Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, Gabby meets Chris' mother. This will be EPIC. 

The Tai salutation:

     "Hello, how are you?"

     ***WHAMMO***

[Gobi]

Gotta give Gabby points for being the only one to get money from an inmate.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Gabby is so exceptionally average looking, she has a shitty personality, and yet she thinks she's a prize.  

[Floatingbison]

I hope you all trustes me.

[OoogleEyes]

I'm glad Gabby put in so much effort into her appearance 

[Maybeitsme]

Omg that girl 

So disrespectful 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Gabby doesn't care if Chris's family "trusses" her.  I think if she knew what it means to truss someone, she might care. 

[Pepper Mostly]

OK this is hilarious. Mama Chris wants to be sure Gabby is worthy of her convicted felon son. 

[Tuneful]

7 minutes ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Strangler

College 

University

Gas

Latin 

Brahmin

Accent

Edited February 12, 2022 by Tuneful

[Nuccganggang]

hello friends! i’m late, but i’m happy to be here with y’all tonight. santiba is quite the looker, isn’t she? 💩

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Gabby is so exceptionally average looking, she has a shitty personality, and yet she thinks she's a prize.  

Last week I said that she thought herself to be a long lost Kartrashian cousin.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

I'm glad Gabby put in so much effort into her appearance 

And brought Chris' mother some nice flowers or a box of candy. Oh wait. 

[candall]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

OK this is hilarious. Mama Chris wants to be sure Gabby is worthy of her convicted felon son. 

He's a handful.

[PrincessPurrsALot]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK this is hilarious. Mama Chris wants to be sure Gabby is worthy of her convicted felon son. 

I know nothing about Chris other than that he's a felon, and I still think he's too good for her. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

College 

University

Gas 

Brahmin

Accent

Bruin

Celtic

[Nuccganggang]

i skip thru tai’s segments. if i wanted to watch someone juggle internet boyfriends, i’d reminisce about the summer i was 13 and my parents got us AOL

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK this is hilarious. Mama Chris wants to be sure Gabby is worthy of her convicted felon son. 

Mothers and their blind spots...

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Last week I said that she thought herself to be a long lost Kartrashian cousin.

A mafia princess even

[SemiCharmedLife]

I hope Haley stays away from Dalton.  She could do better for her and her son.

[TooMuchRealityTV]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

OK this is hilarious. Mama Chris wants to be sure Gabby is worthy of her convicted felon son. 

To be fair Gabby is doing the golddigging. For once the inmate is being used for money.

[Pepper Mostly]

Poor Santiba, she's just shocked that she turned out to be so stupid. 

[Nuccganggang]

“i don’t know what happened! literally everyone told me that i was being a fucking idiot, but i thought i was the only one with a brain!”

[PrincessPurrsALot]

Santiba is crying.  I am laughing.  Getting my ticket on that bus to hell. 

[candall]

AND you let that photographer take pictures from the ends of your knees.

[Gobi]

All that email sex for nothing. Sad, really.

[Auntie Anxiety]

How do you tell your besties that an inmate threw you over for some other chick? That’d be a real blow to one’s self-esteem.

[Pepper Mostly]

"Rally up the girls"?? 

[TooMuchRealityTV]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Santiba is crying.  I am laughing.  Getting my ticket on that bus to hell. 

I am with you on that bus.

[Gobi]

Wait, is this 1000lb friends?

[kacesq]

::runs in:: I’m here I’m here! Just in time for Santiba’s desolation. 

[JenE4]

Just now, Nuccganggang said:

i skip thru tai’s segments. if i wanted to watch someone juggle internet boyfriends, i’d reminisce about the summer i was 13 and my parents got us AOL

You’re making a bigger mistake than Santiba did sending cash and boudoir photos to Talsey. Tai is the best “character” arguably in this entire franchise.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Were they spelling out Douchebag?

Edited February 12, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, PrincessPurrsALot said:

Santiba is crying.  I am laughing.  Getting my ticket on that bus to hell. 

Our reserved seats are on your left. Enjoy the trip!

[Empress1]

Blocked. OUCH. 

[kacesq]

Just now, TooMuchRealityTV said:

I am with you on that bus.

I’ll bring snacks.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh dear sweet little tap dancing babby Jeebus, NOW she's shocked that he blocked her? How does she manage to tie her shoes? 

[WaltersHair]

Way too much nose jewelry glinting in the sun this ep

[Empress1]

Hayley this makeup OH MY GOD

[Nuccganggang]

please, dalton’s mom, put cruella out of her misery

[kacesq]

How long do you think it takes this peasant Harley Quinn to apply that rainbow eyeshadow?

[JenE4]

Oh, no. A “couples” Facebook profile. But you know that means the woman runs it and the guy barely knows it exists.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dalton’s family is well-heeled. He must make them very proud.

[Pepper Mostly]

I live in hope that Haley sees the light and gets out of this alive. 

[Empress1]

Hayley, girl. Nobody told you you were responsible for Dalton. You took that on yourself. 

[Nuccganggang]

“can i get you anything to drink? water? coffee? antifreeze?”

[LEILANI2]

Well at least he was considerate and just asked for the $550 and not more.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guys, I'm worried about Dalton's mother. Is she a cyborg? An evangelist's wife? 

[Empress1]

Okay, Dalton’s mom does look like she has money. She’s doing the moneyed version of “I told you he ain’t shit.”

[Maybeitsme]

1 minute ago, Empress1 said:

Hayley this makeup OH MY GOD

I worked with a girl once who did over the top eye makeup everyday 

[LEILANI2]

I hate this chick spending all this money on a convict when she has a son.