90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Suzywriter]

Just now, MagicEyes said:

It’s time for Jasmine to pack up her butt plugs and head for the embassy.

She's walking like she forgot to take one out. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m sure Jasmine will be completely appropriate when speaking to the interviewer. No mention of any sexual proclivities, etc.

[greekmom]

Just now, kacesq said:

This is the best she’s ever looked!

except for her lips. They look like she's been stung by a bee

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

"When I miss Jasmine, I hug the pillow. The pillow is better than Jasmine. It doesn't yell at me." 

"Or whip me. Or pee on me" 

[sainte-chapelle]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I'll be honest, I miss Mr. Greek being on the Danforth. That area is not the same anymore :'(

It’s really different…not affordable anymore in my opinion.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

She's walking like she forgot to take one out. 

She didn’t forget. 😱

[For Cereals]

Her face looks different in every scene 

[Suzywriter]

8 minutes ago, magemaud said:

I spent $50 for a little tube of stuff to flatten my under eye bags. I researched different brands and picked this one but it does absolutely nothing. Wouldn’t you know out of all the brands I considered I ended up with the one that has no refunds 

I spent $50 last week on 2 lots of Polly Pocket dolls and playsets, and a vintage Monopoly board. At least your purchase makes sense. 

[magemaud]

4 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

 

"When I miss Jasmine, I hug the pillow. 

 

I detect a pillow theme tonight. Maybe someone will get smothered? 

[Angry Moldovan2]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

I’m sure Jasmine will be completely appropriate when speaking to the interviewer. No mention of any sexual proclivities, etc.

I deserve a visa, I did pee pee for him 

[Zombness]

Just now, For Cereals said:

Her face looks different in every scene 

I thought it was only me that noticed, but she looks totally disfigured.

[MagicEyes]

Just now, magemaud said:

I detect a pillow theme tonight. Maybe someone will get smothered? 

90 Day Fiancée Mystery Edition

[Auntie Anxiety]

Gino’s friend is over and magically Jasmine calls. Such timing!

[Drogo]

This sounds promising

[greekmom]

Don't buy it folks.

[Shelbie]

Just now, magemaud said:

I detect a pillow theme tonight. Maybe someone will get smothered? 

Hope it’s Gino and Statler.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, magemaud said:

I detect a pillow theme tonight. Maybe someone will get smothered? 

We can hope cough cough stapler cough cough

[sainte-chapelle]

Lol at him picking up the phon3 and Jasmine is sobbing…his face…I can’t 😂 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I love nutty ideas. 

Same. Have you seen it? You'd LOVE it. 

[sainte-chapelle]

Oh good…another Tanya

[Suzywriter]

Meisha is insane. Look at those eyes. There's too much visible eyewhite above the iris. It's a dead giveaway every time. 

[greekmom]

"I'm a black Ashley"

I didn't realize that Ashley was a name only for certain people.

Can I hate these newbies already? Asking for a friend.

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Is that the one from the infomercial where the girl’s like “hey, look at this picture of my dad and his ugly ass baggy eyes. Wasn’t he gross before using this stuff?”

No I think that’s Plexaderm. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

@Pepper Mostly, if you see Witch Ashley in Salem next month on Halloween, tell her I said hello.

[mmecorday]

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Gino’s friend is over and magically Jasmine calls. Such timing!

Like on "Law & Order" when the call the detective receives is always about the case they were just walking about. It's never a call about a warranty expiring or a wrong number. 

[Zombness]

Just now, greekmom said:

"I'm a black Ashley"

I didn't realize that Ashley was a name only for certain people.

Can I hate these newbies already? Asking for a friend.

You will be hating oldies also...

[Doublemint]

2 minutes ago, MagicEyes said:

90 Day Fiancée Mystery Edition

The mystery is why anyone watches it.....

[charmed1]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

hate all those HGTV shows.  They are made to see products.  You are better off restoring a home, than renovating.   Renovating is endless.  Join facebook group Our Old House.

I watch “This Old House.” I still love that show. It doesn’t have the glitz and glam of HGTV, but those old guys have taught me even the most basic carpentry tasks like how to properly hammer a nail into wood. 

[Gobi]

Just now, greekmom said:

"I'm a black Ashley"

I didn't realize that Ashley was a name only for certain people.

Can I hate these newbies already? Asking for a friend.

It's always best to hate them before deciding otherwise.

[Angry Moldovan2]

I’m so special, I’m a unicorn who is also a yoga teaching fire fighter who loves to fish called Ashley

[judylo]

2 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

Her face looks different in every scene 

She doesn’t look anything like herself in the visa version. I think this was pre-surgery of the THs, so what did she do with that makeup? IMHO, it doesn’t look good.

[For Cereals]

Just now, magemaud said:

No I think that’s Plexaderm. 

“I’m Annette and I’m an actress…” every time that commercial comes on…

[Suzywriter]

Just now, greekmom said:

"I'm a black Ashley"

I didn't realize that Ashley was a name only for certain people.

Can I hate these newbies already? Asking for a friend.

Everybody of every color named their kids and dogs Ashley. Now they are all RNs and teachers and it's a little scary. 

[greekmom]

Not a spoiler since you saw the teaser for the Tell All that was last week but we know outcome of Jasmine's visa.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Gobi said:

It's always best to hate them before deciding otherwise.

It sort of cuts out the middle man.

[Bees52]

Oh lord. The promos for the next season of 90 Day Fiance that are airing tonight....

Help.

Oh, how am I asking all y'all for help.... you're in the same situation I'm in...

😂

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Gino’s friend is over and magically Jasmine calls. Such timing!

Gino's "friend" is a Sharp PA, who arrived hours before to set the lighting and run the cables for sound. 

[Gobi]

Jesus, these quviviq side effects are the scariest ever!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper Mostly, if you see Witch Ashley in Salem next month on Halloween, tell her I said hello.

Did she say she's a Salem witch? That would be SO FAB. I would stalk her mercilessly. 

[mmecorday]

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“I’m Annette and I’m an actress…” every time that commercial comes on…

"My father applied Plexaderm to the bags under his eyes and in minutes we were SCREAMING!" 

[For Cereals]

Just now, charmed1 said:

I watch “This Old House.” I still love that show. It doesn’t have the glitz and glam of HGTV, but those old guys have taught me even the most basic carpentry tasks like how to properly hammer a nail into wood. 

When my husband got his leg caught in the ceiling trying to pull out moth balls left behind in the attic by the raccoon relocator, Mike from This Old House aka The Plaster Master fixed the hole in the ceiling.

[greekmom]

Has the strike affected Babbel? I mean it's a cartoon now.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Babbel.com.it’s like TLC is fishing for new peeps

[Doublemint]

Stupid Babel commercial - all you have to say to the driver is:  "Hotel Pierre".  He will then drive there.  No other words are necessary.

[magemaud]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

I spent $50 last week on 2 lots of Polly Pocket dolls and playsets, and a vintage Monopoly board. At least your purchase makes sense. 

Polly Pocket triggers memories of building the damn Victorian House on Christmas Eve. It must have had a thousand parts 

[greekmom]

I seriously cannot stand this guy's teeth.

And his face.

 

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

The mystery is why anyone watches it.....

I only watch for you, my Primetimer peeps. If I didn't have the snark, I'd have given up long ago.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Nicola is hoping against hope that God will strike him dead before he proposes.

[kacesq]

Meisha is a horrible actress.

[Shelbie]

I’d be ok with Nicola getting smothered too.

Edited September 18, 2023 by Shelbie