Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[candall]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Max is setting off my gaydar.

What gave it away?

[Auntie Anxiety]

So Max is getting ghosted by his prison bae? Ooof.

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Max has a "beauty routine" and a nose pointing to his left ear. 

I was gonna say, it looks like he took a blow to the nose at some point ... .  hehehe, I said blow.

[Maybeitsme]

Just now, SemiCharmedLife said:

Tara has a more limited beauty routine in prison, so don't be too judgemental, dude.

DEAD

[Pepper Mostly]

His "beauty routine" is longer than mine. And yet his skin does not looks so good.

An inmate is not hot in her mug shots? An inmate is unreliable? My stars, this lad is in for a rude awakening. 

[OoogleEyes]

He has his circle light ready and EVERYTHING 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

Oh Max, don't trip. The guards probably found and confiscated her cell phone.

[hookedontv]

Lordy, Indie’s lashes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Stay off of TikTok!  It’s the devil’s workshop.

[Pepper Mostly]

Indie is 29 and I am Miss Universe. 

[Empress1]

Harry has gorgeous hair.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Empress1 said:

Harry has gorgeous hair.

He's pretty cute. 

[Empress1]

WAIT. Her THERAPIST referred her to a psychic?

[goofygirl]

Everybody's got a dang lightring to talk on the computer!  This guy... Max??  Sure seems like he should be able to get a date with a woman who ISN'T in prison....

And greeaaatt..... Let's just get a psychic to tell us how our relationship with a guy in prison is going.....  Indie, girl; get a grip. And the guy looks ENTIRELY different than his original photo (Harry).  That hair. Oy.  And they're "spiritually married"??  Does she know John and Kristianna??

[Pepper Mostly]

Check "visit to psychic" on your Bingo cards!

[PrincessPurrsALot]

"Spiritually one".  Drink!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I was spiritually one with that box of Yodels I inexplicably found in my grocery bag when I came home from the market the other day.

[SemiCharmedLife]

Wow! First episode and already a psychic!  If I had psychic powers, I would have known that! 

[Floatingbison]

Do you Indie, spiritually take this TicTok star, to have and hold... 

Edited January 8, 2022 by Floatingbison

[OoogleEyes]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

He's pretty cute. 

He really is.

What's the name of that website again?

[hookedontv]

Indie’s therapist introduces her to a psychic. Indie, your therapist is a quack. 
 

[LEILANI2]

When your therapist and spiritual advisor encourages you dating an inmate, it means you're an easy mark.

[Ladystardust]

KIDNAPPING?? Did anyone else see that on his rap sheet?

[Pepper Mostly]

The psychic just unwrapped that Tarot deck this morning. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

So I guess Nakoa is already calling him Daddy? /rhetorical question

[Empress1]

LORD. When kids are caught up in the bullshit, it makes me mad. 

[Floatingbison]

LOL, Ohio's a deal breaker.  Well, she's got 5 to 10 to figure it out.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was spiritually one with that box of Yodels I inexplicably found in my grocery bag when I came home from the market the other day.

Very smart, @Auntie Anxiety. Men are unreliable. Yodels will never let you down.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I was spiritually one with that box of Yodels I inexplicably found in my grocery bag when I came home from the market the other day.

Funny you should say that cause I am spiritually one with this bottle of wine I'm drinking right now.

[LEILANI2]

She's dressed like she's ready for the club during the day in the middle of a playground. Her poor little girl..someone call CPS stat. It's gonna be a tough road growing up with this idiot of a mother.

Edited January 8, 2022 by LEILANI2

[PrincessPurrsALot]

2 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

WAIT. Her THERAPIST referred her to a psychic?

Are people who give colonics called therapists?  Manicurist? Person at the candle store? 

[Empress1]

Was this filmed pre-COVID?

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

LOL, Ohio's a deal breaker.  Well, she's got 5 to 10 to figure it out.

She can hook up with Shawn

[hookedontv]

I’m happy I had an edible before watching , these people are bonkers!!

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Very smart, @Auntie Anxiety. Men are unreliable. Yodels will never let you down.

Neither will Jolly Rancher.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Family game night? Do you think they play Love During Lockup Bingo?

[candall]

"We got married through, like, le-e-tters?"

[SemiCharmedLife]

We all dread family game night!  j/k

 

[Ladystardust]

Why are these ladies dressed for the club while playing with a kid at the park?

[hookedontv]

Another aspiring rapper for the bingo card! 

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

She's dressed like she's ready for the club during the day in the middle of a playground. Her poor little girl..someone call CPS stat. It's gonna be a tough road growing up with this idiot of a mother.

Ha...said the same thing before I read your comment! I always wear my best tube dress and strappy heels to the park...

[candall]

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

I’m happy I had an edible before watching , these people are bonkers!!

AND DID YOU BRING ENOUGH FOR EVERYONE?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

She can hook up with Shawn

He'll probably be available again by then. 

1 minute ago, hookedontv said:

Another aspiring rapper for the bingo card! 

Named, ahem, HOTTIE. Dear sweet tap dancing baby Jesus. 

[goofygirl]

3 minutes ago, TooMuchRealityTV said:

Funny you should say that cause I am spiritually one with this bottle of wine I'm drinking right now.

ME TOO!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

I don’t know why, but the Love After Whatever live chats are always the funniest. We’re just extra hilarious on Fridays, I guess.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Family game night? Do you think they play Love During Lockup Bingo?

If they don't they should! Fun for all the family!

[Gobi]

He looks more like a perspiring rapper.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, hookedontv said:

I’m happy I had an edible before watching , these people are bonkers!!

They just seem to put me to sleep!

[Elizzikra]

I'm late to the show but why is Max dressed like Johnny Castle?

[Ladystardust]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I don’t know why, but the Love After Whatever live chats are always the funniest. We’re just extra hilarious on Fridays, I guess.

I think it's because most of us are well on our way to inebriation at this point...