90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[My Girls]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Wow, Patrick got his back waxed!

So romantic!

[greekmom]

Just now, Angry Moldovan said:

You’d be surprised what weird shit people are into

Stephanie's fart jars.

[OneGuy]

Patrick sure looks like a juice boy.

[Floatingbison]

Ari is a controlled disaster.  She's ostensibly functional....she gets up in the morning, but in a very real sense she's just as non functional as if she was on drugs and alcohol. 

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Wow, Patrick got his back waxed!

That seems to mean a lot to him. Lol

[Gobi]

No red carpet?

[greekmom]

Damn. The fucker Meathead has a Telsa!?!?

[Floatingbison]

Just now, greekmom said:

Stephanie's fart jars.

okay, I regret making that purchase. . . . .

[Auntie Anxiety]

He’s driving a Tesla? And those are really nice flowers. Maybe he has a few bucks stashed away? Or he does a good business selling steroids at the gym.

[JennyMominFL]

4 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I certainly wouldn’t let that prima donna anywhere near my plumbing.  

that means 2 things.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, SunnyBeBe said:

 I agree Ari. Your parents should have gotten you the smaller 1 bedroom or studio apartment that was super small, so the price would be much smaller.  

I agree. I feel like Janice set them up to fail by renting a 2 bedroom apartment that they would not be able to afford. A 2 bedroom in that area runs $2000 or more per month. 

[Floatingbison]

Just now, greekmom said:

Damn. The fucker Meathead has a Telsa!?!?

that fucking motherfucker.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, OneGuy said:

Patrick sure looks like a juice boy.

Because he is one. 

Just now, Gobi said:

No red carpet?

Clearly slacking. Wonder if Thais will have a tantrum over it?

[Frozendiva]

Must be late November or December.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said:

You’d be surprised what weird shit people are into

Well, we all are watching TLC…

[Suzywriter]

I have never ever had a man who loved me enough to get a facial for me. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Wonder if he got other things waxed as well ;-)

Ball, back and crack?

[magemaud]

I call BS on the Rolex 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Damn. The fucker Meathead has a Telsa!?!?

Yeah, because he has a juice bar...

[kacesq]

Want my tongue? Ah...the romance. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Floatingbison said:

that fucking motherfucker.

right?

He's doing better than poser Bilahzebub.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I agree. I feel like Janice set them up to fail by renting a 2 bedroom apartment that they would not be able to afford. A 2 bedroom in that area runs $2000 or more per month. 

Just imagine, if you will, the "what's that nasty smell?" face Ari would pull if her parents rented her a studio apartment! 

[Baltimore Betty]

That cheap champagne has been waiting a year to be opened, it might be vinegar by now.

The Tesla and Rolex, oy. This girl will be expecting a lot from Muscle Man.  

And another guy expecting sex right after the import gets off the plane, geeze.

Once again, we have the bag drop 20 feet from the person, I would love to see the bomb sniffing dogs circling the bags!  

Ick, tongue wrestling.

 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

Want my tongue? Ah...the romance. 

Still no vomit button.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I call BS on the Rolex 

I call BS on the $365,000/yr alarm door to door business. 

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

okay, I regret making that purchase. . . . .

So a two star review?

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just imagine, if you will, the "what's that nasty smell?" face Ari would pull if her parents rented her a studio apartment! 

LOL...her face already froze that way. 

[mmecorday]

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I have never ever had a man who loved me enough to get a facial for me. 

I've never ever had a man who loved me enough to buy me a Junior Bacon Cheeseburger from Wendy's.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

I agree. I feel like Janice set them up to fail by renting a 2 bedroom apartment that they would not be able to afford. A 2 bedroom in that area runs $2000 or more per month. 

Janice doesn’t want the relationship to work. Period. She wants Areola and Avi to stay in the States and passive-aggressively push Bini into leaving. Janice thinks that Areola can do much, much better than Bini and this is killing her. Dr. Fred looks like he checked out months ago.

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Just imagine, if you will, the "what's that nasty smell?" face Ari would pull if her parents rented her a studio apartment! 

But, would her face really change?  That seems to be her rbf at all times.

[Frozendiva]

She looks like she will want some cosmetic enhancements.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hopefully Patrick never watches this show and finds out that Thais's dad hates him.

[Straycat80]

A Tesla? What does Meathead do for a living again? 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I call BS on the Rolex 

It's most likely a "Relax," or Relox," no way he plunked down money for a real one.

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

That cheap champagne has been waiting a year to be opened, it might be vinegar by now.

The Tesla and Rolex, oy. This girl will be expecting a lot from Muscle Man.  

And another guy expecting sex right after the import gets off the plane, geeze.

Once again, we have the bag drop 20 feet from the person, I would love to see the bomb sniffing dogs circling the bags!  

Ick, tongue wrestling.

 

I have to say, when I went to see my long distance boyfriend in the 80s, we barely waited to get out of the airport. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Want my tongue? Ah...the romance. 

Not a patch on "let me see your teeth"! 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Hopefully Patrick never watches this show and finds out that Thais's dad hates him.

He’ll find out at the tell all. 

[Suzywriter]

This bitch reminds me of Karine. 

Is it a Brazilian thing to always look irritated?

[Hotel Snarker]

No reason to be totally honest with the man you’re gonna marry in 90 days.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Straycat80 said:

A Tesla? What does Meathead do for a living again? 

Sells over priced alarm systems…

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

right?

He's doing better than poser Bilahzebub.

I appreciate that he seems to be doing well and isn't squawking about "gold-diggers."   

[Bees52]

Well, GTL Patrick has one thing going for him, besides getting his back waxed, he can speak Portuguese...

Lucky Thais. 😒

[For Cereals]

Is a hairy back a side effect of steroids?

[Hotel Snarker]

Whoa! The attitude of Bilal. FUCK. YOU. YOU. SUCK.

[Suzywriter]

Emily seems to have found a few more chins since Kobe got here. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Thais is Lourdes Leon’s (Madonna’s daughter) doppelgänger.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

Well, GTL Patrick has one thing going for him, besides getting his back waxed, he can speak Portuguese...

Lucky Thais. 😒

Patrick actually seems to be genuinely invested in this relationship. Thais seems to be a nasty Only Fans bitch. 

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I have to say, when I went to see my long distance boyfriend in the 80s, we barely waited to get out of the airport. 

You hussy!

And btw, Mazel Tov to you!!!

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Emily seems to have found a few more chins since Kobe got here. 

I think those are breasts.

[mmecorday]

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