Love After Lockup Season 5: LIVE CHAT

[PrincessPurrsALot]

S05.E01: Happily Ever After?

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Kevin can't escape his crazy ex; Indie defies the doubters and picks up Harry; Tayler feels caught between her sister and her lover; Lacey lays a trap for Antoine; Kaylah wants a $40,000 ring; Rick convinces his biker buddies he's found true love.

Original air date 2022.03.04

[PrincessPurrsALot]

How I envision the live chat folks as we wait for the start of the new season:

[WaltersHair]

Turkey jerky and UV blue raspberry vodka on the docket.

[Maybeitsme]

6 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How I envision the live chat folks as we wait for the start of the new season:

That's me

[OoogleEyes]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

How I envision the live chat folks as we wait for the start of the new season:

You know us so well.

Cocktail at the ready! Gird your loins! I'm going in....

[WaltersHair]

What in the hail is this Courtship?

[Pepper Mostly]

Helloooooo my LAL peeps! Can't wait to see what crazy awaits us!  

[OoogleEyes]

How can Harry be drinking and smoking pot at the halfway house on, I assume, probation. Isn't sobriety part of that?

[Gobi]

I'm back. What can I say? I'm a recidivist.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Hey y'all! I am entirely too eager for fresh blood. Hope everyone here has consulted their psychics, stocked up on prison hooch and has all of their female cousins on speed dial.

[candall]

And you would be CORRECT, Princess Purry!

I was in town with a friend and we decided to order (two) drive-thru pizzas.  She said, "This is dumb.  Just come over to my house and hang out.  We'll eat pizza and have a beer."  I said, "I can't.  I'm having pizza with some internet people while we watch the season premiere of Love After Lockup."

She might be trying to get a judge to sign commitment papers right now, but it's Friday night, so we'll probably be able to get all the way through the show before the nets arrive.

On with the show!

[Ladystardust]

Hey everyone! I have my commissary snacks (peanut butter M&Ms and spiked Sleepytime tea) and am ready for this!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I'm back. What can I say? I'm a recidivist.

Re-peat O-fender!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s get this party started!! Woo hoo!!

[Maybeitsme]

2 minutes ago, candall said:

And you would be CORRECT, Princess Purry!

I was in town with a friend and we decided to order (two) drive-thru pizzas.  She said, "This is dumb.  Just come over to my house and hang out.  We'll eat pizza and have a beer."  I said, "I can't.  I'm having pizza with some internet people while we watch the season premiere of Love After Lockup."

She might be trying to get a judge to sign commitment papers right now, but it's Friday night, so we'll probably be able to get all the way through the show before the nets arrive.

On with the show!

Priorities 

[WaltersHair]

I'm wearing my prison recipe eyeshadow, eating ramen pizza and drinking suspect hooch made in my toilet. Woo Hoo.

[Auntie Anxiety]

A new season of idiots hopeful soulmates.

[SemiCharmedLife]

HI Bunkies!  The season premier calls for a real drink tonight, no more electrolyte mix served in a margarita glass!

[Gobi]

"I'm attracted to bad boys." Mark your bingo cards.

[Pepper Mostly]

I'm feeling sleepy and stupid so I hope I can keep up with you all! My psychic assures me that I can though. 

[kacesq]

I cannot tell you how much I’m looking forward to spending this time with you all! Bring on this season’s idiots!

[SemiCharmedLife]

Whew!  It's not the same Lacey!!  Thank the Lord!!

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

"I'm attracted to bad boys." Mark your bingo cards.

Anyone over 18 who says this should have her bleached head examined. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s start with Indie and her eyelashes.

[Empress1]

WAIT. Is that man with the handlebar mustache dating that woman in the car with him?

[kacesq]

Do we know anything about where Nakoa’s father is?

[OoogleEyes]

Mamas UNDERCOVER!!

OMG, I love this show so mach

Edited March 5, 2022 by OoogleEyes

[Empress1]

Harry really has gorgeous hair.

[Ladystardust]

Okay, I legit probably have 38 female cousins (dad has 10 siblings!) and I talk to like 2 of them on a regular basis.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Let’s start with Indie and her eyelashes.

Her eyelashes should have their own show. 

Harry was on TikTok?? WTF?

[Doublemint]

OKaaaaaaay   bring it on!   Hi everyone!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Trouble in spiritual spouse paradise.

[WaltersHair]

We need trunk baloney and Sean's bad teeth.

[Pepper Mostly]

OK, drink every time Indie says "spiritual husband".

[Gobi]

"Our relationship is on a spiritual roller coaster. Or maybe it's a tilt-a-whirl? I'm not sure."

[Auntie Anxiety]

When Harry gets out, I have it on good authority that he won’t sow any wild oats.

[Ladystardust]

These men just want a comfortable place to live when they get out and someone to take care of them that they can also have sex with (aka not Mom). 

[SemiCharmedLife]

Harry looks better with his braids, not into his intro video look.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, drink every time Indie says "spiritual husband".

Sorry, I don't want alcohol poisoning.

[Pepper Mostly]

Aaaaand, Indie's headed back to OH HI YO.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I still think the sister looks like Patrick Mahomes in drag.

[candall]

WOW.  That's the third "spiritual spouse" reference and the show's only been on five minutes.  Don't make that your shooter phrase!

[kacesq]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Harry really has gorgeous hair.

He does. He looked really cute there. 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

3 minutes ago, WaltersHair said:

We need trunk baloney and Sean's bad teeth.

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK, drink every time Indie says "spiritual husband".

We'll sloshed at this rate!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Chance? The snark just writes itself.

[Ladystardust]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

We'll sloshed at this rate!

Pace yourselves, everyone! Remember, we have to last 90 minutes this season instead of just 60.

[kacesq]

Oh this girl is an idiot lol. Right down to the laugh.

[Empress1]

Is this chick … all there?

[OoogleEyes]

Taylor works in payroll and her soulmate is in prison for robbery. It's a match made in LAL heaven!