Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Caveman Kevin wears clamdiggers.

Maybe his cave is near the beach?

[Floatingbison]

Cave fang shui

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kevin:  "I'm not aware of anything I done did."  He has such a silver tongue, I know why all of the ladies love him. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

It never occurred to Kevin that you can delete stuff from your phone? I’m a Luddite and even I know that.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

I wonder if the other crazy Kayla is going to roll up on this rendezvous, too?

Some PA is driving her there right now. 

[Empress1]

Just now, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Kevin:  "I'm not aware of anything I done did."  He has such a silver tongue, I know why all of the ladies love him. 

I think he said “I coulda did.” Which isn’t better.

[SemiCharmedLife]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That Kevin is one handsome devil, isn’t he? Am I missing something?

You are missing the same thing that we all and all sane people are missing.  He must be the only eligible Kaveman in Arlington, TX.

[Empress1]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It never occurred to Kevin that you can delete stuff from your phone? I’m a Luddite and even I know that.

The producer spelled that out pretty slowly for him. 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It never occurred to Kevin that you can delete stuff from your phone? I’m a Luddite and even I know that.

Deletin' ain't cheatin'.

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Kevin is wearing pants from the Flintstones collection. 

Stylin' and Profilin'

[Ladystardust]

I live near Kevin. If I ever see him in public, I'll let you all know if he has some kind of magnetic attraction in person that is obviously not transferring over the television. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

The producer spelled that out pretty slowly for him. 

Between Kevin and Shawn, it really is a battle of the slowest. 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kevin's best karma would be to end up with Krazy Kayla- a life of living hell.  She would bust his balls on the daily.

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I live near Kevin. If I ever see him in public, I'll let you all know if he has some kind of magnetic attraction in person that is obviously not transferring over the television. 

Thank you!  Your service to humankind will be forever appreciated.

[Gobi]

Kelly will be pregnant after this phone call.

[Empress1]

Ugh. Shawn.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

I live near Kevin. If I ever see him in public, I'll let you all know if he has some kind of magnetic attraction in person that is obviously not transferring over the television. 

Just be sure to make a People Who Slap line 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I live near Kevin. If I ever see him in public, I'll let you all know if he has some kind of magnetic attraction in person that is obviously not transferring over the television. 

He must be found. Your Primetimer peeps would be forever your willing acolytes. 

Yeah Shawn. Your first SIX kids were the demos. A raccoon is a better father than you. 

Edited October 1, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Auntie Anxiety]

Shawn, you were a shitty father and you will continue to be a shitty father. Resign yourself to it.

[Empress1]

Of course Shawn didn’t realize his kid would be upset. He’s a shitty father.

[WaltersHair]

Is Shawn becoming a real live boy?

[Floatingbison]

4 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

I live near Kevin. If I ever see him in public, I'll let you all know if he has some kind of magnetic attraction in person that is obviously not transferring over the television. 

BDE 

[candall]

Honeymoon's over, pal.

[OoogleEyes]

Holy fuck fuck fuck.  This fucking asshole 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sara is the brains of this couple. Low bar.

[kacesq]

Shawn is an idiot. He deserves the misery Wifey is going to put him thru...

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

BDE 

EW

[kacesq]

What did he want the money for? To take the kids out? And she won’t give him money for that? Those poor kids.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Does Shawn know he can block Destinie? Maybe he needs to talk to Kevin for some tech support.

[Empress1]

Shawn’s a real fucking catch.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oooh, I would love to see Sara's look of withering scorn and boggled disbelief if Shawn asks her for money to "pay off" Destinie. 

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

What did he want the money for? To take the kids out? And she won’t give him money for that? Those poor kids.

I think he wants to take his staff out - he said he’s a manager.

[WaltersHair]

Shawn. Two words. Restraining order.

[kacesq]

my Heart has hardened, I just don’t give a damn about Amber or Puppy.

[Empress1]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oooh, I would love to see Sara's look of withering scorn and boggled disbelief if Shawn asks her for money to "pay off" Destinie. 

Does he not know how to block a number?! Well, maybe not, he’s stupid. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

TC, no one is stopping you from getting snipped.

[kacesq]

“If it happens”...and she’s not on birth control? Sigh.

[Ladystardust]

Of course you won't ever understand. YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING UTERUS! 

[Empress1]

His kids are grown? Aren’t they like 12?!

This man’s face and neck tattoos are KILLING ME. 

[Ladystardust]

I can't wait to get a better look at Yolo (Yola? Whatever). He looks simultaneously like a 13 year old and a weathered old lady who has seen too much.

[candall]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

my Heart has hardened, I just don’t give a damn about Amber or Puppy.

I still like Amber so much.  And I wish she could have held out longer for someone better than this prince of a fellow.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Amber and TC, if you aren't using birth control you are trying to get pregnant. You two are both dumbasses. I used to sort of like Amber, but I lost respect for her after last week.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Well, I think we have finally hit the tattoo jackpot...and that is saying something with all the previous examples we have had on this show.  (Also, no shame on people with tattoos- I think they can be beautiful art and meaningful statements, but there is a line...)

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Does he not know how to block a number?! Well, maybe not, he’s stupid. 

Even the most rudimentary of functions on a cell phone are mysteries to this crew of idiots. 

Just now, Empress1 said:

His kids are grown? Aren’t they like 12?!

They grow up fast in the south. 

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

EW

Pepe lePEW

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yola’s face tattoos are going to get him far in this world.

[Pepper Mostly]

This dude is rapidly running out of face. 

[Gobi]

I can read Yola's face like a book.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Biggest lie Branwin has ever told - telling Yola he's looking good. 

[OoogleEyes]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Shawn, you were a shitty father and you will continue to be a shitty father. Resign yourself to it.

He's a shitty person in general 

[kacesq]

What an epic love story this is...she went back to prison because he ran from her PO...