Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[Auntie Anxiety]

Tiffany: And we fell into everything. 

Me: You mean ONTO his penis, right?

[Floatingbison]

She's been locked up for five years, she's gonna make the rounds and sample the whole buffet table.

[Doublemint]

What happened to getting a mani/pedi?

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

 

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Time to warm up your titty bar shrimp Alfredo.

[Pepper Mostly]

I want to shake Kayla, for real. Get out of this mess, girl. 

[Floatingbison]

What are you cooking?

Crack rock.

[Empress1]

Oooh, Kayla has no edges.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Doublemint said:

What happened to getting a mani/pedi?

 

Or going to the ax throwing bar? 

[kacesq]

“I want us to have a relationship ex con that I’m filming a trashy reality show with!”

[Keywestclubkid]

When did he apologize? When?? Off camera? Girl you are dumb 

[Gobi]

I was going to make a joke about her getting cleaning supplies, but she beat me to it.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, how romantic. She's going to get Martel's special cleaning supplies. "Welcome home, honey! Here's your Barkeeper's Friend and your scrub daddies!"

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Getting a tattoo right out of prison. Priorities.

Let’s see—a tattoo versus 30 fried chicken sandwiches for your halfway housemates. Tough choice.

[WaltersHair]

They are NOT shopping for cleaning products because of that fool.

[Empress1]

Couldn’t they just go to Target? Why a supply store?

[Doublemint]

Wait - are there three Kayla's - the one with Martel, the blond who goes with Kevin and Tiffany's friend???

[Pepper Mostly]

Wait, she's asking if they've lived together before? When? HE'S BEEN BANGED UP FOR THIRTEEN YEARS! 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, WaltersHair said:

They are NOT shopping for cleaning products because of that fool.

Making herself look like a bigger fool in this 

[kacesq]

Kaylah is an idiot if she thinks he’s going to clean. 

[OoogleEyes]

This has got to be the most boring shopping trip yet.

[Gobi]

A ladies man? I think after 13 years in prison he's a man's man.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Cleaning supplies = ingredients to cut the coke with.

[Empress1]

THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Couldn’t they just go to Target? Why a supply store?

I get cleaning stuff at the dollar store.  It's all the same crap and I can use it up fast and throw it out when I'm done.

[Keywestclubkid]

$312? On cleaning products? Girl her apt is the size of a shoebox. What the fuck was $312 for? 

[Pepper Mostly]

Three hundred dollars for cleaning supplies. That's more than I spent for every cleaning supply under the sun I bought for my son after I saw the state of his apartment. That includes a mop, broom, dustpan, and wastebaskets.

Edited April 16, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[JenE4]

$312 dollars?! You could have bought a new stove!

[WaltersHair]

Don't they have a Dollar Tree, 99 cent store, Dollar General, something???

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, JenE4 said:

$312 dollars?! You could have bought a new stove!

Or maybe hire a cleaning service for a few months!

[Ladystardust]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Three hundred dollars for cleaning supplies. That's more than I spent for every cleaning supply under the sun I bought for my son after I saw the state of his apartment. 

My brother owns college apartments and I'm pretty sure he doesn't spend that on cleaning them all (and they're DISGUSTING when the students move out - he sends me pictures 🤢)

[Floatingbison]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Three hundred dollars for cleaning supplies. That's more than I spent for every cleaning supply under the sun I bought for my son after I saw the state of his apartment. 

I swear by Dollar Store cleaning supplies.  I can get everything I need to clean Le Chez Bison top to bottom for about $7 dollars.

Edited April 16, 2022 by Floatingbison

[Empress1]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

I get cleaning stuff at the dollar store.  It's all the same crap and I can use it up fast and throw it out when I'm done.

I get it! It would not occur to me to go to a supply store unless I worked for a cleaning service and had to buy in bulk or something. 

[LEILANI2]

She leaves a husband of 25 years to be with a kid who has been in and out of prison from his teens and said kid is the son of her best friend who she is jealous of.

This lady is not right and her ex husband must be rolling on the floor laughing watching how she's being treated right now being called a fool and having a ex felon putting down her home and her cooking.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I didn’t have any Seder invitations this year. It’s a little sad that I didn’t get invited to something I wouldn’t want to attend. Just kidding about it being sad. I’ve had it with the pharaohs!

[LEILANI2]

How is this loser so entitled. 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Cleaning supplies = ingredients to cut the coke with.

Or to make meth, either/or. The man has to buy a $40K engagement ring, tbf

[kacesq]

Antoine is so unattractive. 

[Keywestclubkid]

Good boy! you did a good job! wanna cookie? 

[Floatingbison]

This guy .....beggars can't be choosers . . . . he gives her a "B".   

[candall]

6 minutes ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Why would someone LEAVE prison and get a tattoo.  Are they free in prison?  Maybe cost a pack of cigs or a few packs of Ramen...

Tattooing in prison is flatly prohibited.  You have to be covert about flattening and sharpening the tools and grinding up stuff to make the "ink."  Then they get infected and the disciplinary measure are dished out.  It's a rilly big dill.

[Floatingbison]

Antoine's face looks like it was squished in a vice, . . . like Joe Pesci did to that guy in Casino.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Antoine can’t wait to visit his mommy and his grammy. The family that drinks together.......

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Antoine is so unattractive. 

He really is quite astonishingly hideous.

[kacesq]

Like like like like like ya know like like like...

[Empress1]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Antoine is so unattractive. 

The men this season are busted. Martell is about the best of them.

[kacesq]

If the cougar insists on those lashes, go get them maintained, damn, girl.

[Gobi]

Is he a member of Gino's Hat Club for Men?

[goofygirl]

Well get on with your bad self Antoine!!  Who the actual fuck do you think you are??  This poor lady.  She's in for a shitshow.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Lacey is seeing the light. Yes, it took this long.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Is he a member of Gino's Hat Club for Men?

He's not only the president, he's also a client.