90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[LEILANI2]

Guillermo is too cute to be stuck with this hag.

This hair do is atrocious and she deserves it.

Edited July 25, 2022 by LEILANI2

[sainte-chapelle]

Hey all …so this hot mess needs to be drunk to get married? She will be a beet nosed bloated Darcey by40

[greekmom]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Five more weeks. Not counting this one, four. We start with an all new season of HEA on August 28. You ready to see Pred, Angela, and Family Libby?

I'm skipping HEA

[ExMathMajor]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Five more weeks. Not counting this one, four. We start with an all new season of HEA on August 28. You ready to see Pred, Angela, and Family Libby?

That's a hard no from me.

Hey folks! Happy to be here for what will probably be my last season of 90DF because I'm beyond sick of these folks.

Kara's hair? Hard NO.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sweet, naive, gullible Guillermo. Yeah, buddy, things will get better in the future hahaha.

[Doublemint]

Feel sorry that Guillermo has no one with him.

[kacesq]

Kara’s mom is pretty.

[Pepper Mostly]

Are they going to at least let Guillermo's family FaceTime the wedding? Or did Kara put the kibosh on that? 

[Straycat80]

I feel kind of sorry for Guillermo, he looks so younger, like he’s in high school. 

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Hey all …so this hot mess needs to be drunk to get married? She will be a beet nosed bloated Darcey by40

maybe if she was marrying Bilalzebub, Mikey or Big Ped... 

just to name a few.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Five more weeks. Not counting this one, four. We start with an all new season of HEA on August 28. You ready to see Pred, Angela, and Family Libby?

You know I love me some angry Moldovans so bring the trashiest of the trash for us to hiss at

[kacesq]

Kara looks pretty and I’m generally not a fan of strapless wedding gowns.

[Grifter Lives]

Mama Kara: I'm thinking of Kara from 5 to 9 to here we are now at 29.  I guess Ages 10 to 28 were the black-out years.

[Zombness]

Well, Kara does look 1950' bride look.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Sweet, naive, gullible Guillermo. Yeah, buddy, things will get better in the future hahaha.

He'll soon get accustomed to the conditions of his captivity. 

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I'm skipping HEA

Noooo, @greekmom, we need your snark-of-reason!

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

I'm skipping HEA

Nooooooooooooo! Hate watch them with us

[mmecorday]

I'm pretty tired tonight, but I will try to keep up.

Kara is a pretty bride. I expected her to dress like St. Paulie Girl.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guillermo will rue this day. Except he’ll be happy about the green card.

[greekmom]

He looks like he's going to his high school prom! lol

[Hotel Snarker]

Awwwww, he looks ready for 8th grade graduation!

Thought Kara was Marilyn Monroe at first.

[Frozendiva]

The hair is a little bit big.

[ExMathMajor]

I take back what I said about Kara's hair. It really works with that dress.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You know I love me some angry Moldovans so bring the trashiest of the trash for us to hiss at

I don't give a fuck about the players but I live for the snark. You peeps are pretty much my entire social life. 

[Suzywriter]

Is Kara aware of why people get married? I haven't heard a word about their relationship, but more like "We got out of jail free, passed go and will now collect $200!"

[kacesq]

What kind of room is that?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Guillermo is on the altar, ready to be the sacrificial lamb.

[Bees52]

Hmph, it was all worth it, Kara? Guillermo was just days ago doubting if he could stay happily married to you...

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

I don't give a fuck about the players but I live for the snark. You peeps are pretty much my entire social life. 

Awww. I feel the same way!

[Frozendiva]

Cobra chickens!

[charmed1]

Her hair looks like shit. Like a Raquel Welch wig.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

I'm pretty tired tonight, but I will try to keep up.

Kara is a pretty bride. I expected her to dress like St. Paulie Girl.

That comes later, at the beer hall reception. 

[kacesq]

Wait...I skipped last week...the friend’s name is Temperature??????

[Auntie Anxiety]

Temperature is wearing his bumble bee outfit because he thought they were going trick or treating.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Bees52 said:

Hmph, it was all worth it, Kara? Guillermo was just days ago doubting if he could stay happily married to you...

We've estabished that no one can be happily anythinged around Kara. 

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Is Kara aware of why people get married? I haven't heard a word about their relationship, but more like "We got out of jail free, passed go and will now collect $200!"

She is hitting 30 and is unmarried. People will talk.

Who cares?

[Zombness]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Awwwww, he looks ready for 8th grade graduation!

Thought Kara was Marilyn Monroe at first.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend....she does look like a bit like her.

[kacesq]

I will never get over how smug Emily is...

[greekmom]

Temperature is an ass. Even though Emily is a see you next tuesday.

So Kobe is living somewhere else?!?!

I'm confused.

[Hotel Snarker]

This is a cute little venue.

[Grifter Lives]

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[Zombness]

Just now, kacesq said:

Wait...I skipped last week...the friend’s name is Temperature??????

Oh yes....that is his name.....Temperature.

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily "doesn't want any bad blood" before the wedding. 

Cue the bad blood. You know she'll be throwing down within fifteen minutes. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe is showing Temperature the Magic Kingdom insemination room, where sperm don’t understand Emily’s period tracker app.

[Gobi]

Nice to see Kobe going casual in his pjs.

[kacesq]

Gee Emily...I guess only your family gets to butt in. God I hate her.

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Wait...I skipped last week...the friend’s name is Temperature??????

It's a nickname, but everyone calls him that.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We have a lot going on right now, so we need to stay close to family until the kids are eighteen".

[ExMathMajor]

This is another one of those couples where I'm not sure who to be angry at: Emily for being such an entitled bitch or Kobe for putting up with her.

Oh wait...I hate them both...

Edited July 25, 2022 by ExMathMajor

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kobe, like Bunion, your opinions don’t matter.