90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[SunnyBeBe]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Veronica, if Tim and Jamal got along, there would be no drama.

Why does she call him “ Jer MOLE?”  Bizarre. 

[Bees52]

That was a looong voicemail. Guess she called at a time she was sure Dan wouldn't answer, huh?

When I call someone, I'm always hoping they'll answer, and get disappointed when I'm asked to leave a message.

[tvrox]

13 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Her sisters look bored out of their skulls.

Her sisters thought that America was like the NYC and LA in the movies. Missouri was a sad shock. 

[Suzywriter]

I do not understand having these deep, daily contact relationships with an ex.

[MagicEyes]

1 minute ago, goofygirl said:

I actually saw some guinea pigs at Pet Smart when  I was there this week.  They are really cute!!

I love guinea pigs, but unfortunately I'm severely allergic to the little furry potatoes. The little wheeky noises they make are so darn cute!

[Gobi]

Just now, tvrox said:

Her sisters thought that America was like the NYC and LA in the movies. Missouri was a sad shock. 

Last week 

Spoiler

someone posted that Sam's brother was engaged to one of Citrus' sisters.

Is that true?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Bees52 said:

When I call someone, I'm always hoping they'll answer, and get disappointed when I'm asked to leave a message.

I’m a little different. When I call someone, I’m always saying, “Don’t answer, don’t answer” under my breath.

[renatae]

"I generally love Gino."

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

When I call someone, I'm always hoping they'll answer, and get disappointed when I'm asked to leave a message.

I have to rehearse messages. I can't just do it spontaneously. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Analee, this is going to be your new married life. You wanted this.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Spoiler

 

Is that true?

Yes it is 

[Doublemint]

How many more weeks of this dreck?

[MagicEyes]

I can't believe Clayton and Anali are really getting married. Even for this show, they're so bad at communicating. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Clayton, time to move out. No one is stopping you.

[Shelbie]

1 minute ago, Doublemint said:

How many more weeks of this dreck?

Too many.

[tvrox]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Analee, this is going to be your new married life. You wanted this.

He likes that Rubik's cube better than her. 

[Gobi]

A couple of days until the wedding and they haven't done anything? SMH!

[Pepper Mostly]

What a nerve, Anali insists on speaking Spanish! 

"Ma, where are my Eps-pens? And bring your big spoon, there's some shit that needs stirring in here!" 

[Bees52]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

I have to rehearse messages. I can't just do it spontaneously. 

That's exactly why I'm hoping they'll answer.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mother Clayton sports a drop-away chin.

[magemaud]

You can tell Anali is horrified at the prospect of Violet being her live-in mother-in-law. I admit I would be, too. 
All I can think of when I see her is the stern, care-worn woman in “American Gothic.” 

Edited January 22, 2024 by magemaud

[CrazyInAlabama]

Yes, a woman living in her son's closet is complaining about the living conditions? Clayton is paying the bills I guess, so if Mommy Rudest doesn't like it, she can pack up her mattress and get her own place.     

Clayton's mother is irritating me, and I don't even have to live with her in real life.   She just wanted Anali gone.       I guess no one told Anali that Clayton is a flake, and unless someone else arranges things, it doesn't get done.  I suspect Anali understands more English than she shows, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out the mother is complaining about her.  

In case no one else tells her, I'm telling Ashley that having your white bra hanging out around your dress straps is tacky.   I laugh at Ashley's statement about how rocky the first part of Manuel's visit was, and that means the drama is over.  How can Manuel say they speak different languages, when Ashley speaks fluent Spanish?    I'm just hoping the Maid of the Mist doesn't have a roomy bathroom for Ashley and Manuel to have an encounter in.   So, is Manuel's constant whining about missing his kids supposed to get Ashley to sponsor them too?  Bet the kid's mothers would have something to say about that, or does Manuel think Ashley will import her too?  Not happening. 

Clayton is probably right, if Indiana is like my state, you get an affidavit, both of the couple sign, and then you're married when the notarized statement is given back to the license office.  Anyone can be an officiant.    They should have gone to a wedding chapel that does an all inclusive package, maybe with a person in a llama costume presiding.  (This was too bypass the probate personnel who refused to give licenses to same sex couples.)

 

Edited January 22, 2024 by CrazyInAlabama

[Gobi]

Indoor plumbing or not, I think Sophie got a better housing situation than Anally.

[Eldemarge]

Ooooh the LOGICAL MIND of a MAN, is THAT what he has???  LOL eat shit, Clayton.

[sainte-chapelle]

Wait she is the gaslighter? Not mom?

[Pepper Mostly]

And now he says she's gaslighting. Anali. Go home. Now. Between Clayton and his poisonous mother you will die a slow death. 

[tvrox]

16 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I love Gino standing there wringing his hands like a doofus

He IS a doofus!!! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Ashley decides she’s so overcome by the beauty of Niagara Falls that she whisks Manuel into the Maid of the Mist’s toilet for a quickie.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

A couple of days until the wedding and they haven't done anything? SMH!

And on the one hand, he's mad that she's not doing anything. On the other, he tells her that she can't do anything because she doesn't speak enough English. She can't win. 

[goofygirl]

Righty--o.  Annalee & Clayton are one and done.  Stick a fork in it.

Nikki & Justin: Stick a fork in it. He wants a 3-some and she's HAD a 3-some.  I actually think she'd make some mature guy a wonderful wife.  Justin's not THAT guy.Period.

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Ooooh the LOGICAL MIND of a MAN, is THAT what he has???  LOL eat shit, Clayton.

Clayton is Pole 2.0

[Shrek]

3 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Ooooh the LOGICAL MIND of a MAN, is THAT what he has???  LOL eat shit, Clayton.

Hasn’t been in mine then. 

[Gobi]

45 more minutes to go? God have mercy!

[tvrox]

10 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Last week 

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someone posted that Sam's brother was engaged to one of Citrus' sisters.

Is that true?

Dad would never allow that, right? 

[MagicEyes]

Are Nikki's lips getting bigger?

[Pepper Mostly]

"Lets try to enjoy the day" snarls Nikki. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Igor, Nikki is not for you. 

[Gobi]

Haven't we seen enough horses' asses tonight?

[MagicEyes]

Thank god Nikki is only going to be there for a few more days. It feels like she's been in Moldova forever.

[tvrox]

Aw pretty horses. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, MagicEyes said:

Are Nikki's lips getting bigger?

She's cried so much that there is no moisture left in her body, so her lips just look bigger. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Nikki please drama is your middle name

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Gobi said:

Haven't we seen enough horses' asses tonight?

That's every episode of this cursed show. 

[For Cereals]

15 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Marie Osmond needs a wig that actually fits on her head.

Those new Marie Osmond ads look AI generated.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Thank god Nikki is only going to be there for a few more days. It feels like she's been in Moldova forever.

So does the entire population of Moldova. When she leaves, they'll declare a holiday and have a parade. 

[MagicEyes]

Why do Nikki's eyes look so weird? It's not just the shape. There's something else that just looks wrong and unnatural. 

[tvrox]

7 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Ashley decides she’s so overcome by the beauty of Niagara Falls that she whisks Manuel into the Maid of the Mist’s toilet for a quickie.

Or just throws him overboard into the falls. 

[Pepper Mostly]

This episode is an even more grueling slog than usual. 

[Eldemarge]

3 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

Are Nikki's lips getting bigger?

She may have two vagines at this point.

[magemaud]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

Why do Nikki's eyes look so weird? It's not just the shape. There's something else that just looks wrong and unnatural. 

They’re being swallowed up by her cheeks