The Kardashians (Hulu) Season 1

[GaT]

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Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloé, Kendall, and Kylie tell their stories of love and life in the spotlight, from the pressures of running billion-dollar businesses to the joys of playtime and school drop-offs.

 

Edited April 19, 2022 by GaT

[Marley]

I watched the new episode drunk and it wasn’t too bad. Corny as hell certain times.

Tristan is such a dbag. Khloe needs to not be such a loser and stop hanging with him.

Scott can cry me a fucking river. He’s a dbag who gives a fuck about his dumb feelings and diva behaviour. He’s an ex. Fuck off.

Edited April 15, 2022 by Marley

[GaT]

I watched too (as you can probably guess), & I can see the differences. They definitely seem to be separating the sisters into individuals. 

Listening to Khloe talking about Tristan & Kim talking about Kanye made me just shake my head. You two have no idea what's going to happen.

LOL how they stuck Kendall in "I had covid!"

They're still hugging each other when they first walk into a room like it' been months, whhhhhyyyyy? 

Scott, what is wrong with you? How is someone is their late 20s "age appropriate" to you?

[Marley]

Scott saying not over 30 was so gross. What a loser. If he wasn’t rich I don’t think he’d pull as many chicks.

Lol them saying it’s been so long since filming made me laugh. It hasn’t even been a year since the other show ended and they are constantly filmed or photographed by paparazzi.

[QQQQ]

When Kim was on the phone talking about what might be on the "new" tape and things that could have been put up her butt while she was sleeping, I laughed when Khloe said, "I hope that would have woken you up!"

 

So far I like this version.

[Cheyanne11]

Tone death as usual:

Close-up shots of them pulling up somewhere in their expensive cars.

Having to be waited on hand and foot at a casual "7 person barbeque."

And LOL at Kim's "I'm 99% vegan."  Cut to her eating: chicken wings, sliders, mac and cheese.  Also, was Khloe kidding when she said she and her sisters were foodies?  Because ordering an iceberg lettuce salad "with tomatoes and egg" is not exactly haute cuisine.

Edited April 15, 2022 by Cheyanne11

[stacyasp]

Their wealth is staggering and they seem to be fully embracing that...which I felt they didn’t do in their last show.   Everything still seems phonier than shit, especially Kim’s fake crying phone call re the Roblex situation.  They way they dress just to sit around ( giant leather trench coats) looks so damn uncomfortable...but again this isn’t really a “reality” show.

[Morrissey]

First impressions:

1. Scott looks like he's one vodka tonic away from cutting his wrists. Dude, find yourself a good therapist and work through your issues. 

2. Kourtney looks genuinely happy and content. Good for her! 

3. When Kim announced that she would be hosting SNL no one in her family seemed happy for her. Except for PMK, of course. 

5. I can't believe that this family has more money than god only to have store bought fries, store bought buns, and something that looked like Kraft mac'n'cheese at their bbq.  

[Marley]

Lol I laughed at the foodie thing too. They got a salad with ranch basically. Then to say they workout for their bodies. Ok I guess you work out  but don’t try to say it’s all exercise. It’s called plastic surgery.

Kris throwing in Arthur George as a business was a good chuckle too lol.

Edited April 15, 2022 by Marley

[Artsda]

I liked the opening going with the flying drone from house to house. 

It seems different than E! 

I like Scott, but Kourtney pointing out 17 years basically she put up with a lot. She does seem happy and smiling more than she normally behaves. The text to Younes about the mother of your children was just dumb and I don't blame Kourtney for cutting him out. 

[GaT]

I just remembered this. In the opening when they were showing each individual sister, Kim was in some kind of warehouse/office & they showed her leaving. I just about died when a door slid up & she drove her car out of the space. She doesn't park her car at the office, she parks her car in the office. I guess she doesn't want any nasty dirts on her special color car. 😅

[Marley]

1 hour ago, GaT said:

I just remembered this. In the opening when they were showing each individual sister, Kim was in some kind of warehouse/office & they showed her leaving. I just about died when a door slid up & she drove her car out of the space. She doesn't park her car at the office, she parks her car in the office. I guess she doesn't want any nasty dirts on her special color car. 😅

I didn’t see the garage door at first so I was like whaaa lol.

The part where Travis was slowly punching the bag at his studio with Kourtney off to the side watching like an idiot made me laugh too lol.

Edited April 15, 2022 by Marley

[Cinnabon]

7 hours ago, Cheyanne11 said:

Tone death as usual:

Close-up shots of them pulling up somewhere in their expensive cars.

Having to be waited on hand and foot at a casual "7 person barbeque."

And LOL at Kim's "I'm 99% vegan."  Cut to her eating: chicken wings, sliders, mac and cheese.  Also, was Khloe kidding when she said she and her sisters were foodies?  Because ordering an iceberg lettuce salad "with tomatoes and egg" is not exactly haute cuisine.

Kim, that’s like being partially pregnant. You either are or you aren’t. Ignorant performative poseur. 

[Maya]

I quit watching these people a couple years ago, but was curious about the switch to the new network.

I agree Kourtney seems really happy. Kim is so much more animated on this show, wonder what that’s about. Maybe just ecstatic to be back on TV? Khloe and Kylie are almost unrecognizable with all the plastic surgery. Did Scott always have a lisp or was he drunk during his talking head?

Kris and Corey are the only ones who are exactly the same LOL. And Kim’s kids are cute. 

[Cocoa Puff]

So I tried to watch just now I did but I got through the little drone entrances and That was really cool I liked Kendall's house out of the homes they showed. 

And we got Kylie and Kim with the studios/office spaces.

But since it is on Hulu now and I can watch whenever I want I think I might do what I have been doing and just check out but if something crazy happens I can go back and watch.

Also I don't believe that whole bit where Saint asks Kim about the tape because he saw it on his game or whatever.. He's like what 4 now maybe He has no idea what a s******* is and that just smells set up for her to talk about the tape because it was talked about due to Kanye saying that there was another tape.

And the bit about her crying about Ray J doing stuff to her while she was asleep, she was joking. 

Okay sorry for the play-by-play but back watching and holy spray tan Kim's looking like a whole different ethnicity.

I don't like that.

And second the statements about that basic ass "barbecue" catering.

Edited April 16, 2022 by carolinagirl81
Had more to say..

[BrindaWalsh]

I kind of liked it?  It definitely had a different feel.

Kourtney seems really content, maybe happier than we have ever seen her.  All of that anxiety is just gone.  Good for her.  I laughed at everybody talking about how all they do is make out everywhere.  So it isn't just us.

I almost thought that Kendall was going to say "I wasn't sick guys, I just didn't feel like filming yet." That would have been amazing.

I was personally offended by their bbq menu.  Fried chicken wings, Stouffer's Mac and cheese and pre cooked burgers and they gushed over how great the food looked?  No.  It didn't.  It looked like the TGIFridays kids menu.  That is not being a foodie.

I miss Caitlyn at the grill, the huge steaks, salads, corn on the cob, --- dinners and bbqs of the early years. 

Why is Khloe praising Tristan for anything?  He is so sleazy. My god, get a backbone. And an std test for your extra wide hoo-ha.  

Scott looks like he is going to have a breakdown.  He is not okay.  He needs a lot of therapy.

You know, I can't blame Kim about this frustration over this sex tape.  Or maybe it is buyers remorse.  But honestly, it was 20 years ago, she is a mom with 4 children.  And we are still trying to get mileage out of this thing when there is so much more out there to leverage at this point?  

[Jennifersdc]

I watched this. Couldn’t help myself. I was intrigued. Never watched a single episode of the former show. Don’t have Instagram or Twitter (or Facebook for that matter). Know little to nothing about these people. Could be fun to snark? We’ll see. I’ll have to look at past boards to get some background.

I will admit - the little I do know about Kim I kinda respect. Girl took an embarrassing sex tape, her plumped up ass and selfies and somehow created a multi-million dollar empire. Unfortunately that probably says more about the general stupidity of humanity than her.

[Marley]

I think Kim might be a billionaire now. It’s crazy lol.

I don’t think Saint saw anything about a sex tape. I thought he saw a photo of Kim’s face then Kim clicked into it and saw the sex tape stuff. Kind of confusing how they were explaining what happened. Plus I had to google roblox lol. I have heard of it but didn’t really know what it was.

Kims kids wearing those stupid clunky boots is ridiculous tho.

[Cocoa Puff]

1 hour ago, Marley said:

I think Kim might be a billionaire now. It’s crazy lol.

I don’t think Saint saw anything about a sex tape. I thought he saw a photo of Kim’s face then Kim clicked into it and saw the sex tape stuff. Kind of confusing how they were explaining what happened. Plus I had to google roblox lol. I have heard of it but didn’t really know what it was.

Kims kids wearing those stupid clunky boots is ridiculous tho.

Yes! I was hot for Kim's kid's. And True is seemingly always in dresses like Kourtney's kids maybe little hellions but at least she dresses them in "play clothes" like comfortable play around regular kids clothes. 

[Cinnabon]

Sorry Kim, your pornography  sex tape is going to follow you for the rest of your life. 🤷‍♀️

[SilverLake0315]

Kourtney does seem really happy, and I’m glad for her, but I thought she and Travis were beyond obnoxious with the constant touching, rubbing, and slobbering all over each other.

Maybe it’s just because I’m not a PDA person. 

[Scout Finch]

There's PDA and then there's get a goddamn room!

[QQQQ]

Was Travis ever shown on KUWTK (like, in the background hanging out with Kourtney)? 

[Duke2801]

On 4/15/2022 at 10:12 AM, Cheyanne11 said:

Also, was Khloe kidding when she said she and her sisters were foodies?  Because ordering an iceberg lettuce salad "with tomatoes and egg" is not exactly haute cuisine.

I’m pretty sure Khloe thinks the definition of foodie is “someone who likes to eat food.” 
 

Kourt does seem happy with Travis. The scene where he was playing drums with Penelope was cute. But yeesh I do not find one thing about that guy physically attractive. And I don’t mind tattoos—it’s not that! 
 

PMK looked absolutely ridiculous in that outfit she wore to the bbq. Wtf was that atrocity?

[BrindaWalsh]

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Kourt does seem happy with Travis. 

It makes you wonder if she was actually unhappy the entire run of KUWTK.  The show started with her dating Scott and Kris not trusting him and Khloe not liking him so there was "fight" around Scott from the start.

[Cheyanne11]

4 hours ago, Duke2801 said:

Kourt does seem happy with Travis. The scene where he was playing drums with Penelope was cute. But yeesh I do not find one thing about that guy physically attractive. And I don’t mind tattoos—it’s not that! 

He looks unwell.

[Cocoa Puff]

13 hours ago, QQQQ said:

Was Travis ever shown on KUWTK (like, in the background hanging out with Kourtney)? 

I think a few times last season but that's it to my knowledge and he was listed as a friend/neighbor

[mostlylurking]

I’ve only caught an episode every now and then since the Kris Humphries days but like many others wanted to check this out.  Definitely could tell the production budget is much higher, it’s much slicker and better quality. 

Im happy for Kourtney if she’s happy, and I feel bad because he’s probably an ok guy but Travis creeps me the fuck out.  Like he stares at her all stalkery like he’s about to murder her or something. It’s unsettling. And I’m sorry but the tats don’t help, I have tattoos myself and I like them but it’s overkill and he looks dirty. Weirdly I thought he was the hottest in the Blink-182 heyday (low bar admittedly) but now he’s very creepy looking. It’s nice that he bonds with the kids though.

Scott definitely looks and sounds depressed and drunk in his interviews. He makes me sad. Kourtney is right though, she gave him 17 years to clean up his act (HOW has it been that long?!) and he never did so he really shouldn’t be included in family functions that are not about their kids. 

I also thought it was rude that Tristan commented on Kylie’s appearance, seeming genuinely shocked that her body has changed because she has a human being growing inside of her.  Yes Tristan, women gain weight when they are pregnant, which is something you would know if you bothered to stick around after impregnating your various baby mamas.

I don’t know if I’ll keep watching (I didn’t even finish this whole episode yet) but the vibe is different from the E show and it seems more entertaining, probably due to the high production value. 

Edited April 19, 2022 by mostlylurking

[princelina]

All I've seen is the commercial for it, with starts with Kris chuckling, in what she seems to think is a humble-brag kind of way, "Can't anyone in this family be lazy?" 🙄😄😄😄

[nexxie]

On 4/15/2022 at 11:02 AM, Morrissey said:

First impressions:

1. Scott looks like he's one vodka tonic away from cutting his wrists. Dude, find yourself a good therapist and work through your issues. 

2. Kourtney looks genuinely happy and content. Good for her! 

3. When Kim announced that she would be hosting SNL no one in her family seemed happy for her. Except for PMK, of course. 

5. I can't believe that this family has more money than god only to have store bought fries, store bought buns, and something that looked like Kraft mac'n'cheese at their bbq.  

Finally watched this - you’re right; Scott looks really shaky. Kourtney looks happy but the exhibitionist behavior is gross - poor kids.

[nexxie]

On 4/15/2022 at 2:12 PM, Artsda said:

I liked the opening going with the flying drone from house to house. 

It seems different than E! 

I like Scott, but Kourtney pointing out 17 years basically she put up with a lot. She does seem happy and smiling more than she normally behaves. The text to Younes about the mother of your children was just dumb and I don't blame Kourtney for cutting him out. 

I really liked the drone footage too - new production choices do give it a fresh look and feel. The show is more entertaining than I expected it to be.

[Marley]

Yes I was expecting to hate it but it entertained me so I’m gonna keep watching. Like others have said it looks less low budget and they seem to have stopped pretending they aren’t out of this world rich. I know they were rich on the other show but they tried to downplay it at times.

[Showthyme]

On 4/16/2022 at 10:01 AM, BrindaWalsh said:

 

You know, I can't blame Kim about this frustration over this sex tape.  Or maybe it is buyers remorse.  But honestly, it was 20 years ago, she is a mom with 4 children.  And we are still trying to get mileage out of this thing when there is so much more out there to leverage at this point?  

How many people would watch? Would Kris capitalize? All of this talk about another sex tape is boring. 

Kim will have to tell her children someday. She needs to think about how to have that conversation instead of crying on TV and then bragging about how she has all of the resources that she needs to shut this down. Kimmy dear...you are actually promoting the tape. I am not sure who would watch though. 

 

[Cocoa Puff]

9 minutes ago, Showthyme said:

How many people would watch? Would Kris capitalize? All of this talk about another sex tape is boring. 

Kim will have to tell her children someday. She needs to think about how to have that conversation instead of crying on TV and then bragging about how she has all of the resources that she needs to shut this down. Kimmy dear...you are actually promoting the tape. I am not sure who would watch though. 

 

Turns out Ray J's former manager was a big fat liar, There is no extra footage or second tape.

 

[Cinnabon]

14 minutes ago, Showthyme said:

How many people would watch? Would Kris capitalize? All of this talk about another sex tape is boring. 

Kim will have to tell her children someday. She needs to think about how to have that conversation instead of crying on TV and then bragging about how she has all of the resources that she needs to shut this down. Kimmy dear...you are actually promoting the tape. I am not sure who would watch though. 

 

Most people I know still think of her pornography  sex tape first when Kimmy’s name comes up. As well as the many, many sleazy nude and nearly nude photo shoots and selfies that followed, looking like a real live sex doll with her mouth hanging open. After that, people think of her 3 failed marriages, 2 of which were very public. Sorry Kim, this is your legacy. 🤷‍♀️

10 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

Turns out Ray J's former manager was a big fat liar, There is no extra footage or second tape.

 

How can we know for sure who’s lying?

[Cocoa Puff]

2 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

Most people I know still think of her pornography  sex tape first when Kimmy’s name comes up. As well as the many, many sleazy nude and nearly nude photo shoots and selfies that followed, looking like a real live sex doll with her mouth hanging open. After that, people think of her 3 failed marriages, 2 of which were very public. Sorry Kim, this is your legacy. 🤷‍♀️

How can we know for sure who’s lying?

There's this..

And I don't believe there was a second tape or more footage This dude sounds like seemingly all C and D list BM who create a podcast and run their mouths about nonsense to get attention.

I.e the former NFL baller who fixed his face to say that The singer Ciara should have stayed with a million baby momma having Future because he's the better choice than Russell Wilson.

 

[Cinnabon]

16 minutes ago, carolinagirl81 said:

There's this..

And I don't believe there was a second tape or more footage This dude sounds like seemingly all C and D list BM who create a podcast and run their mouths about nonsense to get attention.

I.e the former NFL baller who fixed his face to say that The singer Ciara should have stayed with a million baby momma having Future because he's the better choice than Russell Wilson.

 

Kim calling Ray J a “compulsive liar” is pretty ironic. 

[Cocoa Puff]

1 minute ago, Cinnabon said:

Kim calling Ray J a “compulsive liar” is pretty ironic. 

She through her attorney was calling the former manager a compulsive liar. 

[nexxie]

Episode 2

Credit to Kim for manifesting her dreams, such as they are.

Khloe definitely should tell people to fuck off - and should also remove those godawful nails.

It’s nice that Kourtney is so happy, but something is really off with a guy who continually touches her butt and breasts - even in front of real estate agents while touring homes. And something is really off with Kourtney for thinking it’s great for her kids to see such an “affectionate” relationship.

Kris continues to be the supportive puppet master.

Edited April 21, 2022 by nexxie

[Maya]

16 hours ago, nexxie said:

Episode 2

Credit to Kim for manifesting her dreams, such as they are.

Khloe definitely should tell people to fuck off - and should also remove those godawful nails.

It’s nice that Kourtney is so happy, but something is really off with a guy who continually touches her butt and breasts - even in front of real estate agents while touring homes. And something is really off with Kourtney for thinking it’s great for her kids to see such an “affectionate” relationship.

Kris continues to be the supportive puppet master.

Maybe Kourtney being so happy is less about Travis and more about being the constant center of attention… 

[Marley]

Kourtney straddling Travis when they were looking for houses was so embarrassing. I felt bad for the realtor who had to awkwardly walk away lol.

Kim was not sad Kourtney wasn’t coming to SNL because the more attention on her the better lol.

James Cordens speech to Khloe? Who cares lol. He’s an asshole too. I don’t buy Khloe is still so affected by online stuff. The show has been on a billion years. Kris really had to search for the one good tweet about Khloe I bet. 

Weird they were at Kylie’s house but she just never showed up I guess. Malika is still up Khloe’s giant ass I see.

Some of the jokes Kim were saying to Amy Schumer were not bad. The one about Khloe’s heart being so big for Tristan and all his side pieces was pretty savage lol. I don’t watch SNL because it sucks so bad so I don’t know how well Kim did but some of the stuff didn’t sound bad.

Malika and Khloe going on about how Kim never fails? Lmao such suck up losers and I’d say she fails pretty hard at marriage lol.

Edited April 22, 2022 by Marley

[GaT]

Are we posting in this thread or the other show thread? I don't care, I just don't want to be the only one posting in the other thread. I actually find this one easier because all the related topics are in it, but a mod set up the other show, so maybe we're supposed to post there.

[Marley]

23 minutes ago, GaT said:

Are we posting in this thread or the other show thread? I don't care, I just don't want to be the only one posting in the other thread. I actually find this one easier because all the related topics are in it, but a mod set up the other show, so maybe we're supposed to post there.

I didn’t even know there was another thread. Seems unnecessary since everything has been here forever.

[mostlylurking]

I like that Amy Schumer was giving constructive criticism and being honest instead of just kissing Kim’s ass and being like oh it’s all so fantastic.  Kim did take most of her advice from what I remember of her opening.

 

[nexxie]

6 hours ago, Maya said:

Maybe Kourtney being so happy is less about Travis and more about being the constant center of attention… 

That could be, but it seems that she’s also mistaking Travis’ weird exhibitionism, and perhaps control tactics, with loving affection. Really creepy.

[Cinnabon]

37 minutes ago, nexxie said:

That could be, but it seems that she’s also mistaking Travis’ weird exhibitionism, and perhaps control tactics, with loving affection. Really creepy.

I guess she’s used to that kind of attention, having been surrounded with pimp momma and princess Kimmy all of her life.

[nexxie]

15 hours ago, Cinnabon said:

I guess she’s used to that kind of attention, having been surrounded with pimp momma and princess Kimmy all of her life.

A lot of watchers are talking about red flags with Travis - wonder if anyone in Kourtney’s family has questioned his creepy behavior and her compliance. Scott questioned it - too bad he snarked to her ex instead of seriously taking it to her or her family. In any case, Kourtney would probably just say they were jealous of her happiness - like Tre on rhonj, she won’t see the red flags until she’s married to the guy and his behavior becomes more controlling and dark.

[Melina22]

42 minutes ago, nexxie said:

she won’t see the red flags until she’s married to the guy and his behavior becomes more controlling and dark.

Does he have a past pattern of this kind of behaviour? I know nothing about him, other than he has a million tattoos, eats an incredibly strict diet and used to be married to the woman I just watched on Celebrity BB. 

[nexxie]

23 minutes ago, Melina22 said:

Does he have a past pattern of this kind of behaviour? I know nothing about him, other than he has a million tattoos, eats an incredibly strict diet and used to be married to the woman I just watched on Celebrity BB. 

There’s this: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2913840/Travis-Barker-Playboy-model-Shanna-Moakler-handcuffed-ugly-spat-threatened-kill-other.html

Plus, he copied his “True Romance” inspired antics with Shanna when he took up with Kourtney - icky enough that he named his daughter after the hooker in that film.

But, it’s the way he paws her, constantly putting his hands on her butt, chest and stomach - and the way that she has changed her wardrobe and look to fit his juvenile vibe - that really creeps me out.

(You can google Kourtney and Travis in Italy to see the exhibitionism that led to Scott commenting on it.)

Edited April 23, 2022 by nexxie

[Cinnabon]

3 hours ago, nexxie said:

A lot of watchers are talking about red flags with Travis - wonder if anyone in Kourtney’s family has questioned his creepy behavior and her compliance. Scott questioned it - too bad he snarked to her ex instead of seriously taking it to her or her family. In any case, Kourtney would probably just say they were jealous of her happiness - like Tre on rhonj, she won’t see the red flags until she’s married to the guy and his behavior becomes more controlling and dark.

Just like Kim with Kanye as well.