90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[kacesq]

But you Kobe can move away from your entire country, family, etc but I...Queen Emily...cannot leave my enabling parents and free rent.

[Hotel Snarker]

I look at prices for apartments in other places all the time. It doesn’t mean I’m moving anytime soon.

[GrammyPammy]

Emily…acts like she just accidentally stumbled upon the iPad…yet she would had to look up the search history. Gaslighting biyotch.

[Angry Moldovan]

Hey Emily, Ohio doesn’t want you and we ain’t fussy

[Mr. Miner]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Freddie Mercury wrote a song about her and her fat bottom

Get on your bike and ride!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Freddie Mercury wrote a song about her and her fat bottom

Spinal Tap - 🎵Talk about mud flaps my girl's got em!🎶

[kacesq]

What state is Emily in? And what kind of jobs are there for idiot Kobe?

[Frozendiva]

Kobe, Em will not compromise.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Looks like Kobe’s gotten comfortable with the livestock, which is good because he’s never going to be allowed to leave there, except over Emily’s dead body.

He's the only one doing any work now. Emily's dad wants him to earn his keep. 

Emily. Girl. Switch to decaf. He opened a link! 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I look at prices for apartments in other places all the time. It doesn’t mean I’m moving anytime soon.

I've looked at hotel rates in cities. Doesn't mean I am planning a vacation.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

How about four weddings and a funeral instead?

I vote for Bilal for the funeral 

[kacesq]

Hey Emily...all of this you could’ve learned if you an actual relationship and not a fling?

[mmecorday]

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Spinal Tap - 🎵Talk about mud flaps my girl's got em!🎶

🎶How can I leave this behind?🎶 😄

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, endure said:

You're right, she kind of looks and acts like her, Mary Kay Leterneau (sp) - she died I think

Wikipedia says she died in 2020, of colorectal cancer. That was a sad mess. 

[ExMathMajor]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

Hey Emily, Ohio doesn’t want you and we ain’t fussy

That's right! Stay the fuck out of our state!

(Actually, Kobe, you can come and bring Koban.)

[Pepper Mostly]

"I love him with everything in me. But he needs to learn to do as he's told."

[Hotel Snarker]

Kobe leaves his country behind and Emily won’t leave her parents’ house.

[LEILANI2]

7 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

We had one wedding, and we still have 4 or 5 weeks left.  Is that a wedding a week for the rest of the season?  Will Jibroni and Miona drive to Joshua Tree for the next 3 weeks, like Kenny drove to Mexico for most of Season 1?  I don't get the pacing.

4-5 weeks left.  I guarantee it will be all more prenup conversations.

Just so you know there's no assholes like Emily on the new UK version, she's really made this season unwatchable.

[GrammyPammy]

OMG, Kara did not correct Guillermo’s wedding vows! Well, of course she did…

[Suzywriter]

That hair is crazy, Kara.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Kobe leaves his country behind and Emily won’t leave her parents’ house.

Emily’s parents are paying for everything and she would have to get a job if they moved out. 

[GrammyPammy]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What state is Emily in? And what kind of jobs are there for idiot Kobe?

Small-town Kansas. And…none.

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

What state is Emily in? And what kind of jobs are there for idiot Kobe?

State of Delusion.

Kobe is a certified International Underwear Model  

[Angry Moldovan]

9.39 and I’m still awake. You guys are the best snarkers around

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I've looked at hotel rates in cities. Doesn't mean I am planning a vacation.

I look at house prices everywhere, even though I'm pretty much stuck in Maine for a work contract. 

[Doublemint]

I'm voting Emily off the island!  Oh, wait, wrong show...

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said:

Small-town Kansas. And…none.

What do you mean, none? Everybody in Kansas wears underwear!

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

State of Delusion.

Kobe is a certified International Underwear Model  

Which opens a lot of doors in Nowhere, Kansas.

[Straycat80]

Wait…didn’t Cesar Milan get into trouble for training dogs the wrong way or something? 

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Kobe leaves his country behind and Emily won’t leave her parents’ house.

She won't have backup bullies if she moves...even though Daddy Emily would really like those black people to live somewhere else.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Drinking DURING the actual vows. That’s an interesting idea.

[Angry Moldovan]

Try not to fall over Kara, you look a tad tipsy

[TMI]

Here comes the Bride...Kara staggers down the aisle.

[Grifter Lives]

Kara: He completes me.

[Hotel Snarker]

At least Porn Stache showed up to the wedding.

[Straycat80]

Are Kara and Guillermo getting married in a cafeteria?

[mmecorday]

Kara's mom's dress is so pretty! If I had a child who was getting married, I'd want to wear something like that.

[Pepper Mostly]

6 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Here's an excerpt from a recent interview with one of the producers:

Do you see that growing even more? Could we see a trans person or non-binary person on the show?

Stay tuned! A transgender story is high on the list. We would love to find a Deaf couple or a blind couple; we’d love to find a teenager or an extremely visual couple, like two very tall people, or an octogenarian dating an octogenarian. It’s really, really, really important to us to feature all types of couples.

I can state with complete confidence that I do not believe one word of this. They like to have the same old stories, over and over again. White woman finds studly African man. Old creepy. skeevy perv finds much younger woman from a desperately poor country. Non Muslim woman finds Muslim man (oh noes! Culture clash!) Country boy/city girl. and on and on. 

[Angry Moldovan]

He looks 16 at his junior prom. 

[ExMathMajor]

Where the HELL is this ceremony happening?

[Frozendiva]

Kara's dress needs a statement necklace.

[kacesq]

Nobody thought to bring tissues or a handkerchief?

[Zombness]

Oh Guillermo your dream or your nightmare!!!!!

[Doublemint]

Kara's Mom is a beauty.   The dip over the forehead of Kara's is really unfortunate, pulled back it would have been lovely.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guillermo reads the vows that Kara wrote for him.

[Gobi]

"I thought we met randomly, then I remembered that I'm never randomly drunk."

[Frozendiva]

Kara, you and Guillermo have karma to work out.

[Grifter Lives]

Guillermo.  Or English, William.

[LEILANI2]

Kara giving Peggy Sue vibes.

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said:

Where the HELL is this ceremony happening?

I think someone said it’s a beer garden?