SunnyBeBe January 22 Share January 22 Just now, Auntie Anxiety said: Veronica, if Tim and Jamal got along, there would be no drama. Why does she call him “ Jer MOLE?” Bizarre. 3 Link to comment
Bees52 January 22 Share January 22 That was a looong voicemail. Guess she called at a time she was sure Dan wouldn't answer, huh? When I call someone, I'm always hoping they'll answer, and get disappointed when I'm asked to leave a message. 7 Link to comment
tvrox January 22 Share January 22 13 minutes ago, Shelbie said: Her sisters look bored out of their skulls. Her sisters thought that America was like the NYC and LA in the movies. Missouri was a sad shock. 6 3 Link to comment
Suzywriter January 22 Share January 22 I do not understand having these deep, daily contact relationships with an ex. 5 5 Link to comment
MagicEyes January 22 Share January 22 1 minute ago, goofygirl said: I actually saw some guinea pigs at Pet Smart when I was there this week. They are really cute!! I love guinea pigs, but unfortunately I'm severely allergic to the little furry potatoes. The little wheeky noises they make are so darn cute! 1 1 2 Link to comment
Gobi January 22 Share January 22 Just now, tvrox said: Her sisters thought that America was like the NYC and LA in the movies. Missouri was a sad shock. Last week Spoiler someone posted that Sam's brother was engaged to one of Citrus' sisters. Is that true? 3 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 22 Share January 22 Just now, Bees52 said: When I call someone, I'm always hoping they'll answer, and get disappointed when I'm asked to leave a message. I’m a little different. When I call someone, I’m always saying, “Don’t answer, don’t answer” under my breath. 3 8 Link to comment
MagicEyes January 22 Share January 22 2 minutes ago, Bees52 said: When I call someone, I'm always hoping they'll answer, and get disappointed when I'm asked to leave a message. I have to rehearse messages. I can't just do it spontaneously. 1 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 22 Share January 22 Analee, this is going to be your new married life. You wanted this. 6 Link to comment
magemaud January 22 Share January 22 1 minute ago, Gobi said: Spoiler Is that true? Yes it is 1 1 1 3 Link to comment
MagicEyes January 22 Share January 22 I can't believe Clayton and Anali are really getting married. Even for this show, they're so bad at communicating. 4 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 22 Share January 22 Mother Clayton, time to move out. No one is stopping you. 3 6 Link to comment
Shelbie January 22 Share January 22 1 minute ago, Doublemint said: How many more weeks of this dreck? Too many. 2 5 Link to comment
tvrox January 22 Share January 22 1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Analee, this is going to be your new married life. You wanted this. He likes that Rubik's cube better than her. 2 3 1 1 Link to comment
Gobi January 22 Share January 22 A couple of days until the wedding and they haven't done anything? SMH! 4 1 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 22 Share January 22 What a nerve, Anali insists on speaking Spanish! "Ma, where are my Eps-pens? And bring your big spoon, there's some shit that needs stirring in here!" 8 Link to comment
Bees52 January 22 Share January 22 2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: I have to rehearse messages. I can't just do it spontaneously. That's exactly why I'm hoping they'll answer. 2 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 22 Share January 22 Mother Clayton sports a drop-away chin. 1 3 Link to comment
magemaud January 22 Share January 22 (edited) You can tell Anali is horrified at the prospect of Violet being her live-in mother-in-law. I admit I would be, too. All I can think of when I see her is the stern, care-worn woman in “American Gothic.” Edited January 22 by magemaud 10 2 Link to comment
CrazyInAlabama January 22 Share January 22 (edited) Yes, a woman living in her son's closet is complaining about the living conditions? Clayton is paying the bills I guess, so if Mommy Rudest doesn't like it, she can pack up her mattress and get her own place. Clayton's mother is irritating me, and I don't even have to live with her in real life. She just wanted Anali gone. I guess no one told Anali that Clayton is a flake, and unless someone else arranges things, it doesn't get done. I suspect Anali understands more English than she shows, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out the mother is complaining about her. In case no one else tells her, I'm telling Ashley that having your white bra hanging out around your dress straps is tacky. I laugh at Ashley's statement about how rocky the first part of Manuel's visit was, and that means the drama is over. How can Manuel say they speak different languages, when Ashley speaks fluent Spanish? I'm just hoping the Maid of the Mist doesn't have a roomy bathroom for Ashley and Manuel to have an encounter in. So, is Manuel's constant whining about missing his kids supposed to get Ashley to sponsor them too? Bet the kid's mothers would have something to say about that, or does Manuel think Ashley will import her too? Not happening. Clayton is probably right, if Indiana is like my state, you get an affidavit, both of the couple sign, and then you're married when the notarized statement is given back to the license office. Anyone can be an officiant. They should have gone to a wedding chapel that does an all inclusive package, maybe with a person in a llama costume presiding. (This was too bypass the probate personnel who refused to give licenses to same sex couples.) Edited January 22 by CrazyInAlabama 10 2 1 Link to comment
Gobi January 22 Share January 22 Indoor plumbing or not, I think Sophie got a better housing situation than Anally. 6 1 4 1 Link to comment
Eldemarge January 22 Share January 22 Ooooh the LOGICAL MIND of a MAN, is THAT what he has??? LOL eat shit, Clayton. 6 2 3 1 2 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 22 Share January 22 Wait she is the gaslighter? Not mom? 2 2 1 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 22 Share January 22 And now he says she's gaslighting. Anali. Go home. Now. Between Clayton and his poisonous mother you will die a slow death. 8 3 Link to comment
tvrox January 22 Share January 22 16 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said: I love Gino standing there wringing his hands like a doofus He IS a doofus!!! 3 1 3 1 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety January 22 Share January 22 Ashley decides she’s so overcome by the beauty of Niagara Falls that she whisks Manuel into the Maid of the Mist’s toilet for a quickie. 1 9 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 22 Share January 22 3 minutes ago, Gobi said: A couple of days until the wedding and they haven't done anything? SMH! And on the one hand, he's mad that she's not doing anything. On the other, he tells her that she can't do anything because she doesn't speak enough English. She can't win. 8 3 Link to comment
goofygirl January 22 Share January 22 Righty--o. Annalee & Clayton are one and done. Stick a fork in it. Nikki & Justin: Stick a fork in it. He wants a 3-some and she's HAD a 3-some. I actually think she'd make some mature guy a wonderful wife. Justin's not THAT guy.Period. 1 2 1 Link to comment
sainte-chapelle January 22 Share January 22 2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Ooooh the LOGICAL MIND of a MAN, is THAT what he has??? LOL eat shit, Clayton. Clayton is Pole 2.0 4 1 2 Link to comment
Shrek January 22 Share January 22 3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said: Ooooh the LOGICAL MIND of a MAN, is THAT what he has??? LOL eat shit, Clayton. Hasn’t been in mine then. 2 Link to comment
tvrox January 22 Share January 22 10 minutes ago, Gobi said: Last week Hide contents someone posted that Sam's brother was engaged to one of Citrus' sisters. Is that true? Dad would never allow that, right? Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 22 Share January 22 "Lets try to enjoy the day" snarls Nikki. 1 8 Link to comment
MagicEyes January 22 Share January 22 Thank god Nikki is only going to be there for a few more days. It feels like she's been in Moldova forever. 8 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 22 Share January 22 1 minute ago, MagicEyes said: Are Nikki's lips getting bigger? She's cried so much that there is no moisture left in her body, so her lips just look bigger. 10 Link to comment
MagicEyes January 22 Share January 22 Just now, Gobi said: Haven't we seen enough horses' asses tonight? That's every episode of this cursed show. 3 4 Link to comment
For Cereals January 22 Share January 22 15 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Marie Osmond needs a wig that actually fits on her head. Those new Marie Osmond ads look AI generated. 2 2 2 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 22 Share January 22 Just now, MagicEyes said: Thank god Nikki is only going to be there for a few more days. It feels like she's been in Moldova forever. So does the entire population of Moldova. When she leaves, they'll declare a holiday and have a parade. 1 12 Link to comment
MagicEyes January 22 Share January 22 Why do Nikki's eyes look so weird? It's not just the shape. There's something else that just looks wrong and unnatural. 3 1 Link to comment
tvrox January 22 Share January 22 7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Ashley decides she’s so overcome by the beauty of Niagara Falls that she whisks Manuel into the Maid of the Mist’s toilet for a quickie. Or just throws him overboard into the falls. 7 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly January 22 Share January 22 This episode is an even more grueling slog than usual. 7 2 2 2 Link to comment
Eldemarge January 22 Share January 22 3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said: Are Nikki's lips getting bigger? She may have two vagines at this point. 1 1 5 Link to comment
magemaud January 22 Share January 22 Just now, MagicEyes said: Why do Nikki's eyes look so weird? It's not just the shape. There's something else that just looks wrong and unnatural. They’re being swallowed up by her cheeks 3 Link to comment
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