Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[Empress1]

Louie is actually cute.

Just now, Eldemarge said:

THE BINOCULARS

KILLING ME. 

[Keywestclubkid]

this is some Fatal Attraction level crazy here 

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh that is precious, she thinks she can just drop in. Wonder if she's bringing a cake with a file in it. 

She brought her boobies.

[Pepper Mostly]

You just know Melissa is the kind of woman who knocks on the door of the store five minutes after it closes, demanding to come in. "I came all this way!" 

[JenE4]

Louie is out of jail and this bish drove to Georgia to spy on him with binoculars and flash him?! I can imagine what happened when he walked by her locker on the way to algebra class.

[candall]

Wow, this woman is immune to hints. 

"GET OUT!" 

"Here I come!"

[OoogleEyes]

"Her last two boyfriends are dead"

Christmas is coming early, my friends!

[goofygirl]

Welp bunkies, here we are again!!  I can't WAIT to see the high school true love situation come to fruition.  I think she's actually THERE??

[Auntie Anxiety]

Melissa is hoping that Louie will be out in time to take her to the Homecoming Dance.

[Gobi]

I was surprised to see her at the airport. I was certain that she took the crazy train.

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Melissa wore black so that she wouldn’t be noticed IN THE DAY TIME!

Granted, her plan did have a few flaws. 

[candall]

Just now, goofygirl said:

Welp bunkies, here we are again!!  I can't WAIT to see the high school true love situation come to fruition.  I think she's actually THERE??

SO there.  Binos up, tits out, on her way across the highway.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

I was surprised to see her at the airport. I was certain that she took the crazy train.

She has a yearly, fully paid pass on the Crazy Train. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

During the commercial: Tomorrow is D(og) Day for me. I hope it goes as smooth as Chazz and Branwin’s first meeting. 

[OoogleEyes]

Jailhouse business. Sure! How much do you want?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, Smoke wants her to be part of his MLM downline. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’ll have what Smoke is smoking.

[goofygirl]

So, Emily has Dauri's cellie calling her for $$$???  I'm not sure she has any left after she bought herself that ring!!  She thinks she's really smart though, I'll give her that.  Might have a little TOO much confidence for these ex-cons....

[Keywestclubkid]

the smugness is grating 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Business ventures. Is that what they’re calling drug dealing now?

[lamujerdecente]

I am here - prison sober and ready to sneak a look at my incarcerated version of Luke Perry as he works in a restricted space. 

No I am not needy! Sigh. I often root for the prisoner in this show. This is why.

[Pepper Mostly]

WHAT IS HE SAYING??  All I hear is mphfff mggguh floovgh. 

[WaltersHair]

Mary Kay? Is he working for that pink Caddy?

[Keywestclubkid]

chance must have worked on those peoples ceiling 

[JenE4]

This lady really likes animal crackers! With all of the cookie options out there in the world, who is investing in 7 lbs of animal crackers? I guess someone with power of attorney and inmate cash to spend. She’s rolling in animal crackers!

Edited November 5, 2022 by JenE4

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

I was surprised to see her at the airport. I was certain that she took the crazy train.

She was on the 🎶 Crazy Train to Georgia (woo woo!);🎶

[Gobi]

So, Smoke wants Dowry to fund Smoke's drug business. Do I have that right?

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to practice drawing on my eyebrows. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Well I'm thrilled to know that Jessica plans to wear jeans and a shirt. I've been worrying. 

[kacesq]

Aww the last name of an ex con…what a gift!

[lamujerdecente]

"The least you could do is wave to ME." Extra time on sentence be damned!

[OoogleEyes]

4 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

During the commercial: Tomorrow is D(og) Day for me. I hope it goes as smooth as Chazz and Branwin’s first meeting. 

Good luck!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jessica’s daughter needs to run away and find a mother who isn’t an idiot.

[Keywestclubkid]

oh Prison promises always pan out 

[Empress1]

What is a COVID-induced marriage?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She was on the 🎶 Crazy Train to Georgia (woo woo!);🎶

Worlds Collide! 

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I need to practice drawing on my eyebrows. 

You do NOT.

[goofygirl]

"Third time's a charm"????  What the actual fuck is she talking about??  Those eyebrows are screwing up her brain!

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Empress1 said:

What is a COVID-induced marriage?

I was wondering the Same Thing...

[Keywestclubkid]

does it not look like she is on her way to poison that apple with those freaking eyebrows? 

[candall]

I'm raising my eyebrows at Jessica. 

Hahahahaha, I cracked myself up.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Aww the last name of an ex con…what a gift!

Hey, how about his super warm and personal greeting to her daughter? "Tell her I say what's up"? What a genuine and personal expression of his kind and caring nature. 

Oh Bailey. Honey. He's already dragged your feckless mother into something. I just hope that you escape unscathed 

[Keywestclubkid]

Oh hell no not in a cemetery lol 

[Pepper Mostly]

You guys are on FIRE tonight! I'm sitting up here cackling like a lunatic. 

Carry on.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Jessica’s daughter needs to run away and find a mother who isn’t an idiot.

She's trying really hard not to roll her eyes 

[Gobi]

I told Jessica that her eyebrows were too high. She looked surprised.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Keywestclubkid said:

Oh hell no not in a cemetery lol 

Tai has a plan to flash her titties at those poor deceased souls.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

What is a COVID-induced marriage?

And how did he manage to cheat during lockdown? I have questions. 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

What is a COVID-induced marriage?

I've heard a thing or two about lockdown, but not that.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Keywestclubkid said:

Oh hell no not in a cemetery lol 

She wants to visit her customers.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Business ventures. Is that what they’re calling drug dealing now?

A friend once described them as "young men engaged in commerce."  I clarified, "direct retail. "

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Well I'm thrilled to know that Jessica plans to wear jeans and a shirt. I've been worrying. 

At least she won't be wearing an infinity scarf as a top like Justine does in her THs.