90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Eldemarge]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

If Clayton had arranged the bachelorette party, he would have hired a female stripper, because what other kind is there?

Female strippers and a LAN party.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sophie, find someone who is a bit more bougie than Rob the Knob who understands the concept of indoor plumbing.

Edited January 22, 2024 by Auntie Anxiety

[sainte-chapelle]

Sophie spent more time fighting and living apart from Rob than she did being with him. This is insane.

[Gobi]

"It says wash with like colors, but it doesn't say like what colors."

[Eldemarge]

Does the laundromat have a bathroom?  How bougie!!!

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

Female strippers and a LAN party.

And Guinea pigs.

[Auntie Anxiety]

There’s no Sister Ex-Wives Tell All After the Other Tell All tonight?

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Does the laundromat have a bathroom?  How bougie!!!

He's washing his clothes! Bougie to the max!

[tvrox]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

My husband was working at Converse when we got married, and he worked with a guy who was a Justice of the Peace and did weddings free for Converse employees. His name was Ronald McDonald. True story. 

Did he marry you while wearing the McDonald clown suit? 

[sainte-chapelle]

This is so wierd…can they not meet at a pub? Why the laundromat?

[Auntie Anxiety]

At least Sophie and Rob agree that the viability of a marriage isn’t more than middling at best.

[goofygirl]

Sophie & Mom check into a nice hotel with indoor plumbing. Dickhead is complaining she's too much of a boojie chick.

Lort. What a guy!  Just go get some weed and give it up, Robbie.

 

It's been fun you guys!! Hope y'all have a great week! Can't watch any more teevee on this dumb channel!

Edited January 22, 2024 by goofygirl

[Pepper Mostly]

Of course you see Rob being miserable, Friend Rob. Is he ever any other way? 

[Shelbie]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

This is so wierd…can they not meet at a pub? Why the laundromat?

Because Rob can’t afford to do both.

[MagicEyes]

Igor is definitely blind! 

[tvrox]

A 4?! Rob is really looking on the bright side. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nikki’s musical stylings? For fuck’s sake.

[Eldemarge]

Ummmm... Nikki's singing is TRAGIC.  I can't wait.

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh God…her singing sounds like an animal being strangled 

[magemaud]

🎶🎶“I just gotta be honest…”🎶🎶

Me, too. Your singing sucks, Nik. It’s a “no” for me, dawg. 

Edited January 23, 2024 by magemaud

[MagicEyes]

Sophie is disappointed that no one is shocked that she is bisexual. What did she want to happen? 

[Gobi]

"Baisexual? Don't take the piss with me, Sophie."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Sam had a remarkable hair growth since last week. Must be the biotin.

[xls]

Nikki singing! trying to 🤪😬🤣🤣🤣

[Pepper Mostly]

OK peeps, the NyQuil is kicking in and I'm drifting off. Have a fantastic week, my snarky pals! Love you all loads, MWAH!

[xls]

Aint watching this next show

 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Igor is definitely blind! 

And delusional if he thinks his friends eyes are widening because she is hot, they are widening in horror.

[Eldemarge]

Good night all!  Remember that Clayton is THE BOSS.  

OF THE PASTY TROLLS.

 

[Gobi]

Tune in next week for a guest appearance by Kenny at the bachelorette party.

Till next time.

[sainte-chapelle]

Good night friends. Have a great week.

[Doublemint]

Everyone have a wonderful week.  See you next Sunday.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Sunday is Funday when the snark is on fire. Have a super week, one and all. I might have to tune into Diaries tomorrow night to see Areola’s meltdown. Until then, nighty night!

[tvrox]

Night all! Thanks for the hilarity. 

[renatae]

1 hour ago, Doublemint said:

'Doesn't she have social security?  Rent a room somewhere if they marry.

It'd be more comfortable than that closet.

[MagicEyes]

12 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Tune in next week for a guest appearance by Kenny at the bachelorette party.

Not as the stripper, I hope! 

[renatae]

Rob wants Sophie to not concentrate on his flaws, but on the good stuff.

What good stuff? Please inform me. Living conditions? Bathroom? Exciting, non nasty companionship?

[Suzywriter]

41 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Pretty sure he's a Millennial. But stunted as fuck because he's only ventured out of his room like once a year.

Likely to grab the newest Pokemon cards.

[xls]

13 minutes ago, renatae said:

It'd be more comfortable than that closet.

Plenty of senior subsidized housing around based on income too

[Bees52]

Sorry, peeps, I ran turned away to watch the animated movie, "Soul," with EVERY intention of returning back to the show...

Uh,  I'll catch up on these silly couples later. ☺️ Have a great week, everyone, and see you soon! ☮️💟🫂

[xls]

Ha I've gone on the Maid of the Mist (Niagra Falls) twice-it's so much fun! The air up there is super-invigorating. 

[magemaud]

3 hours ago, renatae said:

 

Rob wants Sophie to not concentrate on his flaws, but on the good stuff.

 

He sent her a photo of a nice car! “This could be ours.” 

[magemaud]

The charming Anali rolling her eyes and sulking like a teenager when Clayton asked her to check on the guinea pigs. But I can see her point. What did he think could possibly happen to them that required checking? They were going to break out of the cage? 

Edited January 22, 2024 by magemaud

[magemaud]

I was so hoping it was going to be Sarper! 
edited to add: I was also hoping Anali was going to wash her hair for the party 

Edited January 24, 2024 by magemaud

[magemaud]

For your listening pleasure. Here's the song Nikki sang to Justigor in the preview: 

 

[renatae]

21 hours ago, Suzywriter said:

That shrunken head is driving me crazy. Didn't he have a part in Beetlejuice??

Men in Black.

[Red Bridey]

Nope, not gonna listen to "Nikki Exotica", no way no how. Just what you want your parents and friends to hear. 😣

[magemaud]

10 minutes ago, Red Bridey said:

Nope, not gonna listen to "Nikki Exotica", no way no how. Just what you want your parents and friends to hear. 😣

No pressure! I also posted it on Reddit and someone’s comment was that they’d made farts that sounded better. Perfect description 

[judylo]

So let’s try to figure out how fake Veronica and Jamal might be.

Chloe!

[Zombness]

Good evening to all!!

[Red Bridey]

I'm out until 9 p.m. and the Diaries. Will not waste a minute of my precious time on those Single Life camera whores.