90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

Late to the party what did I miss?

[Bees52]

Did Jaymi always have a dog, or was she just so lonely without Kris?

[kacesq]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Late to the party what did I miss?

Absolutely nothing lol. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did her wedding ring just fly off her finger? That’s a bad omen, kids.

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Kris always has these non-specific explanations for her behavior. “Family issues.” Okay.

Her family wants to powerwash her $50,000 motorcycle before she falls asleep from narcolepsy.

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Late to the party what did I miss?

Welcome. Let me pour you a glass.

You will need it.

[kacesq]

So these two have been fighting since Kris left but they’ll fake it for the cameras. Healthy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Late to the party what did I miss?

That’s cute.

[kacesq]

Those tacky cheap earrings….I just can’t.

[Eldemarge]

I think I saw this blazer in "Godspell."

[CrazyInAlabama]

Kris's entire outfit is bizarre, but that hat is especially hideous with the rest of it. 

[magemaud]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Did Jaymi always have a dog, or was she just so lonely without Kris?

She had cute little Zoe before 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kris: “I know I love you ‘cause you make me nauseous.”

[GrammyPammy]

3 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Family issues, bank issues, legal issues, medication issues, employment issues….what will Kris’s excuse be tomorrow?

She will probably make up some tall tale about a motorcycle being stolen or something…

[Gobi]

Who has the bigger snout, Beaky or the dog?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Eldemarge said:

I think I saw this blazer in "Godspell."

Somebody legit had it on at the 70's tribute band (Motor Booty Affair) that I went to last night. Google them--they are genuine (unlike Kris).

[sainte-chapelle]

What the fuck is she wearing? Does she think she is Lady Sybil ?

[magemaud]

Just now, Gobi said:

Who has the bigger snout, Beaky or the dog?

The dog’s is definitely cuter 

[Baltimore Betty]

Magazine issues!!! That will be the next reason she has to go back home, magazine issues.

[Suzywriter]

I gotta admit Yohan is decent eye and ear candy. 

[magemaud]

Daddy issues! 

[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Who has the bigger snout, Beaky or the dog?

That dog is precious, leave him out of it!

[SunnyBeBe]

Day by Day…..Light of the World?….man, it’s coming back to me.  Lol

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

She will probably make up some tall tale about a motorcycle being stolen or something…

Speaking of, did they even film her in court for the motorcycle issue? Because THAT would have been comedy gold.

[Bees52]

Wow... Five minutes together and  they're not fighting yet? Well that's an improvement over the last time....

[Auntie Anxiety]

I’m going to camp out overnight on Thursday at the nearest movie theater showing The Book Club just so I can be assured of getting a ticket. I’m absolutely certain that it’s going to be a blockbuster. 🤣

[Doublemint]

She's disappointed it's smores and not cocaine - argument and painful neck to ensue.

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh crap, figures. I'm sick as a dog and doubt I can make the chat. I will do my best but I am fading fast. (I lay it at the feet of @Suzywriter, who must have breathed toward me from Maine). Snark on in my memory, friends!

Feel better!!! 

[magemaud]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Speaking of, did they even film her in court for the motorcycle issue? Because THAT would have been comedy gold.

Maybe she was on Judge Judy 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Doublemint said:

She's disappointed it's smores and not cocaine - argument and painful neck to ensue.

I’m old enough to remember that the last trip practically did her in. Wonder why she’s feeling so much better this time💊💉

[Tuneful]

Who NOSE how this is gonna turn out.

Every time the camera goes off center on Kris, I exclaim, "Why...she's breathtaking!" 

Just like that baby on "Seinfeld." 

OusammaLlama's sister is also breathtaking. As in really pretty, and really a good listener. Too bad SHE's not in the main cast. She is the soul of patience. But I'd like to see her also address his fantasies of being a poet or painter here--same as the prospects there, probably. 

Edited May 8, 2023 by Tuneful

[tvrox]

34 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

@Pepper MostlyDon’t make me have to tell Jen’s friends to give you a lecture on being there for your snark friends! Have some hot and sour soup to unclog the nasal passages!

Not nasal flossing? 

[Gobi]

"I apologise, Taylen. I'm sorry my penis is bigger than yours."

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan, Daniele isn’t going to take you to The Promised Land the US. If that’s what you want, find someone who can get you there.

Edited May 8, 2023 by Auntie Anxiety

[SunnyBeBe]

Why is it that with this show the proclamations don’t fit the demonstrations? Lol.  Not a lot of love vibes, imo.  

[GrammyPammy]

There is absolutely no reason for Yohan and Taylen to have any further contact. Ever.

[Eldemarge]

Alright, alright! A little somethin' for the ladies!

[judylo]

Too much basketball.

[Hotel Snarker]

Grrrrr….I think I may have been stricken with a case of “work sickness”. I had to pull an all nighter on Thursday just to prepare for the huge amount of meetings I would be having the next day…then all this weekend left me feeling like I didn’t want to do anything.

[kacesq]

These two should fall in love and ditch Danielle..

 

[tvrox]

36 minutes ago, GrammyPammy said:

Ducking in here to get my mind off things. I live in Allen, TX, the site of the latest mass shooting atrocity. Numb, traumatized, emotional…snarkers, take me away for a bit, please?

Oh my god. I'm so sorry. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, judylo said:

Too much basketball.

It’s a dick off.

[magemaud]

They must have shot hoops for hours. They started in daylight and now it’s dark! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

 all this weekend left me feeling like I didn’t want to do anything.

That’s me. Every day.

[Bees52]

Eh? Didn't Taylen win that little game of basketball? Seemed like he was getting all the baskets...

[Suzywriter]

Same game as Ari's husband Beeny wrestling with her ex husband\.

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

That’s me. Every day.

Me, too, Auntie! Good thing we are retired

[Hotel Snarker]

Taylen’s elevator doesn’t seem to go to the top floor.

[magemaud]

Kris’s nose is made for flossing 

[tvrox]

35 minutes ago, kacesq said:

May I be genuine for a moment and mention how much I love the community we’ve built over this show? Cause I do.❤️❤️

Same! Aw.