90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Hotel Snarker]

Get Jen and the Holograms away from me, forever, after this.

[Angry Moldovan2]

Just now, Gobi said:

I keep thinking that commercial is saying "Fucking dot com."

Still as funny as evs, you all are!

[Tuneful]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I was thinking the same, @Tuneful. Gabe is the bitchy fake friend who likes to poison others' relationships. 

I may be a shiksa but Imma say it: yenta. 

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Bees52 said:

She thinks everyone is on her side when it comes to Yohan being the controlling one in their marriage.

And if we’re not on her side it’s because we are “jealous haters” 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

And if we’re not on her side it’s because we are “jealous haters” 

Because he's gorrrrrrrgeous!

[Eldemarge]

Gabe has become the Michael Benz of the Tell All.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Maybe it’s a function of age for me, but I simply refuse to defend myself if someone comes at me verbally. They can say what they want, I laugh and say, “Okay,” and show them that I don’t give a shit about what they think of me. I got good training dealing with my narcissistic personality disordered ex-husband.

[Gobi]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

Gabe has become the Michael Benz of the Tell All.

Reminds me of the fake cowboy with the Slovak (?) girlfriend.

Meanwhile, back at the dicks.

[Hotel Snarker]

Just now, Gobi said:

Reminds me of the fake cowboy with the Slovak (?) girlfriend.

Spaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhkles must be rolling around in his seat RN.

[Pepper Mostly]

Seriously? We have to do a deep dive into everyone's sex life? WHY

[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

(pats sofa) Come sit right here, I have a good spot right near the bar and the dessert station. Want a vodka and tonic? Or a piece of pie? 

Yes please! Pie :) 

[charmed1]

I want to see Mahmoud’s face during this horrible recap.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously? We have to do a deep dive into everyone's sex life? WHY

Gotta stretch this thing to 5 hours.

[Hotel Snarker]

Shaun please NO.

[Shelbie]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously? We have to do a deep dive into everyone's sex life? WHY

Haven’t we already heard all this crap about their sex lives ?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe it’s a function of age for me, but I simply refuse to defend myself if someone comes at me verbally. They can say what they want, I laugh and say, “Okay,” and show them that I don’t give a shit about what they think of me. I got good training dealing with my narcissistic personality disordered ex-husband.

I taught this exact technique to a support group for domestic violence! It works! Smart Auntie!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do we really need this? The sex talk was bad enough the first time around. Fortunately for us, VaLentine and Carlos aren’t on this 90 Day iteration.

[Eldemarge]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Seriously? We have to do a deep dive into everyone's sex life? WHY

For some reason, TLC thinks we're all salivating over the "sexy" parts of the couples' stories and WE NEVER EVER ARE.  They always get into this shit, don't they??

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Shelbie said:

Haven’t we already heard all this crap about their sex lives ?

Not enough, apparently. 

[For Cereals]

Ok just got to the Rishi parents part.  Them yelling at his mother is not okay!

Really the same as yelling at MsMood (TM Reality Gays).  This is their culture.  The idiots on stage chose not to spend 5 mins on Google to find out…

Shut up Gabe!  You can’t even have a discussion with your sister.

 

[Hotel Snarker]

So, TLC, you’re telling me you ran out of material…

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Guess Mama Rishi’s engagement prospects don’t interest him.

Because he wants a man. 

[Bees52]

So... is this why Tim and Veronica are here- representing the rest of PT? They just showed a lot of clips there. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

For some reason, TLC thinks we're all salivating over the "sexy" parts of the couples' stories and WE NEVER EVER ARE.  They always get into this shit, don't they??

Right? And they get worse and worse with every new season. It is so cringe.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Fortunately for us, VaLentine and Carlos aren’t on this 90 Day iteration.

Did you know they are both tops? 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do we really need this? The sex talk was bad enough the first time around. Fortunately for us, VaLentine and Carlos aren’t on this 90 Day iteration.

Did you know they are both tops? 

[Drogo]

Ding dong. 

[Doublemint]

Is anyone going to out Kris about drugs?   I'm here for it.

[Hotel Snarker]

This sucks.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Drogo said:

Ding dong. 

Isn't that a snack cake? 

[Frozendiva]

Half an hour left.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Is anyone going to out Kris about drugs?   I'm here for it.

I’ll put my money on Gabe, yenta extraordinaire.

[Shelbie]

They are all acting like 12 year olds giggling about sex. 

[Drogo]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Isn't that a snack cake? 

Danielle ate a big one. 

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Do we really need this? The sex talk was bad enough the first time around. Fortunately for us, VaLentine and Carlos aren’t on this 90 Day iteration.

But is Yohan a top though?

[charmed1]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Ding dong. 

Who’s there?

[magemaud]

Just now, Doublemint said:

Is anyone going to out Kris about drugs?   I'm here for it.

“Tell All” becomes “Intervention.” 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, Drogo said:

Ding dong. 

Everyone seems to have forgotten that it was Danielle who couldn't wait to breathlessly tell us all how generously endowed Johan was. "Its as big as my forearm!" she giggled. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Shelbie said:

They are all acting like 12 year olds giggling about sex. 

I am trying to imagine some of them. And it is not pretty.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Drogo said:

Danielle ate a big one. 

I was thinking the same. Chocolate, cream filled. 

[Drogo]

Just now, charmed1 said:

Who’s there?

Johan’s shling and Dibbie’s cobwebs. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Isn't that a snack cake? 

That's what Danielle said.

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Isn't that a snack cake? 

Yohan’s is a Devil Dog 

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Everyone seems to have forgotten that it was Danielle who couldn't wait to breathlessly tell us all how generously endowed Johan was. "Its as big as my forearm!" she giggled. 

she has pretty short forearms. The woman is like, 3'8".

[Drogo]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

I was thinking the same. Chocolate, cream filled. 

Then she introduced it to a Twinkie she used to eat. 

Got mad that the Hostess and Drake’s cakes didn’t get along. 

[Shelbie]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

“Tell All” becomes “Intervention.” 

I guess they got rid of Jen’s friend too soon. Isn’t she an interventionist ?

Edited May 22, 2023 by Shelbie

[Auntie Anxiety]

Jen’s friends prefer the HoHos.

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Drogo said:

Johan’s shling and Dibbie’s cobwebs. 

Debbie was probably swinging before Oussama. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, magemaud said:

“Tell All” becomes “Intervention.” 

Well that's handy, one of Jen's harpy friends is a "certified interventionist". Maybe she's still hanging out backstage? 

[Floatingbison]

8 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Maybe it’s a function of age for me, but I simply refuse to defend myself if someone comes at me verbally. They can say what they want, I laugh and say, “Okay,” and show them that I don’t give a shit about what they think of me. I got good training dealing with my narcissistic personality disordered ex-husband.

I don't even talk to most people.  I just stare through them, rock star style.