Love After Lockup: Season 5 LIVE CHAT

[Keywestclubkid]

girl you smoked like 3 joints.. you need more? 

[Empress1]

“All I need is two pumps.” Y’ALL. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, get ready to mark your Bingo card "Race against time to get to the halfway house by deadline"! 

Gabby's doc went overboard on the lip filler. She looks like a platypus.

[Keywestclubkid]

you dumb as shit having 150k and have NOTHING now? except a bleached asshole 

[LEILANI2]

So Gabby spent all that time and effort for the vag rejuvenation but just threw on a Tshirt to pick him up to get married on a sidewalk.

When 600 LB LIFE meets Love After Lockup.

[Empress1]

Is there a before and after situation with Chris’s teeth? His talking head teeth are straight, white, and appear to be all there. His candid, fresh-out teeth are not.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear little tapdancing babby Jeebus, I cannot WAIT till Derek gets a load of the real Monique. He probably won't even recognize her. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Fists gonna fly in 3....2......1

[Keywestclubkid]

what is going on with these shorts like she got dressed that morning and said yes this is a camera ready outfit? 

[Gobi]

I wonder if she got those leopard shorts from Kaveman Kevin?

[LEILANI2]

They're dressed like they're going to a funeral followed by a night at the clubs.

Is there a shortage of men that all these women are fighting after a convict.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We wouldn't miss being on TV for the world". 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

I wonder if she got those leopard shorts from Kaveman Kevin?

Kevin stalked and killed that polyester himself. 

[candall]

Uh oh.  Chris did not approve of Gabby's rejuva-vag. 

Lucky she didn't arrive arrayed in a $40,000 wedding gown.

[Keywestclubkid]

how did she get an update that fast? how was she friends with this person?? how does she know what you post? 

[OoogleEyes]

I wanted to see her ram her car into the siblings car

[candall]

Okay, good, a commercial.  I got a late start.  What's going on with Monique's reveal?

 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I wanted to see her ram her car into the siblings car

they deserved it is all I am saying 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Now, that reunion took a turn!  

[Gobi]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

how did she get an update that fast? how was she friends with this person?? how does she know what you post? 

Ancient Aliens experts say it was aliens.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kold and Windy? Yeah, no.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Gabby's rejuva-vag

Rejuva-vag. 

Twelve minutes in and I'm DEAD

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Gobi said:

Ancient Aliens experts say it was aliens.

its always Aliens .. aliens named Allan 

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

Uh oh.  Chris did not approve of Gabby's rejuva-vag. 

Lucky she didn't arrive arrayed in a $40,000 wedding gown.

She flew through the money on mostly frivolous things.  Now she will have to support him with her job at the strip club...

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

how did she get an update that fast? how was she friends with this person?? how does she know what you post? 

A PA was standing by with her Insta all cued up. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

At least Derek will now see a real photo of Monique...

[Gobi]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

She flew through the money on mostly frivolous things.  Now she will have to support him with her job at the strip club...

I forgot she worked at a strip club. Rather thoughtless of her not to bring some shrimp Alfredo with her.

[LEILANI2]

This guy looks like a soap actor.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Travis is a real catch. Can’t wait till he meets Ashley’s “handyman.” 

[Pepper Mostly]

"There was immediate chemistry on the phone, especially since I learned that she has her own jewelry business"

Travis: What do you want to do when we get back?

Pepper Mostly: Whatever you do, don't say shrimp Alfredo from the strip club.

[candall]

I'm worried about the woman who wanted a prison beau so she had a man who wasn't always trying to mack on her and now that he's free, the only thing this guy can talk about is her snail-trailing up to sit on his face.

.

Red flag. 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Martin gets kicked to the curb. Now who will Ashley drink with when Travis steals all the jewelry?

[Keywestclubkid]

oh I can't with her feet and those shoes NO NO NO NO NO

[Pepper Mostly]

Beer and no glasses. What a klassy establishment. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

OH, goody!  Another prison recipe! 😉

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

This guy looks like a soap actor.

He’s not bad-looking, and that toast was actually kind of sweet.

[Keywestclubkid]

the rest of YOUR life ... LOL not his HERS 

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Travis is a real catch. Can’t wait till he meets Ashley’s “handyman.” 

Peeking over the fence like Earl Hindman.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Travis know about the FiFi?

[LEILANI2]

... since he's been with a WOMAN.

You'd think he'd say since he's had sex.

[Pepper Mostly]

This entire hotel seems to be devoid of people Is it still under construction? Did the foreman bring them their beers? And the generic "pizza"?

Edited December 31, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Empress1]

I do not want to be in the room with them. I just saw her thonged ass and I did not like it. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Travis has an orgasm from eating the pizza.

[LEILANI2]

Michael looks alot better then his prison mug shot.

[Gobi]

In my youth, I dreamed of one day seeing a man on tv eating pizza whilst hiding his erection. Or landing on the moon, whatever.

Edited December 31, 2022 by Gobi

[goofygirl]

Late to the party! What have I missed?  Monique's reunion went great, huh?  And Chris is OVER THE MOON that Gabby spent all his $$$ bleaching her asshole, amiright?

Travis is the illustrated man, like everyone else.  BFD.  Concerned old Miss Fine Jewelry is gonna get straight up ROBBED  but shit, she LOVES his tattoos.

Boob Sling & DrugMan are all snugged up with matching PJ's....  

Hell, I haven't missed a thang.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh the matching jammies. These two are a regular Steve and Edie.

[candall]

Oh good, Empress is back.  Missed you!  I need your read on Michael's TH freestyle look.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

... since he's been with a WOMAN.

You'd think he'd say since he's had sex.

One would think that. He did not say that. Draw your own conclusions. 

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

In my youth, I dreamed of one day seeing a man on tv eating pizza whilst hiding his erection.

Oh great. DEAD. AGAIN. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

The fluorescent pink sweats? Juju has some great taste in clothing AND men.

[Empress1]

Just now, candall said:

Oh good, Empress is back.  Missed you!  I need your read on Michael's TH freestyle look.

Aww, thanks!