Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 Nothing has happened and Rob is already pissed off. Sophie, if you accidentally set him on fire none of us will be upset. 8 1 3 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: The guy I am dating (we will now refer to him as Oilfield guy), had never had quinoa before this morning. I made us banana-blueberry "power bowls" for breakfast. He had never HEARD of quinoa. He is a sheltered Texan angel and now he loves quinoa and wants to make some himself. I WILL SHOW HIM THE WORRRRRLLLD Oilfield Guy has NO IDEA what untold discoveries and treasures await. (I typed Ollfiend Guy first. Save it if he turns out to be a dud) 4 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, Suzywriter said: What is this "No Christian pastor" nonsense? Daddy doesn't want anything read from the Bible. 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 An air mattress on the floor in that filthy place? For a large, late 50yo woman? What the fuck? 2 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Suzywriter said: I'm a minister of the most random faith ever (American Marrage Ministries). I marry anyone sober enough to mumble yes and make an X. I’m Catholic but didn’t marry in the church so in the eyes of God I think I am still living in sin. At least according to my aunt. 😂 1 7 Link to comment
Shelbie February 19 Share February 19 Sophie’s mother is tacky beyond belief and should be staying at a hotel. 8 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 7 minutes ago, tvrox said: Don't think I've ever had those! They are DELICIOUS. its a cake-y bottom, with a layer of orange jelly, and chocolate on top! 1 3 3 Link to comment
Red Bridey February 19 Share February 19 Mum Sophie is a Class A Bitch. Cannot stand her. 7 4 Link to comment
For Cereals February 19 Share February 19 He could’ve at least changed the bedding and offered their bed to Sophie and her mom and taken the floor mattress… 6 2 2 Link to comment
CSunshine76 February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: An air mattress on the floor in that filthy place? For a large, late 50yo woman? What the fuck? And no bathroom! It’s luxurious! 6 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 I'm going to guess that Rob wants a wife because he wants to "be served." And then have someone breed for him. Not because he has any intention of acting like half of an equal partnership. 3 4 4 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 I see Veronica is still wearing unattractive outfits from the juniors department that scream desperation. 8 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 That’s an optimistic number of chairs at Clayton’s wedding venue 8 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 42 minutes ago, Red Bridey said: Uck, these two. Nikki has no concept of style or taste. I guess Igor has been infected by her too. Yeah, because she buys him those clothes. 2 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 Rob is so rude. Get off your phone. 2 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, CSunshine76 said: And no bathroom! It’s luxurious! It’s like an urban lean-to. 8 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: They are DELICIOUS. its a cake-y bottom, with a layer of orange jelly, and chocolate on top! They kind of look like Baltimore’s Berger cookies, but no jelly. Edited February 19 by magemaud 2 1 Link to comment
Gobi February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Shelbie said: Sophie’s mother is tacky beyond belief and should be staying at a hotel kennel. FTFY 8 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 19 Share February 19 4 minutes ago, Doublemint said: Daddy doesn't want anything read from the Bible. Pushy parents are why I never had a wedding. 2 1 3 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, CSunshine76 said: And no bathroom! It’s luxurious! I’d be high tailing it to a hotel stat. 8 1 Link to comment
Bees52 February 19 Share February 19 So... why did Mom Sophie come over again? To stay with them, or just bicker? And poor Rob 😏 just got a workout inflating that raft of an airbed for her, too! 1 6 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: I’m Catholic but didn’t marry in the church so in the eyes of God I think I am still living in sin. At least according to my aunt. 😂 But on the upside, you probably won’t ever need an annulment. 4 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 I had to rewatch the entire first season of Tokyo Vice to get ready for this second season. It was very good. 1 1 1 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 I wonder if the Rob's doggo will lie down on the air mattress during the night with Mama? 1 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 7 minutes ago, kacesq said: Have we ever found out why posh heiress Sophie can’t use some of her money to get a real apartment? Because she is neither posh nor an heiress? She's been "educated" by her rich granddad, who I suspect gained his fortune through nefarious means. I do not doubt that Sophie was educated and finished in the hope of her landing a well connected husband. Alas, it looks like the best she could do was ROB. Poor old grandad must have had a conniption. 3 1 1 3 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: They are DELICIOUS. its a cake-y bottom, with a layer of orange jelly, and chocolate on top! A friend from Poland used to serve these! They are glorious! 3 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 @Pepper Mostly, I’m looking forward to hearing what that guy with the three “wives” has been thinking about. 1 2 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 44 minutes ago, kacesq said: No indoor plumbing but the wedding has a theme, of course. Pink and blue as a theme? Sounds like a baby shower. 4 2 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama February 19 Share February 19 51 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: It was so considerate of the producers to blur that tiny bit of Igor's buttcrack. Because we are all pure and innocent and don't need to be corrupted by naked flesh. I use Chrome, and log in just fine. 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 Clayton his missed all of the many signals that Anali is just not that into him. 2 1 4 Link to comment
Doublemint February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, magemaud said: But on the upside, you probably won’t ever need an annulment. I married my first husband by a Judge. We were both Catholics. When I separated, a priest told me since we were both Catholics, we were married in the "eyes of the Church" - so had to divorce, not get an annulment. 1 1 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: I’d be high tailing it to a hotel stat. High tailing!! 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 A hamster wheel. You are so witty, Clayton. 1 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 That apartment reeks. It needs a thorough disinfection. 4 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Because she is neither posh nor an heiress? She's been "educated" by her rich granddad, who I suspect gained his fortune through nefarious means. I do not doubt that Sophie was educated and finished in the hope of her landing a well connected husband. Alas, it looks like the best she could do was ROB. Poor old grandad must have had a conniption. I’m tired, I wish a landed some rich old dude to take of me. I’d read that pre nup real closely and make sure I at least get a few million out of it 😂 2 5 Link to comment
Eldemarge February 19 Share February 19 (edited) Guinea pig kiss. My ovaries shriveled up and I skirted right through menopause. Edited February 19 by Eldemarge 10 Link to comment
Suzywriter February 19 Share February 19 Just now, MagicEyes said: Clayton his missed all of the many signals that Anali is just not that into him. She reminds me of Karine. Cranky, never smiles, looks just below angry, pouty. 5 3 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 6 minutes ago, magemaud said: That’s an optimistic number of chairs at Clayton’s wedding venue That's a lot of guinea pigs! 5 Link to comment
magemaud February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said: Poor old grandad must have had a conniption. I suspect Grandpa Gotbucks washed his hands of Claire and Sophie as soon as she became legal age 1 4 Link to comment
SunnyBeBe February 19 Share February 19 To me Sophie picks fights. I don’t care for Rob either, but she seems very disingenuous. 4 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: @Pepper Mostly, I’m looking forward to hearing what that guy with the three “wives” has been thinking about. Just think, he's had MONTHS to think a whole lot of deep thoughts! I'm planning to take notes. 5 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety February 19 Share February 19 Clayton’s friend thought bubble: How the hell did I get here? 3 13 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle February 19 Share February 19 (edited) Is it too much to hope that she gets that message while getting off the plane back home? Edited February 19 by sainte-chapelle 1 1 2 Link to comment
Bees52 February 19 Share February 19 Ohh! Clayton is crying over the loss of his brother, not because Anali ran away. These previews, man, these previews. 1 2 Link to comment
Gobi February 19 Share February 19 Still time for him to race to the airport to stop her and for them to declare their love while onlookers applaud. 1 3 Link to comment
tvrox February 19 Share February 19 48 minutes ago, magemaud said: @Eldemarge, you are our very own bachelorette! We are all rooting for you As long as she doesn't get a 90 day fiance... 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly February 19 Share February 19 1 minute ago, magemaud said: I suspect Grandpa Gotbucks washed his hands of Claire and Sophie as soon as she became legal age "Oi! I did everyfing Oi could, innit? Now yer on yer own, roight?" 7 Link to comment
MagicEyes February 19 Share February 19 Is someone going to go out on the street and offer total strangers $5 to fill the empty chairs? 4 2 Link to comment
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