90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Its a new trope! "Foreign fiancee is comically inept in the kitchen"!

It’s from the SitCom handbook. I Love Lucy perfected it years ago.

[Suzywriter]

What is the purpose of these non-mormon plural marriage shows? Why are these women auditioning to share these loser dudes? 

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Stroganoff...made with chicken, mustard and ketchup.

WHERE IS THE SOUR CREAM 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

What is the purpose of these non-mormon plural marriage shows? Why are these women auditioning to share these loser dudes? 

Please join us tomorrow night and your questions will be answered. It’s hard to articulate. 🤣🤣

[Doublemint]

John's wedding gift to Thais is a cookbook.

[Mindthinkr]

4 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

No relish?

Hot Dog 😂

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

Where is she searching for recipes?  Dijon, yes but not yellow mustard and ketchup…just no.  Any sites that don’t have proper seasoning, I skip…

Seriously. There is no excuse for being a horrible cook in this day and age 

[For Cereals]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Please join us tomorrow night and your questions will be answered. It’s hard to articulate. 🤣🤣

There’s a live chat?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s from the SitCom handbook. I Love Lucy perfected it years ago.

Some intern at Sharp just won Employee of the Month! 

[mmecorday]

Leandro reminds me of the really inept policeman on "Stranger Things."

[Emmeline]

I missed most of the detail about Patrick and John’s difficult childhood but it looks like John had a scar across the side of his neck.  Hope it wasn’t self inflicted.

[Trackdawg]

9 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Fireworks tonight! 🎇

[Gobi]

The universe does not want Areola to reproduce any more.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Y’all, these episodes get worse and worse every single week. This show has officially started to bore me. The last season in the franchise had a great cast that was fascinating to me. This cast is a snooze fest. I feel like it’s been a chore to watch the episodes, and I feel like they last for 5 hours. They drag on and on and on. I am starting to get sick of it, but only hold on for the fabulous snarkers at Snarkland!

Plus, as the 1-month anniversary of the shooting that occurred at my workplace continues to haunt me to this very minute, I really hope we get a fun episode. So, grab your guns, and let’s snark!

Happy 4th of July! Let’s celebrate with this ep featuring some of the worst examples America has to offer!

I'm so sorry about the shooting. Glad you're ok. 

[Zombness]

Didn't we all knew that Ari's test was coming negative.    

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

There’s a live chat?

We live chat in the episode thread! Join us!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Janice and Fred would love to help support yet another grandkid that their darling daughter ended up having with a guy whom they think isn’t good enough for her.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

John's wedding gift to Thais is a cookbook.

Cooking With Beer.

[kacesq]

See you next season Leandro!

btw LAL friends..Marcelino and Brittany are back. I just can’t...

[Grifter Lives]

So, how much time did Leandro allot for wedding dress shopping if he now suddenly has to leave?  

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, For Cereals said:

There’s a live chat?

If there was I would watch it. Our usual Monday night show is on hiatus. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

There’s a live chat?

We use the episode thread.

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

Seriously. There is no excuse for being a horrible cook in this day and age 

There's an excuse for most things, I know I've tried them out at one stage or another.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Leandro reminds me of the really inept policeman on "Stranger Things."

I hope you’re talking about that bitch Sullivan and not my man Hopper!

[Pepper Mostly]

Leandro: I have to go back to Indiana.

Pepper Mostly: PLEASE. Go and never come back! You bring nothing to this party. We all know that Ari has no friends so you had to be drafted to play the role of "pushy, over involved friend". 

[charmed1]

What the hell time of day is it at Chez Binyam? Areola comes stumbling out of the bathroom with greasy hair all over her head, smudged eyeliner and her Skanks-R-Us outfit that looks like she slept in it from the night before. Is she hungover? Never mind. It’s been an hour. My 90-Day watching limit has expired. Until next week, friends. Same smut time. Same smut channel.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

It’s from the SitCom handbook. I Love Lucy perfected it years ago.

OMG, every I Love Lucy cooking scene is playing in my head!

Yeah, ride, Mohamed! I did 27 miles today!

[Hotel Snarker]

Ari: “It seems like we want totally different futures. For example, I want to be with Leandro and Bini does not.”

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mohamed is helpless. Maybe he should ask his mother for some guidance. Because a 25yo doesn’t know how to use the internet.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

See you next season Leandro!

btw LAL friends..Marcelino and Brittany are back. I just can’t...

Whaaaaa? I'm shocked SHOCKED! I tell you 

[Frozendiva]

Do you really want to work, Mohamed?

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I missed most of the detail about Patrick and John’s difficult childhood but it looks like John had a scar across the side of his neck.  Hope it wasn’t self inflicted.

Probably from falling down drunk someplace. 

[Zombness]

Mohammed you do not care to work, you want your green card to go see mommy.  

[Grifter Lives]

I guess that this scene is supposed to give Mohammed more depth.  But, it just makes him more repulsive and entitled.  

[Mindthinkr]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mohamed is helpless. Maybe he should ask his mother for some guidance. Because a 25yo doesn’t know how to use the internet.

Well,  maybe not for that 😉

Edited July 4, 2022 by Mindthinkr

[kacesq]

OMG go home if you miss Mommy that much!

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Do you really want to work, Mohamed?

He wants to get away from being Yve's hostage. 

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Mohamed or Mahamet?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Next Season on I’m a Mama’s Boy, Mohamed lends an international flair to the show.

[Bees52]

So they found a friend for Babyman Voice to confide in? Boy, that central casting is well used by this show....

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mohamed, that’s all well and good, but did you sacrifice your CAR?

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Next Season on I’m a Mama’s Boy, Mohamed lends an international flair to the show.

And Ari, Bini and Leandro go onto You, Me and My Ex.

[Doublemint]

Mo wants to work and send money to Egypt.  He doesn't want to babysit, and Yve is focused on a wedding.  They are not compatible. 

[mmecorday]

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  1 hour ago, mmecorday said:

Leandro reminds me of the really inept policeman on "Stranger Things."

I hope you’re talking about that bitch Sullivan and not my man Hopper!

This guy:

[kacesq]

Tell me Debris is not asking the woman who moved to his country what she has compromised on...

[OneGuy]

Just now, Bees52 said:

So they found a friend for Babyman Voice to confide in? Boy, that central casting is well used by this show....

I picture Sharp Productions having hand-written help wanted signs on the windows with an hourly rate of something like $14.  No experience necessary.

[Eldemarge]

Jibroni, who pouts when asked to do chores and living rent-free, calling someone ELSE a "spoiled princess."  HAH. HAH AHAHAHAHA.

[Trackdawg]

16 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Hi all! Happy fourth. Sorry I'm late, migraine.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

Mo wants to work and send money to Egypt.  He doesn't want to babysit, and Yve is focused on a wedding.  They are not compatible. 

You have a genius for understatement.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Leandro: I have to go back to Indiana.

Pepper Mostly: PLEASE. Go and never come back! You bring nothing to this party. We all know that Ari has no friends so you had to be drafted to play the role of "pushy, over involved friend". 

She calls him her BF, that’s such a red flag. Your BF should be your spouse. Yes, you can have others but I wouldn’t be describing my exes as BF’s, they are exes for a reason.