S26.E11: Season Finale

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, Daisy said:

So it's a given if you are in this fantasy suite you have sex?
but these guys are upset over it? (is it the i love you?)

The Fantasy Suites are a place to be alone without cameras.  Some have sex. Some talk.  Some don’t go.   Hannah B told one of the guys their main connection was physical so she wasn’t going to offer him the fantasy suite card. 

[Daisy]

Just now, Lamb18 said:

Why don't any ask him how he would feel if the woman he wanted to marry -- oh Gabby just asked it and he had no answer!

i think i'd respect him more if he just said - "I wanted to have sex with you guys and i had a bad judgement and thought me saying i love you would accomplish that". you are still douchey but you're owning it over the whole"Well i love you but i wanteed to see whom i loved the most." like this was deciding what glitter pen you liked better.

[DEL901]

On 3/12/2022 at 5:42 AM, Emma Snyder said:

Airs Monday, March 14 at 8:00PM EDT.

Now this is a Bachelor whose rose I would accept. 
 

2 minutes ago, Lamb18 said:

Why don't any ask him how he would feel if the woman he wanted to marry -- oh Gabby just asked it and he had no answer!

He was speechless…it was hilarious. 

[Daisy]

2 minutes ago, DEL901 said:

The Fantasy Suites are a place to be alone without cameras.  Some have sex. Some talk.  Some don’t go.   Hannah B told one of the guys their main connection was physical so she wasn’t going to offer him the fantasy suite card. 

thanks (everyone) for answering my questions!

[dizzyd]

Rachel lost a finger nail. 

[DEL901]

He talks about “being transparent “, but he is being “selectively” transparent, hoping that if he admits some things, they will forget about any questions.  Clearly he has forgotten they will see this on tv and his back up f1 will go ballistic. 

[phlebas]

Gabby should have asked: If Susie were still here, who would be going home tonight?

[Amy Beth]

Why is Rachel letting him near her?

[Adeejay]

If Rachel LIKE say LIKE one more time, I am going to LIKE throw the remote LIKE at my tv.

Edited March 15, 2022 by Adeejay

[Daisy]

you don't know. dumbo. if you knew, you wouldn't have done it. 

[dizzyd]

I thought Susie was the only one of the 3 who goes on a like rampage but they all do. What’s up with this generation?

[Lamb18]

Rachel says Last week was so special and this week was just __________ (fill in the blank)

An audition???

[JenE4]

Rachel is way more broken up than Gabby was. Does this mean that she loves him the most?! 

[Stats Queen]

1 minute ago, Adeejay said:

If Rachel LIKE say LIKE one more time, I am going to LIKE throw the remote LIKE at my tv.

I like, agree with you

[DEL901]

Clayton is just relieved he has one option left.

[PBnJay]

Love how this show never gives crying women any Kleenex. Rachel has to use a piece of sandpaper to blot her tears. And of course, no snot sucking if there were Kleenex handed out, so there's that.

[Lamb18]

Rachel, just ditch him!

[Kiss my mutt]

21 minutes ago, dizzyd said:

The acoustics of this place are pretty good. Anyone know where that is?

I don’t, but next time I go on a full on crying jag, this should be the place. 

[FlyingEgret]

Rachel should be happy she chose the waterproof mascara

[Lamb18]

Anyone going to watch Influencer Lagoon?

[DEL901]

The most pathetic rose ceremony. One man, two roses, no women……drat.  They are coming back. 

[dizzyd]

Well Nick can relate to this.

[Kiss my mutt]

I’m just surprised that they are both still considering continuing and Clayton thinks they should be fine both dating him at the same time.

 

[Lamb18]

I wonder if Arie and Jason are going to be among the alumni who opine on this.

[EllenB]

Sweet that the women greeted each other but not him.

[Amy Beth]

How much did they edit out to go from sobbing to this?

[DEL901]

Is it the lighting or did Rachel do a quick tough up of her roots?

[Daisy]

oh she's taking the rose? well.. okay then. 

[Stats Queen]

Yeah Gabby!!!

[Daisy]

Oh. yay Gabby. good for you. 

[dizzyd]

Well Gabby just won herself the Bachelorette gig. 

Edited March 15, 2022 by dizzyd

[DEL901]

Go Gabby!

[Ladybugnine]

Yay, Gabby!

[PBnJay]

Rachel: "OMG! That mean I WON! YEAY ME!"

[Daisy]

LOL Rachel is like wait? did I win?
or Wait? i should have said no too. LOL

[DEL901]

Now Rachel has to deal with “winning by default “.

Edited March 15, 2022 by DEL901

[Daisy]

Just now, dizzyd said:

Well Gabby just won herself the Bachelorette gig. 

oh because she's final 2?

[Kiss my mutt]

Well, congratulations on being the default choice and winning the least self respect award tonight, Rachel. 

[Lamb18]

I think Rachel just has dark eyelashes. It looks like she cried her makeup off.

[Adeejay]

Oh but Clayton, it was a competition.  Idiot!  

[DEL901]

2 minutes ago, Daisy said:

oh because she's final 2?

Not always.  Usually someone from f4.  Clayton was top 8 or something.  
 

eta.  Stay strong Gabby!

Edited March 15, 2022 by DEL901

[Daisy]

Just now, Kiss my mutt said:

Well, congratulations on being the default choice and winning the least self respect award tonight, Rachel. 

I wish she didn't pick it. esp. with all the sobbing she did earlier. 

Gabby is like "I don't buy "one you love the most."" crap. 

[dizzyd]

Wth, she’s going to give him another shot!

[JenE4]

Gabby!!!!

 

Rachel’s reaction was priceless! She’s like, fuck, did I just play myself into getting engaged to this guy by default??

 

[EllenB]

I wonder if there's producer strong-arming, like, "Stick it out or it's the volcano for you, young lady!"

[dizzyd]

Ok backtracking, is this really trending #1 worldwide! I really thought Bachelor Nation had shrunk over the years.

[FlyingEgret]

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Gabby!!!!

 

Rachel’s reaction was priceless! She’s like, fuck, did I just play myself into getting engaged to this guy by default??

 

That's exactly what Rachel's expression said to me... "but I dont want to marry this doofus!"

[DEL901]

1 minute ago, dizzyd said:

Ok backtracking, is this really trending #1 worldwide! I really thought Bachelor Nation had shrunk over the years.

I guess the Bachelor humiliating himself draws viewers.  

[PBnJay]

Geesh, I guess no one on this show has any self respect.

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, dizzyd said:

Ok backtracking, is this really trending #1 worldwide! I really thought Bachelor Nation had shrunk over the years.

I’m picturing Harrison in his fancy in-home movie theater cursing at the TV—finally The Most Dramatic Finale in Bachelorette History?! God damnit. They actually did it!