CrazyInAlabama May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) 13 minutes ago, For Cereals said: I don’t get the eyebrows. I mean, I’ve had mine microbladed, but my request was not Vulcan. Not Vulcan, and not Groucho Marx. also not like someone used a Sharpie on your forehead. The giant, toothy grin on Ari on their introduction photo is hideous. I really think Emily has decided that Kobe is not longer the International Underwear Model, and doesn't have enough money to get their own place, finance her humongous, expensive wedding, and she wants him gone. Edited May 30, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama 1 8 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 5 minutes ago, greekmom said: Honestly Emily STFU. If Kobe gets pee in his face, he gets pee in his face. It's called learning. Right? I mean, he won't die. 1 8 Link to comment
goofygirl May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Howdy Peeps! Can I just say how happy I am to be here tonight with you guys?? Happy Memorial Day. Now.... Can I also say I cannot STAND Emily?? She makes me want to blow beets. Seriously. WHAT A DITCH WITCH! 14 Link to comment
OneGuy May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Right? I mean, he won't die. Plus, he'll have a fun dad story to tell. 1 6 Link to comment
tvrox May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 37 minutes ago, Doublemint said: My disabled daughter has Covid since last Thursday and I'm just waiting for my turn now. I know it's coming! So, looking forward to snark. I hope you both recover quickly! 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: You’re the one starting all the fights, you fucking raccoon. DEAD 3 4 Link to comment
OoogleEyes May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, tvrox said: Which band members? No band member, BUT I watched Goodfellas on Friday night. A true classic. I think Ray Liotta's best performance 11 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: She has a bad underbite that is going to look like Jay Leno’s jaw in a few years. And she has a potato head. so well said! 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Areola makes it seem like it’s always Bunion’s fault that they don’t get along. 1 12 Link to comment
Doublemint May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, tvrox said: I hope you both recover quickly! Thank you! 5 Link to comment
OneGuy May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) I'm surprised we never see any tender or playful moments between Ari and Avi. Edited May 30, 2022 by OneGuy 2 10 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 30, 2022 Author Share May 30, 2022 I hope that Bini's and Ari's apartment building has good soundproofing. The below neighbors may not want day in and day out ball action. 2 7 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Ah, spring. I shook some malt vinegar on my potato chips and gnats began forming in mid air and divebombing me. 2 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Bunion, life is too short to have to walk on eggshells all fucking day and night. 2 12 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, goofygirl said: Howdy Peeps! Can I just say how happy I am to be here tonight with you guys?? Happy Memorial Day. Now.... Can I also say I cannot STAND Emily?? She makes me want to blow beets. Seriously. WHAT A DITCH WITCH! Ditch witch? That brilliant, I’m stealing 6 2 Link to comment
OoogleEyes May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, OneGuy said: Plus, he'll have a fun dad story to tell. That's the best part! When my second son was born, his first activity as soon as he left my womb was to pee. I can still see that golden arch. 7 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) 3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: No band member, BUT I watched Goodfellas on Friday night. A true classic. I think Ray Liotta's best performance Oof, yeah, that one hit hard. Ray Liotta was the same age as me. And Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies. I've made all my millennial friends watch it. Oh, god, NOOOOOOOO, not another family dinner scene! Please, Matt Sharp! I give! "I just want to have a nice dinner and for everyone to get along" is the kiss of death on this show! Edited May 30, 2022 by Pepper Mostly 1 8 Link to comment
Grifter Lives May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Areola makes it seem like it’s always Bunion’s fault that they don’t get along. The man said that he had only seen NYC in the movies. He also said, "I could live here," conceptually, to show how much he liked it. He wasn't saying, "Break the lease. Forfeit Dr. Weinstein's deposit, because we're moving today." Maybe they're angling for Green Acres as the Happily Ever After season. 1 9 Link to comment
goofygirl May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 12 minutes ago, greekmom said: Granny have purple hair?!?!?! I had this Aunt Alice who went gray really early. This was back in the 60's. There was some stuff she'd put on her hair which was white, that turned it a pretty pastel of BLUE, PINK or PURPLE. Seriously. I think it was a rinse of some kind... The color wasn't so completely integrated, just some sort of HINT of color. It was kinda cool. Back in the day. 6 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Bunion is ruing the day that Areola handpicked him to be her fuck boy. 3 7 Link to comment
Mr. Miner May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 What are these people yammering on about? 2 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Areola makes it seem like it’s always Bunion’s fault that they don’t get along. Wait, it isn't? 10 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said: No band member, BUT I watched Goodfellas on Friday night. A true classic. I think Ray Liotta's best performance I have personally never seen Goodfellas all the way through, but I know it very well because of that one meme of Liotta laughing. I have seen it very many times. 1 3 Link to comment
Grifter Lives May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Sisters Bini are quite the immigration lawyers, financial advisors and travel agents. 1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said: Wait, it isn't? If it's not Jihoon's. 13 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 BileDuct can get off my screen. Like right now. 1 9 Link to comment
OoogleEyes May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oof, yeah, that one hit hard. Ray Liotta was the same age as me. And Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies. Same, my friend. Same. 8 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Oof, yeah, that one hit hard. Ray Liotta was the same age as me. And Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies. I've made all my millennial friends watch it. Oh, god, NOOOOOOOO, not another family dinner scene! Please, Matt Sharp! I give! "I just want to have a nice dinner and for everyone to get along" is the kiss of death on this show! I loved him in Field of Dreams. I loved everyone in that movie, and that they actually used the field for real baseball games. They wanted Jimmy Stewart, but he passed before it was filmed, and so they got the adorable Burt Lancaster. It was Mr. Lancaster's last role before retiring. Another Bilal session of put downs. Edited May 30, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama 7 Link to comment
Eldemarge May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I suspect the reason that both Bini and Kobe are there is because Ari and Emily want men around to provide for them while they sit around like queen bees. It's not about love or true partnership. 1 12 Link to comment
Grifter Lives May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Shaeda has had the worst week ever. 1 6 Link to comment
OneGuy May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 How gracious of Bilal to put the past in the past. 8 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Brace yourself for the sociopathic bile duct 3 9 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I had a stupid husband that would get all butthurt if I daydreamed. If I said "I'd like to live in Hawaii" while watching a show about the island or if I looked at a building and said "I'd like to have one like that and make an art studio in the enclosed porch", he'd blow up and berate me for always wanting what I couldn't have (neither thing was something that was unattainable, so I don't know why he even said that). Ari is like that; it bothers her to see Binyam think of anything that is different from what she thinks, and she acts like she has to shame him in order to quell her anxiety. 12 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 30, 2022 Author Share May 30, 2022 Just now, OneGuy said: How gracious of Bilal to put the past in the past. This week's past. 1 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Just now, CrazyInAlabama said: I loved him in Field of Dreams. ANother Bilal session of put downs. I remember him as Joey(?) in one of my soap operas in the late 70’s. 5 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said: I loved him in Field of Dreams. Me too. Amazing movie. 5 Link to comment
GrammyPammy May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Believe me, Bilal was definitely NOT the kind of man I dreamed of in my youth… 5 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Wow, is this one of the famous Kansas City gondolas? 12 1 Link to comment
mmecorday May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Quote the sociopathic bile duct My garage band name! 11 Link to comment
Gobi May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I'm waiting for Belial to throw her overboard. "It's a joke! Get it?" 11 Link to comment
Frozendiva May 30, 2022 Author Share May 30, 2022 Shaeeda, you don't have to find love to be happy. You can be happy by yourself. 1 10 Link to comment
Grifter Lives May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 So, Bile is cold and wears the blanket, while Shaeda isn't. And, what's that tacky bench on the boat? Why isn't he showing her his boat? 1 4 Link to comment
Adeejay May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 I hate to break it to Shaeeda, but I don't believe she has found love. 14 Link to comment
OneGuy May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Wow, is this one of the famous Kansas City gondolas? Hey now!! 3 2 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Girl, this isn’t romance. This is love bombing. 9 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 Just now, Pepper Mostly said: Wow, is this one of the famous Kansas City gondolas? Who knew? He’s an ambassador for KC 3 3 Link to comment
Suzywriter May 30, 2022 Share May 30, 2022 6 minutes ago, OneGuy said: I'm surprised we never see any tender or playful moments between Ari and the baby. I'm actually not. I suspect that her sociopathic ass has zero empathy and little ability to connect with anyone. She thinks that her unfounded panic attacks are indicators of love. 11 Link to comment
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