Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

The first thing Branwin does is her hair, but meth mouth is still decayed even in her talking heads.

Priorities. 

[Floatingbison]

Rick just seems like such a biker wannabe.  I keep looking for training wheels on his hog.

[goofygirl]

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky......  Ya gotta stop with buying old MethMouth CLOTHES....  BUY HER SOME TEETH!!! PULEEZ!

[Keywestclubkid]

you're a choice HAHAHA 

[kacesq]

Raydean...you ARE the bad guy here...

[Keywestclubkid]

Girl look at the gaslighting she is doing ... 

[Floatingbison]

His fu manchu makes him look like an undercover cop assigned to infiltrate the biker gang in a crime show from the 70s.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Raydean has absolutely nothing to lose in this situation. Take it or leave it, Ricky.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

Ricky, Ricky, Ricky......  Ya gotta stop with buying old MethMouth CLOTHES....  BUY HER SOME TEETH!!! PULEEZ!

A new set of choppers will set him back thousands. He's choking and sputtering over spending a few hundred on a jacket. 

[WaltersHair]

I freaking love Bounty Hunter Mom

[Gobi]

I wonder if they have Torrid commercials on My 600lb Life?

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

His fu manchu makes him look like an undercover cop assigned to infiltrate the biker gang in a crime show from the 70s.

"Hooker's a good cop!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oh, I forgot to tell you! I managed to buy three Queen Elizabeth II Barbie dolls. I’m so thrilled!

Chance, there is no fucking chance that Brad Pitt is your cousin. 

[Floatingbison]

Oh shit, he IS brad pitts cousin...I saw that posted in the "alpha male" section and I thought it was snarky joke.

[Gobi]

His cousin is Brad Pitt and he's pitiful.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh, I forgot to tell you! I managed to buy three Queen Elizabeth II Barbie dolls. I’m so thrilled!

I am so jealous!! I got my order in and then Mattel canceled. I’m crushed.

[Pepper Mostly]

Brad Pitt is Chance's cousin and I am the Queen of Romania. 

And an astronaut. 

And a world champion ballroom dancer. 

And a cowgirl.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

A new set of choppers will set him back thousands. He's choking and sputtering over spending a few hundred on a jacket. 

Even shitty implants or crowns would cost over $10K.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Sure Chance, and my cousin is Beyonce. Right.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oh, I forgot to tell you! I managed to buy three Queen Elizabeth II Barbie dolls. I’m so thrilled!

I am pea green with envy! 

[goofygirl]

OK, any time now.... We want GRANNY!  Sorry, I forgot her first name.  Is it Yolanda??

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

I am so jealous!! I got my order in and then Mattel canceled. I’m crushed.

I stay up late, so I think I must have read an article, then immediately jumped onto the Mattel site right at the launch. One of them will be for my best friend’s 70the bday in a couple of years. Bought for $75 each, and they are selling for over $300 on eBay. I’m keeping mine.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Gobi]

Marriage Boot Camp:

I don't know but I been told

Stupid people are reality gold

[Empress1]

Don’t go back, Kaylah!

[SemiCharmedLife]

They are probably going to save Yolanda's scene for the last 15 seconds of the show. 😒

[Keywestclubkid]

what was he supposed to do? you drove away why wouldn't he just go in?? you drove away girl 

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Even shitty implants or crowns would cost over $10K.

But hasn't he said he's spent THOUSANDS on her??  If he was SMART, he'd get to steppin' on up to a good dentist. We know her WIFE ain't got any $$$ to buy some choppers!

[Pepper Mostly]

Kaylah. Kaylah Kaylah Kaylah. You have already shown that you are without question someone who puts up with that. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Kaylah is not going to put up with anything except for waiting for 13 years.

[Gobi]

13 years in prison. No way this guy has a driver's license.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kaylah should kiss her dreams of a $40K diamond ring goodbye.

Edited April 30, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[kacesq]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

I stay up late, so I think I must have read an article, then immediately jumped onto the Mattel site right at the launch. One of them will be for my best friend’s 70the bday in a couple of years. Bought for $75 each, selling for aver $300 on eBay.

It’s funny I read a lot of articles about how people don’t like the royals or the Queen and every Jubilee item I’ve tried to snag has sold out...theBarbie, the Swatch watch, all the nice china...

[SemiCharmedLife]

Kaylah is hangry!  Get the girl some breakfast, stat!

[OoogleEyes]

#1, why is this ex-con driving?

#2, why are these two together 

[Keywestclubkid]

I fucked guys while you was in prison who didn't give me this attitude ... girl tell it all now 

[Floatingbison]

 I don't do loud arguin

[kacesq]

Why is she even letting him drive her car? 

[candall]

Oh, goody.  Now we get to watch another one of these losers crap all over his devoted woman.  It's exhausting.

 

The last time I saw Kaylah she was peeling out of the parking lot.  Whuh hop?

[Gobi]

"I don't do that payin' bills shit. Everone that knows me, knows that."

[Pepper Mostly]

She's actually kicking him out of her car? Oh wait, just another empty threat. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda calls for backup.

[kacesq]

So much incoherence with all these losers....but yep...they all want to talk.

[Empress1]

Ooh, is indie’s cute brother coming?

[kacesq]

Harry’s alive because while he’s a complete piece of crap, your idiot sister/daughter put up with all of it. And dragged her poor kid into this mess.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yolanda, we love you! Spiritual divorce? We chatted about that weeks ago!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Thank you, producers, for gifting us with a phone call from brother Indie.  

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

It’s funny I read a lot of articles about how people don’t like the royals or the Queen and every Jubilee item I’ve tried to snag has sold out...theBarbie, the Swatch watch, all the nice china...

My uncle's wife is British, and their house is LOADED with Royal Wedding, Jubilee, all types of stuff, but especially anything Lady Di.  I'll have to ask her what she thinks of Never Mind the Bollocks.

[Keywestclubkid]

you're undecided?? GIRL on what? HE DONT WANT YOU 

[Pepper Mostly]

My fondest wish now is that, once Yolanda finishes with Harry, she moves on to Martel. Do it for all of us, Yolanda!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

A spiritual divorce party.  I love Yolanda. 

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

"I don't do that payin' bills shit. Everone that knows me, knows that."

That's my catch phrase for next week.