Love During Lockup LIVE CHAT

[kacesq]

I sincerely hate the nail trend every woman on this show follows…long and squared off. Ugly imo.

[Pepper Mostly]

Where did she get a goddamn Mercedes? 

Ooh,  tick "buy candles" on your Bingo cards!

[Auntie Anxiety]

The store personnel is nowhere to be found?

[Ladystardust]

Baby carrot hair! Still love that, whoever said that last week 😆

[kacesq]

Is EB really Kerok’s brother or just dude Bros?

[Eldemarge]

Stores like this bore me to tears.  What a strange place to have a meetup...

[Empress1]

Is EB a trans man? I think I heard he/him pronouns. (Genuine question, not being snarky.) But EB was in jail with “Carla,” who I assume is female.

[littlebennysmom]

15 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh Jade. She's pleased that her hubby is in prison with other Native inmates. That's sweet. She seems to think it's like...camp. 

"I gotta get somethin' cute to wear to the powwow." 🙄🙄🙄

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Stores like this bore me to tears.  What a strange place to have a meetup...

No ax throwing bars in this town? 

[Keywestclubkid]

I dont have nothing against you .. do I think you're sneaky and lie and shady but I dont have noting against you LOL what the what 

[WaltersHair]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Stores like this bore me to tears.  What a strange place to have a meetup...

Like all the Cracker Barrel gifts.

[Pepper Mostly]

Once more, I posit that EB has watched WAY too many police procedural shows. He thinks he's in the interrogation room playing bad cop.

[Ladystardust]

They're going to scare off all the old ladies trying to buy potpourri. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

They're going to scare off all the old ladies trying to buy potpourri. 

They're all either eavesdropping or have already called 911. 

[For Cereals]

No Brittany!  Threaten him back that you’re getting a restraining order against him!  You owe him nothing!

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

No ax throwing bars in this town? 

Loosers

[SemiCharmedLife]

Just now, Ladystardust said:

They're going to scare off all the old ladies trying to buy potpourri. 

Unless they're like us, and then they would be glued to the conversation, possibly videotaping it..

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They're all either eavesdropping or have already called 911. 

Sharp had to sign a statement that he’d pay for any items that might go “missing.”

[JenE4]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Stores like this bore me to tears.  What a strange place to have a meetup...

Was it a meet-up, or was brother caught skulking by knocking over the Live, Laugh Love and Wine Not? wooden sign display?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, WaltersHair said:

Like all the Cracker Barrel gifts.

Is Pottery Barn still a thing?  I know Bed Bath and Bankrupt is gone. . 

 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Ladystardust said:

They're going to scare off all the old ladies trying to buy potpourri. 

Is that still a thing?

[Floatingbison]

1 minute ago, JenE4 said:

Was it a meet-up, or was brother caught skulking by knocking over the Live, Laugh Love and Wine Not? wooden sign display?

My sister loves those signs.. Family . . . that kind of thing.... my sign says Manson Family

Edited September 2, 2023 by Floatingbison

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sharp had to sign a statement that he’d pay for any items that might go “missing.”

The little old ladies are stuffing potpourri and those little inspirational plaques into their Vera Bradley totes as fast as their arthritic little fingers will let them. 

[WaltersHair]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Is that still a thing?

I think it's now Poo Pourri

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Floatingbison said:

My siter loves those signs.. Family . . . that kind of thing.... my sign says Manson Family

When did word art become a thing? I blame Home Goods/Marshall’s/TJ Maxx.

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, SemiCharmedLife said:

Unless they're like us, and then they would be glued to the conversation, possibly videotaping it..

....imagining on how to tell you Bunkies...

[Ladystardust]

Just now, OoogleEyes said:

Is that still a thing?

I'm not sure if you can still buy it, but I can attest to seeing it in jars and dishes around the house of several family members to this day. They probably purchased it in 1992, though.

[Keywestclubkid]

wait the last time we saw Savana wasn't he telling her he can do everything alone?? she has snapped 

Edited September 2, 2023 by Keywestclubkid

[SemiCharmedLife]

Savannah, the other finalist in the Miss Delusional pageant.  

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah? Crazy idea? No, honey, you should stop at crazy.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

Is Pottery Barn still a thing?  I know Bed Bath and Bankrupt is gone. . 

 

Pottery Barn is alive and kicking as far as I know. 

 

2 minutes ago, JenE4 said:

Was it a meet-up, or was brother caught skulking by knocking over the Live, Laugh Love and Wine Not? wooden sign display?

LOL, I see signs like that at Savers all the time. The place is positively littered with them. 

[kacesq]

She’s trying on wedding dresses? God I love this show. Play your part overly inquisitive sales lady!

[Gobi]

Fun fact: Mason City was one of the places where the Dillinger gang robbed a bank. Seems appropriate for this show.

[Empress1]

You want to look at wedding dresses when your dude told you he wants to fuck other women?

[OoogleEyes]

This girl is batshit crazy. She's actually doing this. She needs help.

[Keywestclubkid]

im gonna make this man marry me ?? girl ... he doesnt have to marry you ... showing up in a wedding dress at a prison is NUTS 

[PrincessPurrsALot]

9 minutes ago, Empress1 said:

Is EB a trans man? I think I heard he/him pronouns. (Genuine question, not being snarky.) But EB was in jail with “Carla,” who I assume is female.

I think EB uses he/him and has referred to himself as Kerok's brother.  I don't know if they are brothers or friends who refer to each other as brothers.  EB was in the same prison which is for women, so he would be a trans man.  Regardless his choice in hairstyles is egregious. 

[Empress1]

Is she really about to roll up to the prison unannounced (which I don’t think you can do anyway) in a wedding dress?!

[Eldemarge]

I need to know how much she is willing to SPEND to keep her delusion alive.  Because anything above $.50 is too much.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Savannah has mastered the art of self-humiliation.

[goofygirl]

This poor girl Savannah.... She's gonna MAKE this guy marry her! Really??  Did she not hear a word he said about "exploring physical stuff with other women"?

She's just in that river called denial.  I say, call the psychiatrist STAT!!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

My sister loves those signs.. Family . . . that kind of thing.... my sign says Manson Family

Mine says "If God wanted me to act like a lady, he wouldn't have created tequila". The little cartoon girl on the plaque looks like me (big glasses, curly hair). And apparently the character is called "Little Bad Susie". A variation on my actual name. I could NOT resist. 

[WaltersHair]

I think EB and baby carrot hair are a thing. Only jealousy can drive something this insane.

Or producer interference.

[JenE4]

Savannah tricked her friends into wedding dress shopping, and her big plan is to show up at the prison tomorrow in her wedding dress and make Jake—the man who has clearly stated will NOT marry you—force him to marry you?!? Oh, boy, get the popcorn ready!! This is going to be goooood!

[Keywestclubkid]

He doesnt WANT you Savana... he doesnt want to marry you.... he told you this over and over .... YOU ARE delusional 

[Gobi]

"If you believe what I believe in, unconditional delusion, than it makes sense."

[Empress1]

This is INSANE. Like, I’m shocked and embarrassed for this woman. Also that jumpsuit is HIDEOUS, and the dress she’s choosing is a) unflattering and b) one you can get at Target. No shade, I have clothes from Target, but if she spent more than fifty bucks, she overpaid.

[Keywestclubkid]

going through my hair right now? hahaha 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Are Raneka’s daughters having a better life yet? 

[Keywestclubkid]

Just now, Empress1 said:

This is INSANE. Like, I’m shocked and embarrassed for this woman. Also that jumpsuit is HIDEOUS, and the dress she’s choosing is a) unflattering and b) one you can get at Target. No shade, I have clothes from Target, but if she spent more than fifty bucks, she overpaid.

this I was like thats a Sears dress lol