Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby looks like she had the “soup to nuts” plastic surgery package.

That was the soup to butthole package

[WaltersHair]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

nuts” plastic surgery package.

Oh, I hope not

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gabby looks like she had the “soup to nuts” plastic surgery package.

More like "vagina to butthole" package.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Never mind the houseguest--what about shy kitty?!

Shy kitty is doing well! My husband is determined to win him and has been making excellent progress, thanks to his endless patience and supply of kitty treats. Kitty will sit with me on the couch if Christina (houseguest) is at work, and will allow me to play with/pet him. He's a very timid, anxious kitty who jumps at any sudden move and runs for his life. He's very cute and playful though. 

[goofygirl]

Oh Shit.  Chris is cheating on Gabby?  THE bleached asshole Gabby?? NO!

Say it ain't so!! She spent 60k on her shit and now Chris has no $$$$??

SHOCKED!

Our bleached butthole Gabby seems relatively nonplussed about Chris and another female.  WHY??

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, candall said:

His mom.  He said last week that he'd split the $$ between Gabby and his family and he was feeling some serious regret about not saving any back for himself.  Heh.

As if it takes ANY foresight whatsoever, to consider the idea of saving some of your OWN money for yourself when you get out of prison. 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

He might as well spend it getting his vagina tightened.

Or his asshole bleached. 

[kacesq]

OMG the tattoos….ugh. And I generally like tattoos.

[Keywestclubkid]

tequila and sex oil .. yes it was a NIGHT 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Great shot of the vaseline, eyelashes and ??? various supplies...

[kacesq]

This guy really thinks highly of himself..which makes sense given what he’s accomplished….

[PrincessPurrsALot]

My big question is whether the women Chris is cheating with have bleached assholes, because he deserves a well bleached asshole.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THIS TROGLODYTE? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cameron is sending his segments on this show to a local porn director fort his audition tape.

[Gobi]

I swear he's Caveman Kevin's long lost brother.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

My big question is whether the women Chris is cheating with have bleached assholes, because he deserves a well bleached asshole.

maybe he's a all natural kinda guy LOL

[goofygirl]

Aris: My dreams have come true

Tattoo guy: GET ME SOME!

Me: OY VEY!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Monique, he's going to have your bank account emptied before you can say "Cartier watch".

[SemiCharmedLife]

Aris deserves a better guy than Cameron, but I will say that I look forward to Cameron's antics.

[kacesq]

Vape pen! That should be a bingo square too…

[Maybeitsme]

AND Monique is still steady shoveling food in her mouth 

[Pepper Mostly]

Monique does that thing where she offers three fingers in lieu of a handshake. I hate that. 

[Floatingbison]

walk up to the table, stand over them , and vape.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Monique has that stank face look down to a science.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, kacesq said:

Vape pen! That should be a bingo square too…

(Furiously scribbling notes).

What's his homie doing in this fancy restaurant? Busboy? 

[Floatingbison]

Derek just lost major points with Monique.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

walk up to the table, stand over them , and vape.

Suave. A regular James Bond. 

[kacesq]

Why do all the women on this show pretend like these guys don’t know anyone from the before times? 
I’m glad I’m old and predate the whole “let me look thru your phone” “take down your Instagram” nonsense.

[LEILANI2]

Someone needs to do a study on these women preying on men in prison, they're all crazy and controlling.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Maybeitsme said:

AND Monique is still steady shoveling food in her mouth 

Hey, she's the one maxing out her credit card. She's not going to let it go to waste. 

[lamujerdecente]

What is Aris’s damage? Why does she hook it with this troll? Yuck. She’s beautiful. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Monique, drink some coffee and go out with your soulmate...no casino, but somewhere else.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Suave. A regular James Bond. 

He makes Bryan Ferry look like a country rube.

[Keywestclubkid]

that to go bag tho .... and $506? for two people?

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, lamujerdecente said:

What is Aris’s damage? Why does she hook it with this troll? Yuck. She’s beautiful. 

He's a "talented" rapper.  

[SemiCharmedLife]

$506-- money must grow on trees with these people.  If I paid that much for a meal, it would have to be prepared by Gordon Ramsey!

[goofygirl]

Lawd.  Monique is already futzing with the phone.  She's gonna trip him up with that new I-Phone 14.

"You gonna take care of it? (the bill)

Monique: " I guess so"

GIRL!!!  You're on the hook for it ALL.  Don't get all squishy about it NOW!

DINGLEBERRY~

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

that to go bag tho .... and $506? for two people?

I can make a 506 dollar food budget last three weeks.

[OoogleEyes]

13 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

 She was expecting a limo for the momentous release from the haff way house?

laff way house ammirite

[LEILANI2]

What kind of job does she have that she can bankroll this gnome and take him out to $500 dinners.

[lamujerdecente]

Derek was flexing with Monique’s stimulus check I presume. Sigh. If these heifers spent this much ON therapy…. Nathan. Aris. Monique. 

Edited January 7, 2023 by lamujerdecente

[candall]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN THIS TROGLODYTE? 

Hello?  You're really going to need to narrow that excited exhortation down.  Derek?  Chris?  Michael?  That one who keeps "puffing" and just went into the halfway house?  Where's that guy going into the fine estate jewelry biz?  Him?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

What kind of job does she have that she can bankroll this gnome and take him out to $500 dinners.

I think she is trying to buy his affection.  

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

He makes Bryan Ferry look like a country rube.

Right? Like L'il Abner. 

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I can make a 506 dollar food budget last three weeks.

I’m a household of one and I could go 7-8 weeks. And I eat well (I’m a really good cook).

[kacesq]

He couldn’t clean the room?

 

[Empress1]

Does he own this house?

He could at least pick the clothes off the floor and make the bed, damn.

Edited January 7, 2023 by Empress1

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nathan is living in his grandmother’s museum house.

[kacesq]

Skylar it’s free housing. Count your blessings.

[Keywestclubkid]

that's a big nice ass house ... that thing is HUGE