90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

Hi all! I'm watching tonight's episode on my new TV, yay. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

That one pair on Smothered...Sunhe? The amount of makeup is unreal.

She is insufferable.

[endure]

5 minutes ago, ExMathMajor said:

NOBODY’S COMING TO THIS STUPID WEDDING so as long as the arch is set up before sunset WHO GIVES A SHIT??

And who cares what day they get married - or did they send out invitations?

[kacesq]

Bored. Now.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

Why does Thais dad think she’s in the US if not to marry the steroided Patrick?

International modelling superstar.

[Gobi]

And Thigh's father gives Hattrick the traditional sign of Portuguese disapproval and rejection by flaring his nostrils at him.

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Does she even have a storyline anymore? At this point, they’re just milking the teat.

She had her teeth done on DIARIES last week, that's how exciting 90 Day is these days. People going to their dentist and buying vases.

[greekmom]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

International modelling superstar.

Exchange student?

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Meathead should have married Thighs in Vegas.

She should suggest to her father he put his computer up higher...it is all nostrils every video call.

[mmecorday]

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Papa Thighs, your daughter wants the lifestyle of the rich and famous.

Does she think that you can apply steroids to a bank account to make it bigger?

[Zombness]

And it is a definite NO from Thais father.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Do we think ANYTHING about Miona is real???

Her "look" seems to be a very generic "influencer" look--strong brows, big hair, strong lip, heavy contouring and highlight. I was looking at one of those pages, you know "Look at how makeup transformed these brides on their wedding day!". Every last one of them looked like Miona. 

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Incorrect.  We have:  One tumbleweed.  One lizard.  Ten cockroaches.  Lots of locusts.  Dirt.

I grew up in the California desert so I'm 100 percent sure of this.

They'll have a film crew, that's all they care about. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Incorrect.  We have:  One tumbleweed.  One lizard.  Ten cockroaches.  Lots of locusts.  Dirt.

I grew up in the California desert so I'm 100 percent sure of this.

Maybe the Salamanca crew (BCS) will show up.

[Hotel Snarker]

Honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with Liz’s goofy ass for a whole season.

[kacesq]

OMG we’re only 20 minutes in??????

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with Liz’s goofy ass for a whole season.

what about Grangela's braying or Jenny's clucking?

[Auntie Anxiety]

What would it take to have John (from Bawstin🎶) be the officiant?

[endure]

Wow some of these beauties REALLY do need their makeup!

[Frozendiva]

Bilal, thinking is a dangerous pastime. The trial and mostly error is on you.

[kacesq]

Are they getting married in the house?

[LEILANI2]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with Liz’s goofy ass for a whole season.

I always scream: THEY'RE BOTH AMERICANS ...they're on the wrong show.

[Mindthinkr]

Wow. Shaheeda looks so different without makeup 😳

[ExMathMajor]

I agree, Patrick. You absolutely should have made more of an effort with Thais’ dad. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

BileDuct and Shae have the arch that was supposed to go to Joshua Tree.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, endure said:

And who cares what day they get married - or did they send out invitations?

They did, when they, you know,ACTUALLY got married. 

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Honestly don’t know how I’m gonna deal with Liz’s goofy ass for a whole season.

We will mock her relentlessly. Be strong. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Emily sort of apologized for being a miserable hag? And Thais’ dad still hates Patrick’s guts. That’s all I got from this episode so far.

[kacesq]

So I’m sorry...Mr Generational Wealth is getting married in his rented house with his sister doing the decorations?  

[Zombness]

If it wasn't that Bile is such an  ass.....this would have been my favorite couple.

[Frozendiva]

Shaeeda, I would have gone for a more berry lip.

[Auntie Anxiety]

New wedding napkin idea: You’ll Rue This Day Forever.

[LEILANI2]

Everything about Bilal screams Home Goods Karen.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, endure said:

Wow some of these beauties REALLY do need their makeup!

Shaeeda looked pretty bland when undecorated. 

[Gobi]

Oh, no! Igor delivered the arch to Belial and Shaeeda by mistake!

[kacesq]

Yeah sure let’s just wave off the disagreement over having kids....that’s not huge or anything....

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Everything about Bilal screams Home Goods Karen.

ID'ing the washer and dryer? Really?

[GrammyPammy]

Are they having the wedding ceremony in that fake model home? Hope no one spills cake or champagne or Shaeeda will be an instant widow when Bilal has an OCD heart attack…

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[greekmom]

Kira was a beautiful bride but equally Sheeda is beautiful.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

what about Grangela's braying or Jenny's clucking?

Or Jovi’s teeth? Or Andrei’s fucking birthday house?

So glad Shaeeda has her sisters there.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Couldn’t care less about your new-found unconditional love for Shae, you douchebag.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

New wedding napkin idea: You’ll Rue This Day Forever.

Any Teen Mom peeps in the house? Remember when Jenelle married Swamp Thing David? One poster said "And when David saw Jenelle walking down the aisle, he thought 'there's the woman I'm going to murder someday'". I mean, yeah, harsh, but so funny. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Or Jovi’s teeth? Or Andrei’s fucking birthday house?

So glad Shaeeda has her sisters there.

Yara's gotten a boob job.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Oh, no! Igor delivered the arch to Belial and Shaeeda by mistake!

Fucking Igor. 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

New wedding napkin idea: You’ll Rue This Day Forever.

Napkins with Mr. T's image, embroidered with "Ah Pity The Fool..."

[Frozendiva]

I've never really even thought about a wedding or a gown or anything.

[Hotel Snarker]

I thought happily ever after didn’t exist to Bilal? He can’t even remember the trash he speaks. Typical narcissist.

[kacesq]

Sigh, I’ve grown so cynical none of these weddings touch me in the least.

[Pepper Mostly]

On the positive side, at least they have actual guests. 

[charmed1]

Please don’t zoom in on Bitchal lotioning up his ashy feet!

[Eldemarge]

And the lesson here of this entire show is:  You can be a total twat and someone will end up marrying you anyway.

[tvrox]

22 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Should we get Welshman one of those strange looking lawyers that show up on this show from time to time?

The DUI lawyer in Vegas!