Love After Lockup: Life After Lockup Season 4 Live Chat!

[kacesq]

Oh Branwin of the industrial strength makeup. 

Branwin you need a luxurious life? Really? 

[OoogleEyes]

Has Chaz  gotten laid yet?

[kacesq]

Ok the friend needs to lose the crop top. And black hair dye.

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Sara maybe rethink marrying this dude if you’re already hung up on the ex and the kids.

Kelly is the mother of his kids and his kids are … his kids. Sara talking about Kelly “learning her place” is tacky and trashy.

Just now, kacesq said:

Sara is obnoxious. She’s going to make me root for Destiney to fuck with them isn’t she?

… I kind of am. I hated Destne but I REALLY REALLY hate Shawn, and I’m starting to dislike Sara.

[Keywestclubkid]

a lavish personal life .... I don't think she understands what lavish means LOL 

[goofygirl]

Old Shawn wants the 6 kids to come to the WEDDING with SARA??  Sure thing!! Especially since he never married HER.

Sara honey; you gotta get a grip here sister.  What are you going to do about Kelly calling??

And.... what COLOR is that long bunch of fake hair actually?? Red? Fuschia? Some combo?

Here's old Branwin....  She wants to live a "comfortable" life....  OK. Righty-o. With Chazzzz??  Guess again!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin’s brunette friend resembles that phony Julia Haart. “My Unorthodox Life”

[SemiCharmedLife]

Give Chazz a lap dance???  No, that's far too intimate for the loving couple!

[Empress1]

Branwin’s friends look ROUGH.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brannwin's face just froze at the very thought of sexing up her new hubby. She's actively trying not to throw up.

[Keywestclubkid]

you were really thin and toned HAHA girl you were on meth ... meth skinny is not thin and toned ..

[Gobi]

"He's like, like, basically like ya know, like what like what I like said." 

[kacesq]

You know in my everyday life I rarely see these fake eyelashes but my God every train wreck on this show wears them.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Friend: "Does he give you butterflies?"

Honest answer from Branwyn:  He makes me nauseous. 

[LEILANI2]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Ok the friend needs to lose the crop top. And black hair dye.

She looks like a 60 year old lady of the night working the corner.

[candall]

1.  Branwin's ex-.

2.  Chazz.

BRUTAL, Show.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

a lavish personal life .... I don't think she understands what lavish means LOL 

She can actually go to Ulta for eye shadow, and not have to make it from coffee grounds

[Empress1]

I see you, show, comparing Branwin’s ex with Chaz. The shade!

@candall Great minds!

Edited July 30, 2022 by Empress1

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

She looks like a 60 year old lady of the night working the corner.

Nailed it. 

[Keywestclubkid]

those eyelashes are killing me she can't even open her eyes at all 

[LEILANI2]

Is Branwyn the one who's daughter is a stripper and we saw them all having lunch last season? I'm getting all the people messed up.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Branwin gives her old boyfriend a call in 3.....2.....1

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Is Branwyn the one who's daughter is a stripper and we saw them all having lunch last season? I'm getting all the people messed up.

yup that's her just getting off that glamorous mid afternoon shirt LOL 

[Ladystardust]

Her friends are dressed like background characters from the movie Clueless. Or a very budget knockoff movie.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

Has Chaz  gotten laid yet?

Does his hand count?  If so, he has gotten sooooo much he is having trouble flattening his hand. 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

She looks like a 60 year old lady of the night working the corner.

I was thinking former stripper who didn't age well and is in denial.

[Empress1]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

Is Branwyn the one who's daughter is a stripper and we saw them all having lunch last season? I'm getting all the people messed up.

That is she. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Super Size Salon. Yeah, no thanks.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Is Branwyn the one who's daughter is a stripper and we saw them all having lunch last season? I'm getting all the people messed up.

Yes. A Stripper Dynasty is born. 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

She can actually go to Ulta for eye shadow, and not have to make it from coffee grounds

OR.... Dollar Tree!

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

those eyelashes are killing me she can't even open her eyes at all 

I can't tell if it's the eyelashes or if she's nodding off from drugs.

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Is Branwyn the one who's daughter is a stripper and we saw them all having lunch last season? I'm getting all the people messed up.

Yep.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Does his hand count?  If so, he has gotten sooooo much he is having trouble flattening his hand. 

Carpal tunnel syndrome due to repetitive actions.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Ladystardust said:

Her friends are dressed like background characters from the movie Clueless. Or a very budget knockoff movie.

"Clueless, After Lockup"

[LEILANI2]

Okay now why did Chazz and Branwyn get married right when she got out,  it's not like they're on a 90 Day Fiance deadline.

[Keywestclubkid]

a rubber hole that you can throw in the dishwasher gets u excited man I mean it doesn't take much 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

OR.... Dollar Tree!

She gets confused when she goes there, she expects them to be selling stripper poles.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I thought Daonte said he’d never be able to get over losing Nicolle. I guess a new contract for the next season helped out in his recovery.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I thought Daonte said he’d never be able to get over losing Nicolle. I guess a new contract for the next season helped out in his recovery.

I'm shocked he doesnt' have an Only Fans yet.

[Gobi]

Nap time.

[Keywestclubkid]

ok looks like its time to go get something to drink Brittney is on 

[candall]

My first thought when I saw all the new emojis:  "These will be good for Love After Lockup."

[Empress1]

Ugh, Brittany & Marcelino. Zzzzz

[kacesq]

Oh she’s a realtor now? Sober house Dream is dead,..

I’m sure the show had no role in finding her a $3 million house to show.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Here comes the fakery with Britt and Marc...

[Auntie Anxiety]

These two haven’t been of any interest for the last 10 seasons. Come on, Sharp. You can do better than this.

[Keywestclubkid]

She is selling luxury homes? For real? FOR REAL?? 

[LEILANI2]

Someone please tell Sharp threesomes might be titillating to him, it's boring to me.  I'd rather have people fight over which side of the bed to sleep on.

[Gobi]

Why not just change the name of the show to "Threesomes After Lockup"?

[goofygirl]

Oh joy...  It's Marcellino & Brittney.  America's most FAVORITE couple - NOT!  If Marc is screwing around on her, it's her own fault.  She started it.  

And, ok; I'm old.  But I'm not sure I'd be trusting an ex-con realtor with a million tattoos on her hands!

Looks like she got a real kid-friendly car there!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 - It's been a few months since their threesome. 2 - Their marriage has been falling apart for a long time.  You would think someone who spent so much time in prison would not see a few months as a long time.