelming, since Kelly and Joey had a date that was similar without winning anything.

Now Jacob wants to leave too -- why not !!
 

[Tuneful]

Jami was breathtaking in her self-delusion and spinning. "If it's meant to happen it will happen." I've acted with 100% integrity all the way through and am leaving with integrity." Vomit. 

I was kind of shocked when Anthony told Lannette he wanted to "snuggle" for the night in the RILTFI room after they'd, had, what, a dance and drink at a bar and a pizza in the hospital kitchen? I would've made the crumb take me out, best place in town, on the show's dime. (And waited longer on the BR.) All the older generation there have been through the mill with bad relationship decisions and vowed to do it differently now. Haha! For her trouble, Lannette gets to watch while he flirts and makes out with other women, too. It's worse than HS.  

There's something about Christina's obsession with really young guys that I find very creepy. Kelly gives me the creeps too being so anorexic while hauling around those chest basketballs. Give me a man any day who wants eggs, toast/pancakes, and a side of meat for breakfast and isn't afraid of a love handle or two in your 50s/60s.   

Edited May 21 by Tuneful

[hoodooznoodooz]

I liked Stacy admitting that he lost the mud challenge deliberately so that Darren would have to reveal a secret that might change the women’s opinion of him.

[hoodooznoodooz]

Kelle was much nastier to Jami than she needed to be.

I am glad everyone got to see her ugly side.

[hoodooznoodooz]

I am very happy that they are not showing much Crystal. 

[hoodooznoodooz]

Whenever someone says RILFI, closed-captioning transcribes it as room view.

[ottoDbusdriver]

Episode 5 -- everyone goes to the beach and 2 more dudes show up (David and Connor, uncle/nephew) on jet-skis.

Christina can't have kids anymore, Barby played footsie in the hot tub with Chris, 
and Kelle and Christina go on a double-date with the 2 new guys.

Otherwise not much else happened.

There are WAY too many guys on this show now. -- with 17 people in total in the manor, some people barely get any screen time.