90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

There actually is a shortage of Chinese women, due to the "one child" policy in place for years. Most parents wanted a son and females were often aborted

Or abandoned, or adopted out. For about the last 30 years, adopting a girl from China has been popular in the US, Canada and Europe because so many baby girls were left at orphanages or worse. 

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I think looking at the Farmers Seeking website might be more helpful than Johnny the Chinese ONE who isn't going to crap on her.

Lort.  Memphis' Tunisian guy sure is looking forward to "sexy time" isn't he??  I think she is too though, so there's that.

I think that if Ella went to an anime convention she would find her dude. 

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Yes...all Asian cuisine is the same...Vietnamese, Korean, Thai...all the fucking same.

She's so obsessed with "Asian culture"! She knows the food is "vegetables and stuff". Jesus Christ. 

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I'm actually impressed with her riding and ranch skills. 

Same. 

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

She’s going to be weepy all season isn’t she?

She is a MESS. She'll never stop crying and Johnny will disappoint her in many, many ways. 

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Ranch mom is looking kind of rough.

Hey, its a hard life, out in the saddle in all weathers, dawn to dusk! Ranch mom has no time for anime conventions and cosplay.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

 

Ranch mom is looking kind of rough.

 

Except for her voice, she could be Ranch Dad 

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

As someone who is part asian, I have always avoided boys/men all my life who have an 'asian obsession'. They litterally do not look at you as a person but attracted to anyone of a particular race. Somehow that in itself always felt rascist to me.

It is racist. And I believe she’s trying to anesthetize her feelings of rejection from men of her race by fetishizing men of another. She sounds like a twerp.

[peaceknit]

2 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What did I miss? 

She'll be inheriting a large ranch!

[Suzywriter]

That AHA commercial drives me nuts. It sounds like the singers are being slapped in the back of the head while singing. 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I like Mother Ella. This must be very difficult to see your kid get crapped on repeatedly.

Maybe Ella has adopted this sort of behavior of putting herself in an unrealistic situation that ends with her getting hurt, her mother dotes on her, she eats her feelings, then starts another situation that will end the same way, rinse and repeat behaviors.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

So communist China is going to let him move to the USA to marry the love of his life, raise a family and work on the ranch?  Aaah no way.   

It’s like making sure you have no future with him.

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

I am so glad the internet didn't exist when I was young and starting to date.

Yep, i dated late, 18, 19, and we would meet at college parties, throw a little tequila around and see what would stick.

[OoogleEyes]

8 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Maybe she can create her own Westworld.

Her's would be Eastworld

[mmecorday]

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That AHA commercial drives me nuts. It sounds like the singers are being slapped in the back of the head while singing. 

As they should be.

[Eldemarge]

I can cry when I'm alone but I can't imagine getting into hair/makeup and being put in a chair with all these people pointing cameras (and a boom mic plus lighting) at me and then CRYING in front of these strangers.  That does seem excessive.  

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Except for her voice, she could be Ranch Dad 

You snatched those words right out of my head!! I thought she *was* Ranch Dad  or Ranch Bro until she spoke!

[sainte-chapelle]

Stay in Paris…get some French peen

[LEILANI2]

8 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I just deleted my Reddit account. I don't want to be associated with those ignorant assholes anymore. If I want to snark about 90 Day Fiance, I've got you guys.

I have been banned a few times too and it's not because I'm trolling but because they don't like it if you criticize their favorites in the slightest. Life is too short and I need to spend less time on social media in general so I don't go there anymore either.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis is going to be in for a big surprise, a secret that Hazmat has kept from her. Crazy, right?

[Frozendiva]

Good luck with the rest of your life part, Memphis. Things change.

[greekmom]

Hey guys sorry if i push comic cons but that's where I've met my guy.

I know it works.

 

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, peaceknit said:

She'll be inheriting a large ranch!

She should have some sort of Yellowstone fantasy instead of an Asian obsession, it would be so much easier to look for a cowboy who could help on her family ranch.

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

AND SHE'S A COWGIRL! 

*That* wasn't on the bingo card!

[mmecorday]

"I want someone that I and my kids can trust for the rest of my life. So naturally I'm putting my faith in some rando foreigner I met on the internet."

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh, listen, the Music of Cultural Stereotypes tells us we're in Exotic Tunisia!

[Straycat80]

Hamza just wants a green card. Oh, and sexy time too. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Maybe Ella has adopted this sort of behavior of putting herself in an unrealistic situation that ends with her getting hurt, her mother dotes on her, she eats her feelings, then starts another situation that will end the same way, rinse and repeat behaviors.

Good theory. Probably explains why she's a whiney, crying bitch all the time.

[Frozendiva]

Hazmat seems a bit of a douche.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat can’t stop thinking about getting laid. He’s probably quick on the draw, if you know what I mean.

[magemaud]

My late mother-in-law had a “housedress” that looked just like Hamza’s shirt

[OneGuy]

I'd like to see a Bini v. Hazma battle.

[greekmom]

At least Hamzas mom is ok with being filmed.

Unlike the one that Brittney met.

[Suzywriter]

Ok, Memphis, I'm in your corner just because I love your boots. 

[Mrs. Hanson]

27 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Same. Caleb is going to be a shit to her, for sure. 

He looked annoyed In the car ride.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Hey guys sorry if i push comic cons but that's where I've met my guy.

I know it works.

 

One of my "heart children" is an anime fan who goes to a few cons a year. He's a great guy and tall, dark and handsome! 

[Hotel Snarker]

Why drag your kids into this? Girl, get your Tunisian dick but don’t subject them to some strange man you can’t talk to.

This should go well.

[Auntie Anxiety]

I wish Hazmat’s mother would come here and take care of me.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Hazmat seems a bit of a douche.

A bit? 

[Mrs. Hanson]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Hazmat seems a bit of a douche.

Seems?  IS!!!

[Angry Moldovan]

Hazmat is kinda cute, but we all know how this is going to turn out. American ho and Pious Muslim. Snooze

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

She should have some sort of Yellowstone fantasy instead of an Asian obsession, it would be so much easier to look for a cowboy who could help on her family ranch.

Might be a Pete Townshef fan. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

At least Hamzas mom is ok with being filmed.

Unlike the one that Brittney met.

Yeah, I was predicting they would only show the back of her burqa/hijab.

[Doublemint]

Hazmat's mother is very nice and pretty.

[Frozendiva]

Hamza seems to be a modern dude.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I wish Hazmat’s mother would come here and take care of me.

ditto.

That's my forever Christmas wish. For someone to come and take care of me for 1 day like I take care of my kids.

Cooking, cleaning, etc.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Hazmat, the world might have changed but yours hasn’t. DE-Nied.

[Eldemarge]

So he thinks Memphis will take care of HIM and she thinks that he will take care of HER and her children.  I am not sure how this is going to go.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Sister Hamza is pretty cute. 

[Pepper Mostly]

You're anxious about her lifestyle, Mama Hamza? Sweet tap-dancing Jesus, she's a nurse practitioner with a fucking Masters degree and two kids! She's not exactly working the pole on the lunch shift. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Mother Hamza obviously doesn't know about Sexy Time.

[My Girls]

I wouldn't want my kid making jiggy next to my room either.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

So he thinks Memphis will take care of HIM and she thinks that he will take care of HER and her children.  I am not sure how this is going to go.

Her kids are probably already calling him ‘daddy’.