S12.E07: Ship-Faced

[jewel21]

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The women set sail aboard Dorit’s luxury yacht in Mexico, but Erika goes overboard with her partying and winds up three sheets to the wind. Diana admits to Kyle that her temper is still burning hot at Sutton. Garcelle springs a surprise on Lisa, who turns the tables with a stunning admission of her own. Crystal vows to stop holding onto the past.

Airdate: 06/22/2022

[Hiyo]

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The women set sail aboard Dorit’s luxury yacht in Mexico

I wonder if she got a daily or hourly rate for it.

[Slakkie]

35 minutes ago, Hiyo said:

I wonder if she got a daily or hourly rate for it.

You mean Bravo LOL. 

[Bronzedog]

Sit right down and I’ll tell you a tale of 8 passengers who got on board for a three hour tour…. A three hour tour…

Edited June 19, 2022 by Bronzedog

[CallmeCray]

The preview looks pretty intriguing - but I’m dying to know if the Girardis had a boat called The Illegal or The ill Eagle?!  

Rinna…what say you? 😉

Edited June 20, 2022 by CallmeCray

[RealHousewife]

6 hours ago, CallmeCray said:

The preview looks pretty intriguing - but I’m dying to know if the Girardis had a boat called The Illegal or The ill Eagle?!  

Rinna…what say you? 😉

The Spread Eagle

[CallmeCray]

21 minutes ago, RealHousewife said:

The Spread Eagle

What was Mo doing here?  😂

[RoseAllDay]

55 minutes ago, CallmeCray said:

What was Mo doing here?  😂

Probably one of the more “ew-w-w” moments in Housewives history. And look at PK. Did Dorit have a problem with THAT?

[CallmeCray]

I think Mauricio may have been pretending to stuff a dollar bill into her suit - I never saw that scene, can’t believe I missed it!  

I’m just glad that little number wasn’t revealing enough for the boat to be called The Bald Eagle. 😱

Edited June 20, 2022 by CallmeCray

[Jel]

We really do need a barficon.

[RoseAllDay]

16 hours ago, Jel said:

We really do need a barficon.

Like this? 🤮or 🤢? Or 🤑, depending on the barf-o-meter of the particular situation?

[CallmeCray]

I absolutely love the term “barficon”! 😂

[Straycat80]

So much for Diana’s threat of taking over being head bitch when she cries at Sutton ‘yelling’ at her. Wimp. 

[RoseAllDay]

And…as usual... Erika brings everything back to HER. Does a doctor’s wife feel responsibility for his patients? If her lifestyle is due to his scamming them, yes, IF the wife has any conscience. Therein lies the difference, dear.

EDIT — How long after Lois’s passing did Rinna take this trip? It seems like it was immediately after she died. 

Edited June 23, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[FlyingEgret]

Rinna's breakfast of coffee and cloche looked so unappetizing...

[WaltersHair]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

Rinna's breakfast of coffee and cloche looked so unappetizing...

HA! I was thinking the same thing. "Room Service? I'll have coffee, a basket of bread I won't eat, and hide the empty plate. Thanks."

[Straycat80]

Apparently someone failed to tell Erika not to drink on Lexapro and/or whatever other meds she’s on. This will be a hot mess. 

[Mr. Miner]

Let’s do the time warp again! 😎

[Keywestclubkid]

Size matters .. well alright bring out your boat then girl come on now 

[RoseAllDay]

Erika…slurry drunk in the morning. Drinking game — how many times will she say “I’m lit”? This is how she’s coping, Lexapro aside. Not good. 

This is kind of hard to watch, actually.

EDIT…OMG. Just about passed out, talking to herself. This is just sad, folks. 

Edited June 23, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Emmeline]

On 6/20/2022 at 11:21 AM, RealHousewife said:

The Spread Eagle

Oh my god that was horrible and embarrassing!

[Axie]

Rinna believing all birds represent a visit from her mother reminds me of Dorinda (RHNY) thinking all balloons were her late husband Richard.  Don’t mean to be insensitive, and, I’ve heard cardinals are a visit, but, I don’t like Rinna enough to care.

Edited June 23, 2022 by Axie

[Chicklet]

What is Diana's issue anyway? I don't think I like her at all.

[Keywestclubkid]

She’s such a snob yet tries to play victim that Sutton doesn’t want to get to know her … I think she’s more pissed Sutton doesn’t kiss her ass like she’s used to 

[FlyingEgret]

I honestly dont understand Diana's anger with Sutton - Sutton asked about her brother, listened to the horrible story of his death, and sympathized that it is hard to lose someone when you can't say goodbye. Unless the scene was edited, how is that all about Sutton?

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

What is Diana's issue anyway? I don't think I like her at all.

She’s sensing that the way in to this group is to hate Sutton, I guess.

EDIT — I am just gobsmacked by Erika. “I’m just fine, I’m drunk”? This is pathetic, embarrassing, sad…

And we get Rinna Writhing On The Boat Part Deux. 
 

Edited June 23, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[Keywestclubkid]

Erika drunk all alone is fucking hilarious… more of this Erika 

[Straycat80]

Erika is drunk, laying on the couch talking to herself and they think she’s having ‘fun’. She probably will not remember ‘ being on a boat’.  Ew, now she’s talking like a ho. 

[bencr]

Sutton was not making Diana's story about herself. She was being empathetic. Diana seems to be one of those judgmental people who, when she decides she doesn't like you, you can do no right in her eyes.

[Keywestclubkid]

Are you down? Lol 

[WaltersHair]

Diana, Sutton told that story so you'd know she's not only sympathetic, but empathic too.

Erika as a loose canon could go wrong in so many ways.

Edited June 23, 2022 by WaltersHair

[Chicklet]

I don't like drunks, this doesn't look like fun.

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Erika drunk all alone is fucking hilarious… more of this Erika 

They all need to be watching her on deck. We need Kate Chastain doing a commentary about this excursion.

[Keywestclubkid]

Diana getting them all to stop playing around to get in the water… I see you girl … 

[Mr. Miner]

The boat was so embarrassing, Diana had to jump off.

[Keywestclubkid]

These editors lol I liiiiive 

[JD5166]

Erica’s act is an act. Wake up people. Real drunks don’t act like this. 

[RealHousewife]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

These editors lol I liiiiive 

How can I become one? My shady ass would have a ball. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, JD5166 said:

Erica’s act is an act. Wake up people. Real drunks don’t act like this. 

It was medication mixed with alcohol there is no way she’s that good of an actress to pull that off 

[WaltersHair]

Did Erika pee on the cushions? I don't think that's body makeup...

[Emmeline]

7 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Erika drunk all alone is fucking hilarious… more of this Erika 

I have to admit, drunk is much more enjoyable than her normal persona!

[Keywestclubkid]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

Did Erika pee on the cushions? I don't think that's body makeup...

Good thing Ramona isn’t around lol( if you know you know) 

Edited June 23, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Straycat80]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Did Erika pee on the cushions? I don't think that's body makeup...

Probably a little of both. 
I don’t mind all this shit faced talking/acting, it’s a nice change from the constant fighting. 

[RoseAllDay]

Just now, Emmeline said:

I have to admit, drunk is much more enjoyable than her normal persona!

This is still disturbing to watch, but just imagine if she were a drunk along the lines of Dorinda Medley? Yikes.

[Chicklet]

What are these women wearing? Diana looks like she was going camping, Kyle, I have no words, Erika should find her pants, Rinna should find the sides to her dress, Crystal looks like a bridesmaid, just odd.

Edited June 23, 2022 by Chicklet

[Emmeline]

18 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

It was medication mixed with alcohol there is no way she’s that good of an actress to pull that off 

Sutton mentioned Xanax not Lexapro.  I kept thinking she was on more than Lexapro.  

I sincerely wish, I never have to hear Lisa Rinna say “Harry Hamlin” again.  Her shtick is getting old.

Edited June 23, 2022 by Emmeline

[RoseAllDay]

4 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

What are these women wearing? Diana looks like she was going camping, Kyle, I have no words, Erika should find her pants, Rinna should find the sides to her dress, Crystal looks like a bridesmaid, just odd.

And Sutton does look like a bride. Especially from the back. I did kind of like Garcelle’s dress (or whatever the right word is for it).

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

Sutton mentioned Xanax not Lexapro.  I kept thinking she was on more than Lexapro.  

I sincerely wish, I never have to hear Lisa Rinna say “Harry Hamlin” again.  Her shtick is getting old.

Well, we’d never know who she’s talking about, otherwise. 🙄

[Chicklet]

So Rinna lied. I believe it.

[Keywestclubkid]

Texting the girl on camera I live for her 

[Straycat80]

Erika mentioned Lexapro. Sutton mentioned Xanax. Erika is most likely on both. 
Garcelle is right, Diana is full of it. Why is she even on this show?