90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

A Kardashian shilling Botox for headaches is really something. I feel like I woke up in a mental health facility 

[Pepper Mostly]

What, they're masking now? Where are their magic anti-Covid cards? 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Looks like no one is there because of Covid.

[Grifter Lives]

They traded the COVID cards for masks.

[Hotel Snarker]

4 minutes ago, kacesq said:

So Whitney is going to exploit her mom this entire season of her “fabulous” life My Mother’s Slow and Agonizing Death?

FTFY.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit will wash Jenny’s hair for foreplay.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

A Kardashian shilling Botox for headaches is really something. I feel like I woke up in a mental health facility 

That’s as convincing as Natalie getting a nose job to help with her breathing. 

[Zombness]

Good evening friends!  Just came from work, prepared a drink and I am ready to snark!!!!

[LEILANI2]

The porter just called Jenny an old lady.

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Jenny is an oldie Sumit. Hiking is not happening.

Or zip lining!!

These "sexy" poses are scary. 

[Bees52]

Ok, ok, we got it. Young men in India (or anywhere) don't usually fall in love with and marry women considerably older than them.

[Pepper Mostly]

So the front desk guy asks them what brings them here, but their room is all decked out like some deranged love nest? Some intern slipped him a few rupees, I guess. 

[Grifter Lives]

"Do your little sexy poses that you do at home."

I didn't need to learn about that.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sumit plans to get a job. HaHAHAHAHAHA he’s LYING again. A job doing what.exactly?

[Frozendiva]

Sumit kinda said it when he felt that Jenny was living the retirement life while he wants to have fun.

[Hotel Snarker]

Now here comes the porno music! TLC is killing me!

[magemaud]

I like the Jardiance commercials where everybody acts deliriously happy to be diabetic. 

[Mr. Miner]

The sexual chemistry is explosive 🧨 

[sainte-chapelle]

The room does look nice

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

The porter just called Jenny an old lady.

It as really Sumit’s father, wearing a mask.

[rideashire]

Still can't figure these two weirdos out but sometimes they actually seem happy when they aren't having meltdowns. 

[LEILANI2]

Wasn't he working at a call center.

[Grifter Lives]

Last time Sumit worked, he had a wife and double life.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

The porter just called Jenny an old lady.

He's a truthful guy with good eyesight.

[kacesq]

Jenny your husband is not an oldie. You may have worked your entire life but he hasn’t even lived his yet. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

She sacrificed everything, including her car. Apparently she didn’t do the math. She’s retired and he’s in his 30s. 

[endure]

Oh Jenny you should have married a senior citizen like yourself.

[Hotel Snarker]

Ed and Liz should have headed over to do a boudoir shoot with Jenny and Sumit.

[LEILANI2]

Stop lying Summeat, we know you're going to do an Only Fans which would pay more in a week then you'd make all year at a a call center.

[Mr. Miner]

Jenny your dumb fuck is showing.

[OneGuy]

I wish they would lose the phrase, "find love" like it's some lost coin or something.

[Pepper Mostly]

Jenny. Make friends. Go shopping. Take Hindi lessons. Clean that sty you live in. Why does Sumit have to stay home and clip your toenails every day?

Edited September 19, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[LEILANI2]

I think Summit is tired of the smell of Ben Gay all day.

[sainte-chapelle]

He can’t stay home and entertain Jenny every day. When you die Jenny he needs an income.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Jenny your dumb fuck cluck is showing.

FTFY

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Ed and Liz should have headed over to do a boudoir shoot with Jenny and Sumit.

Ed will bring razors and a toothbrush

[tvrox]

42 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

These people are awful. Last week hubby did something to really piss me off….I took the time to calm down then we had a long calm discussion about feelings and why I was upset…all good now. Jesus how old are these people?

You are calm and rational. Unlike everyone on this show. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Well, he’s half your age, he can’t retire yet.

[endure]

6 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So the front desk guy asks them what brings them here, but their room is all decked out like some deranged love nest? Some intern slipped him a few rupees, I guess. 

He was expecting a youngish couple and was probably confused lol

[magemaud]

Maybe Sumit can get a job as the Indian Elvis impersonator 

[Hotel Snarker]

I bet Jenny has uncontrollable granny farts during sex and Sumit just eats it.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly, your girlfriends talked to you about this and it’s pissed you off. Yet here you are.

[Frozendiva]

Kimbaaaly, you knew all about the second and other upcoming wives. Yeah, maybe the two of you need to get into the same book and chapter.

[Eldemarge]

Usman, just tell this ugly bitch to go pound sand.  I think we'd all love to see it.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Maybe Sumit can get a job as the Indian Elvis impersonator 

Or give catfishing lessons

[Frozendiva]

The right thing is to end it and find a more suitable 'wife'.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly, that half-leopard t short you’re wearing doesn’t make you look sexy. Just saying. Try zebra stripes.

[Hotel Snarker]

Go home and stalk an old American man, Kim.

[charmed1]

Usman’s milkshake brings all the wives to the yard.

[sainte-chapelle]

Where are the machete wielding robbers that attacked Karine when you need them. I know that was Brazil but still …