S14.E06: Dark Side of the Honeymoon

[CSunshine76]

Alyssa is THE WORST!! Chris is not “insinuating” you aren’t committed. He’s stating facts…you 100% are not committed. And no one knows why at this point because you don’t communicate. Dear Lord, send her home alone already. She is awful. 
And no, you don’t get to move into the apartment because of the other girls. Move in if you want to try marriage with Chris. Is she homeless or something and needs the place to stay? WTF?

Edited February 10, 2022 by CSunshine76

[Straycat80]

The producers have forced Alyssa and Chris to play tennis. She’s playing barefoot. She thinks she’s trying in the situation and you can see her nose getting longer and longer. 
And why is Chris saying she’s fun, blah, blah, blah, can he not see she doesn’t like him and wants nothing to do with him? 

Edited February 10, 2022 by Straycat80

[kristen111]

Oh yeah .. like tennis will bring Chris and Alyssa together.  I hate her bullshit voice.  All she talks about is not feeling comfortable and not being respected.  Her two favorite words.  Wish she would go home.

[ECM1231]

Omg, I'm not a violent person but I just want to slap Alyssa silly. She actually wants Chris to bow out of living in the apartment and letting her stay there solo. She wants to hang with the other brides. This is not "Making Friends at First Sight!" She is unbelievable!!!!

[Empress1]

Why is Mark’s landlady blowing up his phone? Is he behind on rent?

[Cancun]

I think Chris is playing the game perfectly. He is so calm, polite, accommodating and even says generic nice things about her in his TH. He 100% knows she isn’t fun, but he understands there is no point in calling a spade a spade. Everything he is doing makes Alyssa look worse. When she started complaining about his “hand gestures” and how he “was pointing at the buildings”…geez, she is grasping at straws.

And Alyssa apparently thinks a slumber party/dorm/community living situation with the other girls is a reasonable reason for her to “get to have the apartment”?  She just sounds so…so like, stuck at, like, the college phase.

[CSunshine76]

Mark has a bedbug situation?! How does his Landlord know this? Was she hanging out in his apartment? This story is bizarre.

[Crashcourse]

So the landlord wants to evict Mark because of cats?  Something is fishy.     

[Empress1]

Just now, Crashcourse said:

So the landlord wants to evict Mark because of cats?  Something is fishy.     

Weird, but honestly, if I had bedbugs I’d be glad to leave. and he’s got a place to stay, so I’d just cut my losses.

[kristen111]

Get Alyssa off the show.  The girl has probably gotten everything her way her whole life.  She just walks away when she doesn’t like something?  Something is wrong with her.  He should stop being a schmuck too.  Can’t stand both of them now.

[CSunshine76]

Something is seriously wrong with Alyssa. What alternate universe is this girl living in?! I think she just wanted a free vacay and apartment. Chris is an asshole and disrespectful? WHEN? HOW? Girl, you need HELP! I’m yelling at my tv…she’s got me all sorts of angry! 

[Crashcourse]

As Alyssa looks uglier, Chris looks cuter.

[Straycat80]

Does Alyssa know they are filming her? She’s worried about the show making her look bad? She’s doing a good job of that on her own. Get her off the show, she’s disgusting. And I wish Chris would grow a pair, tell her and the producers he’s done and go home.  

[JenE4]

This woman is unbelievable. She’s exhausted from “always taking the high road” and “pretending to be happy.” She’s the “nicest person ever” and is “afraid they’ll make her look bad.” And on top of it, she wants to live in the apartment so she doesn’t miss out on filming with the girls? This is Married at First Sight. If you refuse to even attempt to talk with your husband because he has “weird hand gestures,” such as pointing—and I guess the atrocious behavior of daring to exist—then you have no standing to continue this show. Is there an alternate bride on deck, like a juror? Either swoop in with a new match for Chris or you’re both off the show. It’s ridiculous that the show has rewarded Alyssa’s stubborn behavior thus far, but she REALLY thinks she’s going to get to keep this up and STAY on the show without Chris?!? That’s not how this works!

[Mindthinkr]

And Ice’s nose just keeps growing 🤥

[ECM1231]

12 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

As Alyssa looks uglier, Chris looks cuter.

Amen!

[Empress1]

4 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

And on top of it, she wants to live in the apartment so she doesn’t miss out on filming with the girls?

And for one, none of them seem to like her, and two, they’re going to be more focused on their husbands because that’s the show they’re on.

[Crashcourse]

Chris is still trying to be a nice guy but it's time for him to let go, like Mark said.  

[ECM1231]

Who was Chris speaking with on the phone?

[JenE4]

Just now, ECM1231 said:

Who was Chris speaking with on the phone?

His sister

[Mindthinkr]

So Ice wants to split their time in the apt? 
I like that Chris is standing up for himself by saying he’s either all in or out. 

[mythoughtis]

Just now, Mindthinkr said:

So Ice wants to split their time in the apt? 
I like that Chris is standing up for himself by saying he’s either all in or out. 

The look on the other couples’ faces when she said she wanted them to split the apartment  by one moving in and then moving out before  the other moved in was priceless.  Every one of them knew that was not what she signed up for. 
Good for him that he stood up for himself. He was absolutely right. 
it’s not about her making friendships with the  other couples. 

[Straycat80]

Apparently Alyssa wants to stay on the show for some gain, it’s definitely not for marriage. I wish the other women would tell her they will be busy with their husbands and not interested in girl time with her. 
I hope Chris sticks to his guns and refuses to split the apartment time with her. 

[Empress1]

Just now, mythoughtis said:

The look on the other couples’ faces when she said she wanted them to split the apartment  by one moving in and then moving out before  the other moved in was priceless.  Every one of them knew that was not what she signed up for. 
Good for him that he stood up for himself. He was absolutely right. 
it’s not about her making friendships with the  other couples. 

Nobody is buying what she’s selling. I don’t know how she’s convinced herself they have.

[CSunshine76]

Yes, Chris!! He finally stood up for himself. And she’s still delusional in her interviews. A little self-awareness would go a long way with this bitch.

[Mindthinkr]

When she was asked that question she started shaking her head yes. Was it yes, she is all out or something else? 

Exactly how IS Ice trying? I don’t see it. 

[Empress1]

Lack of an answer is an answer. I’m getting annoyed with Chris - he can make this decision for himself. Just end it!

[mythoughtis]

Does she not understand the premise of this show?  She keeps going on about being with everybody shows she is trying ….what does that have to do with working on her relationship with Chris?  

[antfitz]

She just wanted the free vacation. She was turned off by his looks from the very beginning. She's not that attractive, but she's really ugly on the inside.

 I am proud of the rest of them, because they can tell and they are not buying it.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Lack of an answer is an answer. I’m getting annoyed with Chris - he can make this decision for himself. Just end it!

That’s probably what she wants. Then she can go the victim route…he didn’t try…he didn’t like me enough….he discontinued the processs…a marriage you can’t have when one person is Ice. Literally. She’s looking for a scapegoat so she looks good and she can stay and be filmed. The show should let her know that if they don’t live together then there is no apartment. Period. 

[Crashcourse]

I think O nailed it when he said Alyssa just wanted to stick around for the vacation.

[rebel2u]

Alyssa is so unbelievable, I'm almost wondering if she a plant.  No one could be so un-self aware!

What is the appeal of staying at the apartment alone just to hang out with "the girls?"  

Does she not have friends?

SMH  

Oh, and Chris, cut your losses and move on.  Women will be beating down your door.

Edited February 10, 2022 by rebel2u
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[Empress1]

1 minute ago, Crashcourse said:

I think O nailed it when he said Alyssa just wanted to stick around for the vacation.

I love that he called that out.

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, rebel2u said:

I'm almost wondering if she a plant.

A plant that doesn’t bloom. What a killjoy. 

[Vanderboom]

At least Alyssa has made Lindsey look better, so there's that. I even kind of hope Lindsey and Olajuwan become friends based on their disdain for Alyssa. Alyssa should have just auditioned for Love Island or something if she just wanted to be on TV and stay in a resort.

Edited February 10, 2022 by Vanderboom

[Straycat80]

I wish O had said to Alyssa what he said in his TH. He was spot on. 

[mythoughtis]

the producers need to make her answer the question.  

If she refuses to move into the apartment at the same time as Chris, The producers need to declare her in breach of contract and send her packing …. With no future filming. 
 

 

Edited February 10, 2022 by mythoughtis

[spunky]

Spoiler

MAFSFAN  posted pictures of Alyssa's exes on her Instagram stories last week. They all had six packs 

Alyssa did you get married to Chris or did you get married to the other couples? Just tell the man you're not attracted to him and move on.

3 minutes ago, mythoughtis said:

If she refuses to move into the apartment at the same time as Chris, The producers need to declare her in breach of contract and send her packing …. With no future filming. 

If she stops filming she has to pay a $50,000 fine.

Edited February 10, 2022 by spunky

[Mindthinkr]

They are breaking the fourth wall! 

[VioletNevermind]

Damn.  This bitch is nuts.  That’s all. 

[Empress1]

Alyssa’s Karen tendencies are actually dangerous. Classic deployment of tears when she’s called on her shit. It’s not entertaining to watch, at all.

Edited February 10, 2022 by Empress1

[Mindthinkr]

Oh I think she is full of it. I don’t know which poster on the main thread said “Breach of contract”, but that is spot on. 
What a brat. Everyone knows that she is lying. I’ll be mad if the show lets her get away with it. Even Jaime didn’t care for Doug in. The beginning, but she did hang in there and try. Ice is not. 

[Kiss my mutt]

 I think Chris is trying to force her hand to end it and admit she’s not going to try. I think he’s a little devious because he likes making her look bad but I can’t blame him and it’s fertile ground for that!

How is Chris talking to her “like that”? What is “like that”? She’s stretching out her decision to hang with her friends that don’t even like her that much. Why’d she want to continue to show her ass on tv is beyond me unless she has no idea or self awareness how she’s coming across. 
If she ever gets married, I bet it will end in divorce within the first couple of years. 
They need to go and let the other couples get on with it instead of sucking out the air of the experience

[CSunshine76]

What the fuck did I just watch?!!!!!

[JenE4]

You know what, after hearing everyone in this cast completely on Chris’s side and agree that Alyssa is a heartless shrew, go ahead and let her live with them without Chris and let’s see how well that works out for her.

The music “gearing down” and then making a little bomb sound when she had no answer to what Chris did wrong was hilarious!

Alyssa said she would give Chris an answer later and not in front of the group. It’s later and they’re not in front of the group—and she still refuses to give him an answer right now. He’s disrespectful?!?! The audacity of this bitch! I can’t imagine anyone would ever marry her after seeing this show! So, you better go find someone who lives off the grid, or it’s a self-fulfilling prophecy that Chris is the best you’re ever going to get.

[Mr. Miner]

11 minutes ago, rebel2u said:

Does she not have friends?

I’m going with no on that question. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Crashcourse]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Alyssa’s Karen tendencies are actually dangerous. Classic deployment of tears when she’s called on her shit.

Yes, she is dangerous, and she tried to act "threatened" when Chris was simply making hand gestures on the tennis court.

[Empress1]

2 minutes ago, Crashcourse said:

Yes, she is dangerous, and she tried to act "threatened" when Chris was simply making hand gestures on the tennis court.

Yep. I can see her calling the cops, reporting people to HR when they don’t want to have lunch with her. “She should want to have lunch with me! I’M A FUCKING GOOD PERSON.”

[Mindthinkr]

Wait until J starts to live with Olajuwon and he tells her that she will have all the responsibilities of a 1950’s housewife. 
I foresee trouble in paradise. 

Edited February 10, 2022 by Mindthinkr

[Crashcourse]

I hope we see the end of Chris and Alyssa next week. 

Frankly, none of these couples are a joy to watch, although I still have hope for Noi and Steve.