Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Gobi]

This season has been sadly deficient in prison recipes and makeup tips.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Hi Bunkies, It's time to get our snark on!

I come here every Friday to watch these idiots make terrible decisions, so I can feel better about my life.😉 

[Pepper Mostly]

19 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Psst. It's me, I'm hiding from the process server, because my 17 children expect to be financially supported, do you believe it?

I'll be quietly sipping my pruno over here 

Just get some makeup on that face tattoo, so you won't get busted and catch any more charges. 

Hello bunkies! How's everyone doing? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Oh lord. A gender reveal party.

It’s in the rule book.

[JenE4]

7 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Chazz is ready to write a strongly worded email to Branflake. And he's this close to sending it, too.

He’ll apply to her prostitution ad. What was it $150? She’ll have to talk to you then! No wonder why she was too traumatized to sleep with him; he didn’t lay down the cash first.

ETA: $140 for a half hour. Thanks “previously on” recap!

Edited October 8, 2022 by JenE4

[WaltersHair]

Between this show and The Beverly Housewives, my alcohol consumption has increase. A bit.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

This season has been sadly deficient in prison recipes and makeup tips.

And I am really feeling the lack. 

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Hi Bunkies, It's time to get our snark on!

I come here every Friday to watch these idiots make terrible decisions, so I can feel better about my life.😉 

Isn't that why we're ALL here? Besides the excellent company. 

[Floatingbison]

Wait a minute, 140 dollars for a half hour??   I've been paying $200!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Puppy is "withdrawling" from everyone. Get her some treats, stat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Wait a minute, 140 dollars for a half hour??   I've been paying $200!!!

Inflation (hahaha)?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

Wait a minute, 140 dollars for a half hour??   I've been paying $200!!!

Heh heh. They saw you coming, FB! 

Oh teh noes, is Amber preggers? Say it isn't so! 

[Ladystardust]

Is EVERYONE pregnant this season? Geez. Get a new storyline, Sharp.

[Keywestclubkid]

everyone out here raw dogging lord baby Jesus str8 people stop it 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here we go. We get to watch Amber pee on a pregnancy test. And enjoy the EXTREME CLOSE UP of the peed on stick. Sigh. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just what the world needs. A baby Amber.

[JenE4]

What’s in the water on the LAL set?!? Everybody’s pregnant! 

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER. Honey. RUN. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Just what the world needs. A baby Amber.

Bamber!

[Ladystardust]

@Keywestclubkid Are you in Key West? Are you okay from the hurricane?

[Keywestclubkid]

chance is such a sleaze  

[OoogleEyes]

"I don't want to sound like an asshole, but..."

Too late, you asshole 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance can’t wait for an “excuse” to verbally and possibly physically abuse Tayler. Hate him.

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

@Keywestclubkid Are you in Key West? Are you okay from the hurricane?

yes and yes :) we got very lucky here 

[candall]

6 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

...

I come here every Friday to watch these idiots make terrible decisions, so I can feel better about my life.😉 

Well, really, how could you help it?

[Pepper Mostly]

So, you snagged your old cellie's girl? And YOU can't trust HER? Fuck you Chance. You are lower than low. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

everyone out here raw dogging lord baby Jesus str8 people stop it 

Totally totally agree.

Childfree since 83

[Keywestclubkid]

nobody wants to be in your shoes Chance ... not one person 

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER!! Slap his face and run for the hills! Why are you agreeing to this humiliation!

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

yes and yes :) we got very lucky here 

Glad you made it through okay! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tayler, the handwriting is on the wall. You are onto him, yet you continue to put yourself at risk from this asshole. Get rid of him, stat!

[Keywestclubkid]

good luck with everything .... lol girl that was code for RUN 

[OoogleEyes]

Gurl...........RUN!!  

OMG, now this is all her fault. CLASSIC ABUSER 

[Pepper Mostly]

"You forced my hand!" How soon until we get to "Baby, why do you make me hit you?". 

[Ladystardust]

I hate Chance so much.

[Keywestclubkid]

who the hell is he to "punish" her? 

[JenE4]

How the hell does scrubbing Taylor’s arm show the baby’s DNA?! Chance stole Tayler from his buddy Jordan—another convict?! Canceled weddings, cheating accusations—this is like a whole year’s worth of a soap opera in one 5-minute segment!

[Gobi]

She got pregnant by chance.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tayler finally seems to be on to Chance.  I hope she comes to her senses before marrying him.

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

How the hell does scrubbing Taylor’s arm show the baby’s DNA?! Chance stole Tayler from his buddy Jordan—another convict?! Canceled weddings, cheating accusations—this is like a whole year’s worth of a soap opera in one 5-minute segment!

I was questioning this, as well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tayler, it only gets worse from here. This is his best behavior.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Destinee?   Why do they hate us so much?  

The baby is adorable, though.

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee is holding that baby like he's a loaf of bread. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Destinie looks like she can hardly stand the baby. Probably because she is so concerned about her other five kids. 🙄

[Gobi]

9 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

What’s in the water on the LAL set?!? Everybody’s pregnant! 

They should rename the show Love After Knock-up.

Edited October 8, 2022 by Gobi

[candall]

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

yes and yes :) we got very lucky here 

Cool!  I used to live on the third floor of <tourist megaphone>"The Dr. J. Y. Porter home.  Dr. Porter eradicated yellow-fever. . . "  [Caroline and Duval]

I miss it every day.

[Floatingbison]

"I can't believe he's in prison."

I can.

[Empress1]

9 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

everyone out here raw dogging lord baby Jesus str8 people stop it 

Amber explicitly said that she and her boyfriend weren’t using protection. Like … of course she’s pregnant! 1+1=2.

[JenE4]

Sixth c-section?! (And one child in her care.) Maybe all the tattoos are to distract from the scars?

[Auntie Anxiety]

This baby is the most important thing to Destinie. <sigh>

[WaltersHair]

Why is this woman on my screen? She so two seasons ago

[Pepper Mostly]

Destinee's mother is such a giver. 

That poor kid. Just a few weeks old and the odds are stacked against him. 

Destinee's mother is wondering if she'll ever see her FIVE other grandkids again.