Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[OoogleEyes]

Eric is still married? Did we know that?

[Ladystardust]

Just now, kacesq said:

Puppy’s TH look is tragic...the brows, the boobs, the fake lashes.

The boob window.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Puppy is unwittingly a sister wife! Crossover!

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, candall said:

Is THIS the episode where Daonte finally gets laid??  We've been waiting two or three years for you to get it, dude.

Ehhh... Lindsey is clearly trying to seel she's in love, but is she trying to sell it thaaaat much. Especially when not sleeping with Daonte will probably just get her another season. Hopefully Daonte has a little Lindsey.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh Puppy. Nine minutes in and she's already hammered. 

[kacesq]

Goddess Amber has hooked yet another man. Of course.

[candall]

DO NOT CARE ABOUT ERIC.  Move on.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I'm catching up after a loooong summer . . .is Doante he of the Magic Sex Doll?

The very same! 

[Floatingbison]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Puppy’s TH look is tragic...the brows, the boobs, the fake lashes.

Not to be confused with her THC look.

[kacesq]

Are Waka and Tammy getting a divorce? Not that I know who they are 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Goddess Amber has hooked yet another man. Of course.

Well, I for one and positively DYING to get a look at Amber's new dude. Do you think he surpasses Kevin in Cro-Magnetism? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, kacesq said:

Are Waka and Tammy getting a divorce? Not that I know who they are 

I know. I saw the ad and I was like, “Am I supposed to know who they are?” Must be a Z-Lister.

I’m happy to announce that I survived the last days of the Great Heat Wave with the help of my new love, frozen Girl Scout Thin Mints. It was arduous.

[candall]

I remember when the commercial was required to show a Playtex Cross My Heart bra on a mannequin.  I did not foresee promos featuring heavy bleeding from uterine fibroids.

[Floatingbison]

Chazz the Sex God got married?  I'm soooo out of touch.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hahaha, good luck with that, Chazz. I cant wait to hear Branwin’s excuse for not wanting to have sex.

[Gobi]

R U ready to rock?!  Well, sorry, all we have is Chazz and the Chazztiques.

[Keywestclubkid]

Who was that random woman going through his underwear for her? 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m happy to announce that I survived the last days of the Great Heat Wave with the help of my new love, frozen Girl Scout Thin Mints. It was arduous.

I woke up on Wednesday morning, temp was 66 degrees, and I nearly wept with gratitude. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Hope springs eternal with Chazz, as does his boner.  Branwin is not going to put on sheer lingerie and sex up Chazz. 

[kacesq]

Where the hell do these women shop? I spent my birthday in a NJ mall and I didn’t see anything remotely like this.

[OoogleEyes]

Is this The Stripper's Club" reunion?

[Keywestclubkid]

super good job it looks super nice 

[Floatingbison]

Chazz Poo..... SMH

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin’s prayers have been answered. She received a reprieve from the Governor airport.

[Keywestclubkid]

lol she is totally checked out .. alright thanks bye 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Chazz the Sex God got married?  I'm soooo out of touch.

Um, that's "Chazzy Poo" to you!

Well, you can tell Brannwin is truly heartbroken by the delays Chazz is experiencing. 

[Floatingbison]

I haven't seen such a bold  use of macoroni,  glue and glitter since I was in kindergarten.

[Gobi]

Chazz sure has trouble boarding.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Chazz the Sex God got married?  I'm soooo out of touch.

Immediately upon Branwin's release.  Countdown to her regretting her decision didn't make it all the way from 10 to 1.  

Oooh, Chazz is going to file a complaint with management! 

[kacesq]

Branwin’s Extensions look particularly fake tonite. Perhaps if she accessorized with a gold foil headband...

[Pepper Mostly]

Tiara Tina is just thrilled to be on TV, hmm?

[Floatingbison]

Nice heroin drawl with that lady. 

[kacesq]

Doesn’t Tayler look happy with her life choices?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Oooh, Chazz is going to file a complaint with management! 

I feel that a strongly worded email is in order. And possibly a one star Yelp review. 

[Gobi]

Tayler, Chance, and special guest star Chris Hansen.

[candall]

My loathing for Branwyn is only surpassed by my feelings about Chance.  I'm so tired of her jerking this guy around and pretending she's having an attack of the vapors.  GRRRR.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

6 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

I haven't seen such a bold  use of macoroni,  glue and glitter since I was in kindergarten.

Every artist chooses the medium through which they can best express their feelings. 

[Pepper Mostly]

TayLER. Honey. Your life is already hurtling, out of control, on the road to ruin. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Wow Chazz is convinced he'll get laid if he can just get to Portland. He is giving Daonte a run for his money for most delusional.

[kacesq]

Sigh. This is depressing.

[Gobi]

Bobbi relapsed. I'm sure waking up in that garage had nothing to do with it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bobbi relapsed? I’m guessing Chance found her the drugs. Just saying. 

[Floatingbison]

Relapse = overdosed

[Pepper Mostly]

Meanwhile, at home, Chance is fist pumping and saying "RESULT!"

[Empress1]

Just now, kacesq said:

Sigh. This is depressing.

Really sad.

[goofygirl]

Boy, old Chazzzzzzzzz's new wife sure sounds like she's wasted right now!  Loved her friend saying"He sounds like a bitch!"

Lort. TayLer and Chance. I think Chance is so proud of himself, he's gonna give himself an Oscar!!  When's he gonna blow?  Surprise! The idea of living in the basement of the house probably sent Bobbie right over the edge....

I just can't wait to see what shit old Destinie starts at Shawn's wedding.  She's claiming to be pregnant with HIS baby??? HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE????

Sweet baby jeebus.  NOT Brittney & Marcellino again.  I'm so SICK of them!! Can they JUST ride off into the Las Vegas strip and go away already?? What the hell is wrong with that idea??  Just GO.  Resolve your many problems off my teevee!!

Edited August 13, 2022 by goofygirl

[Empress1]

I mean, y’all did push her out and that room is a fucking pit. Let’s be real.

[Floatingbison]

Is this an outtake from Intervention?  We love you like crazy and we feel like we're losing you, and we're inviting you to join the fight.

[JenE4]

I got a few minutes behind.... Wait, Amber is dating a TC. I SWEAR, that Lindsey and her mumbly friend were just talking about a TC--who either was to be bailed out or deliver the bail. Couldn't be a crossover within a crossover?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bobbi relapsed? I’m guessing Chance found her the drugs. Just saying. 

Oh, yes. Such an accommodating, obliging guy. Always ready to help.