S12.E01: The Break-in

[TexasGal]

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After Dorit survives a harrowing robbery at home, Kyle brings the ladies together to rally around their friend. While Sutton and Crystal finally see eye-to-eye, a very public diss leaves Lisa seeing red. Erika is excited for a fresh start following a difficult year, but that does not stop Garcelle from asking tough questions.

Airdate: 05/11/2022

[QQQQ]

Sutton looks great! 

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Rinna really just wants to be a villain in a Disney movie, doesn't she?

[Keywestclubkid]

I love she glosses over WHY she has to sell direct to consumers because QVC dropped her 

Edited May 12, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[FlyingEgret]

Did Rinna use every single tube of Rinna Beauty makeup in her talking head? Not good advertising...

[RoseAllDay]

Looks like it’s going to be Sutton and Garcelle against the world this season.

OMG…first mention of Lois, and it’s that damn lipstick. 

EDIT. Going to date myself here but Rinna’s sunglasses remind me of Greg Brady when he was Johnny Bravo. (You Tube it, kids.)

Edited May 12, 2022 by RoseAllDay

[ZettaK]

It's obvious, Bravo is going to rehabilitate helium balloon voiced Erica. Like Teresa Giudice....

[eleanorofaquitaine]

It's genuinely nice to see Chrystal and Sutton getting along.

ETA: Oh God, is Erika still doing this? Erika, you absolutely threatened Sutton and no one in the cast or viewing audience is too stupid to think otherwise. 

Edited May 12, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[Keywestclubkid]

Is it just me or are they giving Sutton the villain edit like super heavy? 

[WaltersHair]

Ericka and her monkey Rinna recreating the movie Sunset Boulevard. They think they're God's gift and the world has moved on from their villain act

[Chicklet]

Oh Erica never change. And I want to know who the "secret admirer" is, bet she bought the flowers herself.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Chicklet

[RoseAllDay]

THEN: “I’m coming for you.”

NOW: ”That means anything.”

Yeah, but with you, Erika, it only means one thing.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Another season of "poor innocent Erika" is going to kill me.

3 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Is it just me or are they giving Sutton the villain edit like super heavy? 

I don't think she's really being given the villain edit. The scenes with Chrystal and Garcelle have been charming. And the two people who have gone after her, so far, are Erika and Rinna and they aren't exactly reliable narrators.

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Another season of "poor innocent Erika" is going to kill me.

I don't think she's really being given the villain edit. The scenes with Chrystal and Garcelle have been charming. And the two people who have gone after her, so far, are Erika and Rinna and they aren't exactly reliable narrators.

Agreed. Garcelle’s skepticism further makes me think she and Sutton won’t be buying Erika’s bullshit again this year. Show is drawing battle lines. 

[QQQQ]

Anyone else notice that the dog just disappeared from Dorit's lap during the martial arts lesson? They really don't last long in that house 😅

[FlyingEgret]

As much as I side-eye Dorit, I am very glad she and her kids were not hurt during the break-in; how terrifying...

[eleanorofaquitaine]

That truly must have been terrifying for Dorit.

ETA: Okay, Sutton, that was insensitive. But I understand that she has since apologized for her reaction, from what I understand. 

Edited May 12, 2022 by eleanorofaquitaine

[RoseAllDay]

2 minutes ago, FlyingEgret said:

As much as I side-eye Dorit, I am very glad she and her kids were not hurt during the break-in; how terrifying...

I went through a similar experience when I was a sophomore in college. Just happened to be home for the weekend.

Not gonna lie…that footage has given me some bad flashbacks. This stays with you in some form forever. So sorry Dorit went through this.

Sutton’s response, now that I see the context, is just damn cold.

Edited May 12, 2022 by RoseAllDay
Spelling, and one more thought.

[Keywestclubkid]

It might just be that kind of day! 

[Chicklet]

Oh dear, here we go with being a "bad friend". That said, why would Sutton blow off a robbery like that?

[TexasGal]

“The priority is Dorit and PK”… and Sutton’s French designer and dating qualifications… 😀

[FlyingEgret]

Why are all of Kyle's kitchen cabinets empty?

[eleanorofaquitaine]

I like Kyle but come on. Sutton has no reason to ever feel bad for Erika.

[Wicked]

Just now, FlyingEgret said:

Why are all of Kyle's kitchen cabinets empty?

No one lives there right now

[RoseAllDay]

12 minutes ago, QQQQ said:

Anyone else notice that the dog just disappeared from Dorit's lap during the martial arts lesson? They really don't last long in that house 😅

Did she get it from Vanderpump Dogs?

[njbchlover]

17 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

It might just be that kind of day! 

 

16 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Oh dear, here we go with being a "bad friend". That said, why would Sutton blow off a robbery like that?

I really, really like Sutton, but her reactions and comments to Dorit's situation were terrible.  She sounds like she has finally caught on and has drunk the Housewives' Narcissism kool-aid.

So out of character for her.  

Something tells me this will become a season long disagreement.

Edited May 12, 2022 by njbchlover
Edited because I can never spell narcissism.

[Chicklet]

Why is Erica the Queen? Why must everyone bow and scrape? I just don't get it.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Chicklet

[Keywestclubkid]

I wouldn’t be able to STAY in that house. How would you EVER feel safe 

[sistermagpie]

4 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

 

I really, really like Sutton, but her reactions and comments to Dorit's situation were terrible.  She sounds like she has finally caught on and has drunk the Housewives' Nariccism kool-aid.

So out of character for her.  

Something tells me this will become a season long disagreement.

She was practically a cartoon in that scene. Either she's a total narcisist or she hasn't let anything penetrate her brain.

3 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Why is Erica the Queen? Why must everyone bow and scrape? I just don't get.

IKR? People are apologizing that she created this awkward situation by being a big thief. Plus, they have to listen to her new stories about how things have been "disproven" that have not been disproven at all.

ETA: Okay, Dorit's story really is terrifying.

Edited May 12, 2022 by sistermagpie

[RoseAllDay]

 

2 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

Why is Erica the Queen? Why must everyone bow and scrape? I just don't get it.

I don’t either. Quite a stretch. Bullies have their way, I guess. 

[Chicklet]

I wouldn't leave my kids alone the next night. Not sure why she did other than she had a good story for filming.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I wouldn’t be able to STAY in that house. How would you EVER feel safe 

Yeah, I would feel the same way. Especially the first few nights. 

[Keywestclubkid]

I’ll leave your phone? What the fuck kinda robbers are these? I mean seriously that’s a very courteous thing for a person who is stealing from you to do 

Edited May 12, 2022 by Keywestclubkid

[Chicklet]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I’ll leave your phone? What the fuck kinda robbers are these? 

Robbers that keep promises, you don't see that kind every day.

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Keywestclubkid said:

I’ll leave your phone? What the fuck kinda robbers are these? 

I think the latest phones can be tracked even if they're turned off. I left my iPad at the airport and I know it was out of energy when I landed, but I could see where it was later that day when I noticed it was missing..

 

[FlyingEgret]

Maybe the phone wasn't  "designer" enough for them?? Plus they probably didnt want to be tracked...

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

I think the latest phones can be tracked even if they're turned off. I left my iPad at the airport and I know it was out of energy when I landed, but I could see where it was later that day when I noticed it was missing..

 

You wouldn’t leave it behind so it can be used you would destroy it at the least. These are some super kinda robbers for real 

[njbchlover]

What happened to Dorit is really, really terrible, and I am very glad that she and the kids were safe.  From her details, it seems like maybe one of the burglars had some kind of conscience.

However, she's overplaying the poor, poor me with the all black, nun-look outfit in her talking head interview.

[RoseAllDay]

7 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I wouldn't leave my kids alone the next night. Not sure why she did other than she had a good story for filming.

And then P.K. shows up at Kyle’s. Did he at least stop by the house and check on the kids first? This…is puzzling. Even if the kids had no clue, I’d want to be with them.

[eleanorofaquitaine]

Oh man, I really relate to the anxiety that Dorit is feeling after that traumatic experience. I would react in the exact same way. 

[65mickey]

11 minutes ago, Chicklet said:

I wouldn't leave my kids alone the next night. Not sure why she did other than she had a good story for filming.

That's what I thought. I don't care if there were 10 Secret Service Agents with them. I would have brought them with me to Kyle's house. Looks like Sutton might be getting an early bitch edit. I wonder if she thought that the burglary was a set up.  Her reaction to it was strange. 

[njbchlover]

1 minute ago, eleanorofaquitaine said:

Oh man, I really relate to the anxiety that Dorit is feeling after that traumatic experience. I would react in the exact same way. 

Me too, but I would NOT have left my kids home with other people (essentially strangers).  

[WaltersHair]

8 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

You wouldn’t leave it behind so it can be used you would destroy it at the least. These are some super kinda robbers for real 

Of course, if you're a boomer like me you have a landline for just such an emergency. 😁

[Keywestclubkid]

OMG 

[thesupremediva1]

4 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

OMG 

No but seriously… is he selling client information? Do the systems just not work? Or are these robberies staged?! So. Many. Questions.

[njbchlover]

4 minutes ago, thesupremediva1 said:

No but seriously… is he selling client information? Do the systems just not work? Or are these robberies staged?! So. Many. Questions.

Dorit said on WWHL that she did not turn the security system on because the kids could set it off when they get up in the middle of the night.

Guess she's doing that now.

[LovesTheDrama]

I’m shocked that Dorit left her kids the night after the break in. I would have taken them, and a security person, to Kyle’s house. 

Edited May 12, 2022 by LovesTheDrama

[Keywestclubkid]

4 minutes ago, njbchlover said:

Dorit said on WWHL that she did not turn the security system on because the kids could set it off when they get up in the middle of the night.

Guess she's doing that now.

Are they opening their windows or doors to outside in the middle of the night? 

[Caseysgirl]

Have there been any updates on the alleged robbery?  Not to be a conspiracy theorist, but fakers like the Hemsley’s wouldn’t be above staging this whole thing. Last season there was talk that Dorit didn’t have much going on story wise & they definitely need their Housewives money to sustain their lifestyle.  Plus Dorit is no actress.  She definitely got a storyline.

Edited May 12, 2022 by Caseysgirl
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[sistermagpie]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Are they opening their windows or doors to outside in the middle of the night? 

If so that's an even better to turn on the alarm system! I'm shocked she wouldn't turn it on.