90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Eldemarge]

She's lucky she found some vacation strange to knock her up so she can live out her princess bridal fantasy because I DOUBT anyone would be marrying her otherwise.

[Pepper Mostly]

Emily. You never hinted at anything in your goddamn life. You have all the tact and diplomacy of an avalanche. 

[Straycat80]

How is Kobe going to buy a ring when he has no money or job Dimwit. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

How did Emily’s sister get to seem so normal?

[Bees52]

Hi everyone! Happy Father's Day snarking!

While we watch Emily go wedding dress shopping. Hmm, maybe Kobe gets to do some fatherly bonding activities with Kobin while she's out...

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Cannot afford to live on her own. Planning big wedding. This is bizarre.

And idiot got her own ring.

Darcy would be proud. 

[emergency ring]

yes, mother emily tell her !! all emily cares about is a ringggg and the weddinngggg 

[Mr. Miner]

Emily looks like, you know, she might not smell very good.

[sainte-chapelle]

That ring is awful. You guys have NO money and are leaching off the parents…how dare you buy a diamond ing you superficial selfish cow

Edited June 20, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

LOL. I call the kid 'Covid' in a youtube reply and I was promptly corrected.

COVID jr. 

[Pepper Mostly]

That rock she has on is a CZ or I'm Miss Universe. 

[greekmom]

Is Jibjab wearing lipstick in his TH?

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How did Emily’s sister get to seem so normal?

I have my suspicions about her. 

[emergency ring]

Kobe's $4000 that could possibly pay for 2 months of rent would go to emily's ring. 

A back up ring is just so dumb. Just say thats the ring you want Emily. Nothing wrong with that!!! 

[OneGuy]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Cawker City, I believe.

[Gobi]

Will Debris and Daveed get into another fight and exchange blows?

Edited June 20, 2022 by Gobi

[tvrox]

On 6/15/2022 at 6:42 PM, FrancescaFiore said:

 What if he has sleep apnea later in life? Is he going to wear the C-pap mask underneath the $pace ca$h mask? What does Halloween look like for $pace ca$h? Is there a Mrs. $pace ca$h?

Does he wear it during sex? 

[mmecorday]

Hello! Sorry I'm late. My gf and I went to see a matinee of "Top Gun: Maverick" today followed by tots and coneys at Sonic. I took a nap so I'd be sharp tonight and slept a little too long. I'm just in time to see Emily thay yeth to the dreth.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Mr. Miner said:

Emily looks like, you know, she might not smell very good.

Dirty hair, stale milk, and entitlement. 

[sainte-chapelle]

I’m sick of this fake Yoko Ono storyline

[Auntie Anxiety]

Why does Jabroni’s father always looks like he’s shocked?

[bref]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

How did Emily’s sister get to seem so normal?

Poor woman. Her family is clearly all about catering to and appeasing Emily, while she holds down the function of sensible child that everyone ignores.

[Emmeline]

Thank God for Emily’s sister.  It looks like she’s got her number and at least one person knows what Kobe is up against.  

Edited June 20, 2022 by Emmeline

[Hotel Snarker]

I CANNOT stand this bitch. She is a total C U Next Tuesday.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Cawker City, I believe.

How do you pronounce that?

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

Does he wear it during sex? 

No one knows, he's never had sex.

[Pepper Mostly]

I think I need to add "Foreign fiancee really wants a beach wedding" Bingo square. 

[Angry Moldovan]

We are out for Father’s Day, hopefully will get home for the last hour

[mmecorday]

Ooh, a prairie wedding? Like the one TV Mary Ingalls had? With lots of dust and a blind kid screaming "I'm here! I'm here! I'm here!" about sixty times?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dear Sharp,

Not only are Jabroni and Miona terrible actors, but also their plot line is as boring as fuck.

Best wishes,

Us

[Pepper Mostly]

Well of course he's stressed. You won't get off his back for five fucking minutes. 

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

Hello! Sorry I'm late. My gf and I went to see a matinee of "Top Gun: Maverick" today followed by tots and coneys at Sonic. I took a nap so I'd be sharp tonight and slept a little too long. I'm just in time to see Emily thay yeth to the dreth.

OMG, I was trying to see Maverick but unfortunately I’ve been too busy. I heard it’s awesome!

[Gobi]

"We want a beach wedding, so we're going to build a beach and import sea water. We're hoping you can pay for it."

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

We are out for Father’s Day, hopefully will get home for the last hour

Priorities, people!!

[OoogleEyes]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Emily get a nice suit, go down to city hall, do the deed and go to a nice restaurant with your family.

Stupid idiot.

Emily's parents should give parenting advice so that we can do the exact opposite. 👍

[OneGuy]

Why the turtle neck Jibri?

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh cram it Mama Jibri. Why isn't Miona calling and texting every two minutes NOW? Did you lock her in the basement and put her phone in the freezer or what? 

[TazDevil]

Why don't these people do any kind of planning before the 90 days starts? 

I know, stupid question, it's all fake.  But it's all just so stupid.

[Hotel Snarker]

Nothing like a last minute destination wedding!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Can someone wake me up when if I doze off?

Edited June 20, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

None of these people will stay married…none…of…them

[tvrox]

21 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Hola my peeps! I am crazy tired from my yard sale today but I'm hanging in. 

I hope you've all had a great week and that we don't all die of boredom tonight. 

How was the yard sale? Did you get a lot of money? 

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

I feel like I'm on vacation with the Griswolds.

[greekmom]

This convo with Jibjab and his parents is sooooo freaking boring, it's driving me to drink more.

[OneGuy]

Just now, TazDevil said:

But it's all just so stupid.

This is the correct answer to every question about this show.

[mmecorday]

Quote

Why the turtle neck Jibri?

He shops at a store called House of Carl Sagan.

[Pepper Mostly]

What about the K1 visa rules do these people not get? If they don't get married they don't get to go to Immigration and say "Oh, we've decided to wait. Can we get an extension?" Jesus Christ I think my head is going to explode. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Momma you raised this moron. Don’t act like your parenting was aces.

[emergency ring]

yawn!!!!!!!!

[Eldemarge]

Jibri.  What would you say...you DO here??