Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

This dude is rapidly running out of face. 

Maybe he can lease some space on someone else’s face?

[SemiCharmedLife]

Branwin's so-called friends are such hypocrites.  They wouldn't let Chazz have a minute alone with Branwin, but they are encouraging these two to hook up.  I guess they think a repeat offender and cheater is a better choice for her.  

[Pepper Mostly]

Geez, you can see why Branwin is torn. The suave, debonair Chazz, or sophisticated, dashing--what the hell is his name?

[kacesq]

His tattoos blend in well with his nifty hoodie...

[Empress1]

Branwin’s friend’s voice annoys the shit out of me.

This fool got Branwin locked up for two years and she’s sitting here talking to him? I wish the ENTIRE fuck I would.

[kacesq]

Does he know she’s married?

[Floatingbison]

I just looked up from typing... those face tats....wow....goodbye any type of job

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Branwin's so-called friends are such hypocrites.  They wouldn't let Chazz have a minute alone with Branwin, but they are encouraging these two to hook up.  I guess they think a repeat offender and cheater is a better choice for her.  

WHO GOT HER LOCKED UP.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe he can lease some space on someone else’s face?

Antoine has room available under his backwards, misspelled tattoo. 

[candall]

Oh dear.  A tiny chipmunk with inky feet has run amok.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chazz misses the person his sort of met when she was in prison. Except he hadn’t actually met her in person, ever.

[SemiCharmedLife]

The person you met in prison, Chazz, was a scammer that didn't have anything better on the horizon.  Get a clue.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What an epic love story this is...she went back to prison because he ran from her PO...

Right? Its positively Shakespearean. Or like Greek tragedy. 

[WaltersHair]

What I find so strange about these facial tattoos is how conspicuous they make a person look. If Yolo was in a convenience store and a holdup occurred, who are the witnesses going to remember?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

What I find so strange about these facial tattoos is how conspicuous they make a person look. If Yolo was in a convenience store and a holdup occurred, who are the witnesses going to remember?

Hey, You Only Live Once, so there’s that.

[kacesq]

Tayler looks more miserable every week doesn’t she?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

What I find so strange about these facial tattoos is how conspicuous they make a person look. If Yolo was in a convenience store and a holdup occurred, who are the witnesses going to remember?

I'm sure Yolo is dedicated to staying on the straight and narrow. He, like all the other ex-cons on this franchise, will be taking a job as a senior Vice President at a Fortune 500 corporation. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance now bullies Tayler into going against her better judgment because he thinks they should be married. And who really cares what she thinks or wants?

[kacesq]

Why is she high risk?

[candall]

13 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

TC, no one is stopping you from getting snipped.

These guys won't even get their dogs snipped.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Tayler doesn't get to make any decisions in the relationship.  She gives up her control, except for this last thing- the marriage.  She's holding on for dear life.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Tayler looks more miserable every week doesn’t she?

She does. She looks pale and washed out and stressed and anxious. 

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I'm sure Yolo is dedicated to staying on the straight and narrow. He, like all the other ex-cons on this franchise, will be taking a job as a senior Vice President at a Fortune 500 corporation. 

But will he have Chance’s excellent credit score?

Poor Tayler. She’s trapped and scared.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

But will he have Chance’s excellent credit score?

He’ll need to apply for a few more credits cards.

[SemiCharmedLife]

This episode is pretty traumatic.  Lots of emotions with the pregnancies.

Chance:

WTF?????!!!!

Edited October 1, 2022 by SemiCharmedLife

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

He’ll need to apply for a few more credits cards.

Don't worry.  Chance will apply for those for the baby. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Chance you fucking asshole. I hope he gets torn apart by wild beasts. 

[Gobi]

An "undescribable" feeling.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A paternity test? Chance, I don’t think Tayler has had a minute alone and if she did, she would probably relish the opportunity to have some peace and quiet for a minute. The last thing she did is cheat on you. Shut the fuck up, asshole.

[Ladystardust]

I would be running the hell out of being trapped in that corner with Chase. He's scary.  I still think he's poisoning Tayler and that's why she looks so awful.

See ya'll next week!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Really Chance, you don't think you're the father or is it sinking in that once you and Taylor are over you will have to pay child support?

[Empress1]

Let me find out Chazz is growing a spine!

[Gobi]

The feel good episode of the season. 

Till next time.

[OoogleEyes]

20 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

Of course you won't ever understand. YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING UTERUS! 

This should be on a billboard 12 feet high 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I laughed, I cried, I snarked. What better way to start the weekend? Be safe and strong, everyone. Hope anyone you know in Florida is safe and sound. Be back Sunday for 90D.

[Floatingbison]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Hey, You Only Live Once, so there’s that.

There's also  a Yolo County, California

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, peeps, thanks for all the laughs! This episode flew by thanks to all your witty quips. (And the absence of Brit and Marse). See most of you on Sunday. Meanwhile have a great weekend, don't get any face tattoos, and don't catch any more charges. I love you all! 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Holy Canolli...I need to go watch a tearjerker to cheer myself up after that cry fest.  See you all in a week!  Have a good one!

[candall]

Fingers crossed!  One last off-ramp from the Chance Romance Highway to Hell.

Edited October 1, 2022 by candall

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Bunkies,

It's time to end the chat for the week.  I need to get my next face tattoo.  Yola gave me an idea.  I think a small cross between my eyes will distract people from my spider web, upside down umbrella, tear drops, dollar sign, "No Regurts", and side curls.  

Until next week, stay ahead of the law. After all, I'm not sure if you've got warrants, Bruh! 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S04.E11: You Got Served 

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Chazz reaches his boiling point. Brittany uncovers Marcelino’s lies. Amber must make a life changing decision. Chance doubts his fiancée. Tayler’s sister drops a bomb. Tiffany rips into Kevin. Sara gives birth as Destinie faces a harsh reality.

Chazz reaches his boiling point!  Oh noes!  Will he take of his ring and lay it gently on a table or railing?  Will he get an even sadder sad panda face than usual?  

Britanzzzzzzz . . . Sorry, nodded off.  Brit and Marcie continue their clearly fake storyline in a desperate attempt to keep their paycheck.  We'e been through mama drug drama, sober house drama, threesome drama, and now supposed Marcie cheating drama.  The thing they're missing is Marcelino being able to act as if any of this is real. 

Amber is making a life changing decision.  Will she return Puppy to the pound and walk away?  Please tell me she's not pregnant.   

Chance has doubts about Tayler.  We all hope Tayler dumps his lying, gaslighting ass, takes the girls, and gets as far away from him as possible.  

Tiffany has had enough of caveman Kevin.  Will he be a weenie about it?  

And finally Sara begats the Shawn Spawn.  Shawn will now be a sperm donor to seven children, father to none. 

Original air date 2022.10.07

[candall]

THE VERY LAST EPISODE! <softly whispers> before next week's season finale.

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Feels like we're about to do some hard time with Marce & Brittzzz.

🎵  Hoh!  Ah!  Workin' on the chain gang.

[Gobi]

10 minutes ago, candall said:

THE VERY LAST EPISODE! <softly whispers> before next week's season finale.

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Feels like we're about to do some hard time with Marce & Brittzzz.

🎵  Hoh!  Ah!  Workin' on the chain gang.

It’s the penultimate episode!

[OoogleEyes]

Psst. It's me, I'm hiding from the process server, because my 17 children expect to be financially supported, do you believe it?

I'll be quietly sipping my pruno over here 

[candall]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Psst. It's me, I'm hiding from the process server, because my 17 children expect to be financially supported, do you believe it?

I'll be quietly sipping my pruno over here 

Go ahead, mainline that pruno.

I brought the whole bottle of Bailey's over to the couch tonight.

[OoogleEyes]

Kids, please don't tatoo your face. It affects your brain cells, apparently 

[Floatingbison]

We are the Sultans . . . the Sultans of Snark

[Gobi]

Chazz is ready to write a strongly worded email to Branflake. And he's this close to sending it, too.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I paid off the guard with some ramen so that we could watch this show. My cell mates and I need to know what opportunities will present themselves once we are out of here. How are you all doing?

[OoogleEyes]

Oh lord. A gender reveal party.