PrincessPurrsALot July 16, 2022 Share July 16, 2022 It's back! Life After Lockup "Season 4". Full disclosure, WETV keeps changing the season numbers and how they present Life After Lockup. We are going with Season 4. Here's the gang: BRITTANY AND MARCELINO Yep, they're back. After all, they have kids and a house, all of which cost $$. They are one of the most stable couples from Love After Lockup. However, the nickname Brittanzzzzzzzz . . . exists for a reason. KEVIN AND TIFFANY Caveman Kevin and pretending-she-is-interested-in-him Tiffany are on the hunt for a woman to join their clan. Kevin will again try to convince us that all the women want him ever so much. Tiffany will pretend she is not just in it for the money and because she foolishly paroled to his house. Be on the lookout for Kevin's ex Kayla. If we are really lucky, tough guy Kevin will again call someone a weenie. SHAWN AND SARA Shawn Appleseed and his seventh child will be returning for another season, along with Shawn’s fiancée (and mother of baby number 7), Sara. Yes, Sara decided that having a child with the too prolific Shawn was a good idea. After all, he's a great father; that is, unless we ask his ex or his six kids that he gladly moved away from to chase his prison pal. Will the delicate flower that is Destinie return too? If she thinks Shawn has a dollar, she'll be back. TAYLER AND CHANCE Tayler and Chance are, against what every single viewer screamed at her, still together. Chances that Chance will rage out, be abusive, and be someone that should never raise children are 100%. Chances that Tayler will giggle while he is a total shitheel, 99.9%. AMBER AND PUPPY Vince’s former girlfriend and his adopted daughter are back! Last we saw Puppy, she tried to escape, but ended up back in the pound. She's out and still besties with Amber. Amber seemed to have turned her life around. Hopefully Puppy is now making better choices. Or is she still thinking drugged out losers are the best she can do? DAONTE AND LINDSEY Daonte is back which means Daonte's mother is back. Daonte's mother does one of the best eye rolls ever seen. She cannot fathom how she raised such a fool. He has coupled with Lindsey who was formerly paired with Flappy. After she trashed Flappy's place, that "loving" couple called it quits. Lindsey, looking to continue the payday, decided Daonte was her next best bet. Daonte having the reasoning skills of a damaged mollusk tries yet again to hold onto a prison bae. The questions on everyone's minds: Is there a Lindsey Jr.? Will Daonte finally have sex with a human rather than a miniature torso? CHAZZ AND BRANWIN Chazz and Branwin married immediately. Chazz shed tears of joy as he convinced himself that this wife was the one. Branwin immediately questioned her decision, as she recoiled whenever he tried to touch her. Will she move to Kentucky? Will she stay with her daughter, Arienne, and coach her on her pole dancing maneuvers? Will Chazz ever get more than a quick kiss? Will Chazz's much-too-reasonable-for-him sister convince him to stop marrying every woman that will talk to him for 30 seconds or more? Join us for the live chat! Primetimer posters are on fire! And we don't mean the literal dumpster fire that was featured on the show. 3 8 Link to comment
WaltersHair July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I am DANCING. The first 2 couples..Next. And I am sick of puppygate Sean on his 7th kid. He's so dumb, he's watchable, as is Doante. 1 5 Link to comment
LEILANI2 July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I'm excited but we don't need no Marcelino and Britt Britty and their stupid threesome. Put them on Seeking Sister Wife or something. 1 5 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I am way to excited that this hotmess of a show is back on 2 8 Link to comment
Ladystardust July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 My cat decided to join me tonight (usually he runs away when this show comes on) and we are ready! 1 4 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot July 30, 2022 Author Share July 30, 2022 Food secured. Typing fingers all warmed up. Slack set to away. Don't bother me, work. I'm watching my stories! 8 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I want you all to know I got a new face tat for the occasion. And I am wearing eye shadow made from crushed up Cheetos. Oh my LAL friends, its good to be back! Lets party! 1 10 4 Link to comment
OoogleEyes July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Trunk baloney on Ritz Crackers and spray cheese. In position. Happy second Retireversary to me! Bring it. 1 6 Link to comment
candall July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: I want you all to know I got a new face tat for the occasion. And I am wearing eye shadow made from crushed up Cheetos. Oh my LAL friends, its good to be back! Lets party! Are you wearing a gold lip? 2 4 4 Link to comment
WaltersHair July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Prison makeup-check Commissary ramen pizza-check 100 penpals on standby-check Toilet wine-no way. 1 9 1 Link to comment
Ladystardust July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Had to mute Mama June. Three and a half more minutes! 1 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 1 minute ago, candall said: Are you wearing a gold lip? Oh you know it. And a scandalously short, body hugging dress. And no underwear. I'm dying to see Kevin again. I hear he has a new club. 1 4 2 Link to comment
kacesq July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I am so tired tonite but I can’t miss the Live Chat! 90DF has been such a slog I need some entertaining crap. 6 Link to comment
OoogleEyes July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I can't believe these June people have a show 1 1 1 1 Link to comment
Ladystardust July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oh you know it. And a scandalously short, body hugging dress. And no underwear. I'm dying to see Kevin again. I hear he has a new club. STOP 😂 You can't kill me before the show even starts! 1 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said: I can't believe these June people have a show Right? Why don't WE have a show? We are much more entertaining. 1 1 1 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 HELLOOOOOOO!!!!! I went out to dinner tonight and ordered the shrimp Alfredo. It was very tasty, but the restaurant didn’t have that strip club ambiance. 1 8 2 Link to comment
kacesq July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Oh yawn...Marcellino and Brittany. yes Daonte...bring the crazy lol. 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Oh Chazz. Brannwin will probably smother you with a pillow. 6 Link to comment
TooMuchRealityTV July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I'm way too excited for this. Have prison wine and ready to party. 4 Link to comment
kacesq July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Wow Lindsay’s friend looks...healthy. 1 1 3 2 Link to comment
Ladystardust July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Please go away, Brittany and Marcelino. 1 1 5 Link to comment
OoogleEyes July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Tell me you're a meth head without telling me you're a meth head 1 8 Link to comment
Gobi July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Lindsey fixed her teeth. Or am I confusing her with someone else? 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Jesus Lindsay looks ROUGH. Her jaw is huge. 4 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 its like a cracked out older Justin Bieber 5 Link to comment
LEILANI2 July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 He doesn't look like he's on the straight and narrow. 5 Link to comment
kacesq July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Who was Lindsay with previously? That old guy Scott right? 1 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Lindsey’s friend looks like a fine, upstanding young man. 1 2 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Oh, Blaine was part of Lindsay's MLM downline. 7 3 Link to comment
PrincessPurrsALot July 30, 2022 Author Share July 30, 2022 8 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: I want you all to know I got a new face tat for the occasion. And I am wearing eye shadow made from crushed up Cheetos. Oh my LAL friends, its good to be back! Lets party! Please tell me your face tattoo is either misspelled or backwards. Those are the signs of quality tattoos. Antoine can attest to that. 4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oh you know it. And a scandalously short, body hugging dress. And no underwear. I'm dying to see Kevin again. I hear he has a new club. I like to think of that as a skirt so short we can tell if you're ovulatin'. Of course if I say ovulatin' 😈🍆's ears perk up. 2 1 5 1 Link to comment
Ladystardust July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 He looks like a 45 year old playing a teenager in an SNL skit. 2 5 4 Link to comment
Gobi July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Yeah, Lindsey, don't jeopardize your sterling reputation. 1 2 4 Link to comment
Keywestclubkid July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 If your a chick and you lay down on the mattress ... girl you were selling and doing fucking meth I mean come on now 2 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Lindsey makes me wonder what Flappy is up to these days. 1 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Hahahahahaha, I have to say, good for Scott. A penny a week? That's actually quite humorous. 1 9 Link to comment
Ladystardust July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said: Please tell me your face tattoo is either misspelled or backwards. Those are the signs of quality tattoos. Antoine can attest to that. I like to think of that as a skirt so short we can tell if you're ovulatin'. Of course if I say ovulatin' 😈🍆's ears perk up. Stop or you'll conjure him like Beetlejuice. 1 3 1 Link to comment
SemiCharmedLife July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oh, Blaine was part of Lindsay's MLM downline. She's responsible for the state of his teeth! 1 4 Link to comment
candall July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 I couldn't remember most of these people from the description. Branwyn? I know we called her Branflake. . . But now that I SEE them, it all comes rushing back. ###### LMAO--Lip put a penny on her books every week. 1 1 1 Link to comment
goofygirl July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 (edited) TRUNK BALONEY!!!!! Oh my GAWD!! I'm already LMAO!!! Plus, here we go with good old Lindsey and Doante!! Those two are completely stoopid and I'm here for it! I have my regular LAL wardrobe on, wine at the ready... Set.... GO! YIPPEE!!! Oh TayLER.... We know Chance is going to murder your sister the first chance he gets!!! Maybe something will happen to CHANCE like what happened to her LAST fiancee... He's her "SECOND CHANCE AT HAPPINESS"...... Sweet baby jeebus. This crew!! Edited July 30, 2022 by goofygirl 1 4 Link to comment
LEILANI2 July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 (edited) Is Daonte going to show us his torso with a hole Lindsey Jr? Edited July 30, 2022 by LEILANI2 1 1 2 Link to comment
kacesq July 30, 2022 Share July 30, 2022 Yes Daonte...she is with you because you’re so awesome and not because she wants to get back on TV. 1 5 Link to comment
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