90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

 I need a mega dose of snark tonight. What a weekend. It included a dog slipping out of her collar late last night in the woods, an hour of wringing my hands, her finally showing up like nobody’s business, except for the porcupine quills in the face, a trip to the emergency vet at 2am, $500 to get the quills taken care of, home at 4am. But she’s so fucking cute!

Anyway, who is going to be the first wife this week?

Poor doggy. Must have been so stressful for you! 

[sainte-chapelle]

I,agine the inbox messages Shauna Rae receives? Also, imagine kissing her or being with her in public ? Someone may punch a guy out or call the cops

[goofygirl]

Usman is laying down the law with his Mom?? WHUT??

[Grifter Lives]

I usually don't comment on commercials.  But, this Shauna Ray promotion is gross.  If her parents are testifying that she gets her share of attention from freaks, what do they think will happen with her on her own reality show?  

I know that she's a legal adult, and her parents obviously condone or seek this freakshow fame.  

[kacesq]

Kimbally is not going to take it anymore! She’s gonna draw a line!

[Auntie Anxiety]

If only Kimbelly could find a place to buy some self-respect.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jesus, Usman is a decidedly unattractive fellow. That girl he met is probably laughing her face off with her mother and aunties and girlfriends right now. 

[Tuneful]

Am behind you all for timing... Yara is rude. Doing that thing of digging at him in front of other people where he really can't respond properly. That said, he and the friend are also being asses talking about their dating and clubbing escapades, especially in Ukraine, in front of his wife. Come off like they're just a couple of alcoholic douchebros. 

[Gobi]

Kimbelly would make a good first wife, as in ex-wife.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly woke up and realized that Usman is using her? Could it be?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Tuneful said:

Come off like they're just a couple of alcoholic douchebros. 

Well, aren’t they? 

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Jesus, Usman is a decidedly unattractive fellow. That girl he met is probably laughing her face off with her mother and aunties and girlfriends right now. 

I hope so …I hope she finds a nice man worthy of her.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Gobi said:

Kimbelly would make a good first wife, as in ex-wife.

I'm sure that's what Usman is thinking.

[SunnyBeBe]

Kim doesn’t realize that Uzman’s mom doesn’t care how devoted she is to Uzman.  This is all in Kim’s mind…..not realty.  

[Hotel Snarker]

I can’t wait for Kim to watch the clip of him calling her beautiful during the tell all.

[Pepper Mostly]

Usman looks and sounds like a sulky teenager. 

[Grifter Lives]

We haven't seen any of Usman's father's multiple wives, if there are any.

We haven't even seen Mykul's Aunt Lydia, whom people suspected was actually one of his father's wives.  She didn't make it in his phone directory.

[Baltimore Betty]

My ring is in my hat.

Very few people have ever uttered those words.

[SunnyBeBe]

Omg. Kim put her foot down!  

[Eldemarge]

Kim.  Usman's mom gives zero shits about you.   Love, El DeMarge.

[goofygirl]

Wait until Kimbally sees this young woman Usman's Mom wants him to marry!  She's gonna crap her pants!!

I think Kimbally thinks that since she PROPOSED to Usman, that he'd give up on the meeting of the young woman and since he didn't; she's PISSED.  Now she thinks his Mom is going to give her blessing but does she not know that Mom wants him to marry young one first??

[Armchair Critic]

Kim "I have been graceful" 🤣🤡

[OneGuy]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

My ring is in my hat.

Very few people have ever uttered those words.

But we have heard something like, "My ring is in someone's yard."

[Pepper Mostly]

And now SHE'S apologizing to HIM? Fuck me. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Kim…sacrifice what?!?! You threw yourself at this man until he said yes…it is so pathetic 

Edited November 14, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly, WORDS ARE CHEAP! Usman wants his green card and you are the only one who can drag him across the finish line. 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My ring is in my hat.

Very few people have ever uttered those words.

He misunderstood "throw your hat in the ring".

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

But we have heard something like, "My ring is in someone's yard."

"My ring is in a bush"

Poetry.

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

My ring is in my hat.

And my hat is in the ring. Worlds collide!!

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

El DeMarge.

Wait, wait, wait! I am JUST NOW realizing that your name is a play on El DeBarge! So who is Johnny?

[Doublemint]

How many more episodes left?  I see Bile will be on the hot seat shortly - good!

[magemaud]

Usman making up his Pros and Cons list:

Faradeet: 

young 

beautiful 

fertile 

Mother approved 

Kimbally: 

Green Card

Green Card

Green Card 

Green Card 

[Gobi]

Who's the first wife?

Correct.

Who?

The first wife.

That's what I'm asking!

Who is the first wife.

I don't know!

Third wife.

[Pepper Mostly]

"No thorns on it. I'm saving the thorns for my verbal barbs later."

[goofygirl]

Joy to the World.  Bile and Shaeeda take NYC!!!  He sure does get dressed up to be a tourist, doesn't he?  Uh oh.. he's plying Shaeeda with flowers.  What idea of hers is he going to shit on next?  It's only a matter of time.

[kacesq]

These two really think they’re something, I hope they’re a one and done season. 

[Frozendiva]

Did they not see any of the Big Apple when they were there for the tell all?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh fuck you Bilal. 

[kacesq]

Reference to a Baby! Everyone drink.

[magemaud]

Times Square: Looking for The Naked Cowboy 

[Gobi]

"Hurry up, we have to get to the Tell All."

[sainte-chapelle]

I never understood the appeal of Times Square…stores and giant TV billboards…sorry I don’t get it

[Auntie Anxiety]

BileDuct still hasn’t told Shae about his neutered state.

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Wait, wait, wait! I am JUST NOW realizing that your name is a play on El DeBarge! So who is Johnny?

I had this 45 record and wore it out.  Soooo silly lol!  :)

[kacesq]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Did they not see any of the Big Apple when they were there for the tell all?

Maybe they filmed this before the Tell All?

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

These two really think they’re something, I hope they’re a one and done season. 

Actually they’re already on their second season 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

"No thorns on it. I'm saving the thorns for my verbal barbs later."

“Let me explain to you what a thorn is and why having no thorns on this rose is meaningful.”

[GrammyPammy]

Ok, NYC is exciting, colorful, iconic. Especially to immigrants, I suppose, for whom it represents…The United States. And Central Park and other locales can be beautiful…but I don’t think of Times Square as “beautiful” or “the epitome of romance”…hmm. The noise and lights give me a little anxiety, to be honest. And sometimes, yes, it smells like a “posey”. Not the flower (posie). Bilal could ruin any trip . To anywhere.

[Gobi]

The friend looks coked up.

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I never understood the appeal of Times Square…stores and giant TV billboards…sorry I don’t get it

As someone who worked in NYC for decades, I agree. I hate it. It’s loud, crowded and dirty. Other nicer places to see and shop.