90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Bees52]

Cute cats but my nose and eyes are irritated just looking at so many of them. 

Or... it could be just the pollen in air here...

[Hotel Snarker]

She's not allowed to have WYIMMIN friends but she can adopt all the kitties?

[goofygirl]

2 minutes ago, Chloe Dog said:

I just lost my pussy cat today.  26 days after I lost my Chloe Dog.

I'm so, so sorry!!! Sending you big hugs.

[Pepper Mostly]

Nicole is totally worn down-she manages to croak out "It was so sweet of you to bring me here and let me pat the cats". She's thrown in the towel. She's done. 

[sainte-chapelle]

6 minutes ago, greekmom said:

you guys realize that we have gotten like 1 hour of total time with Debbie and Ousamma.

They are doomed

Edited April 24, 2023 by sainte-chapelle

[Zombness]

Mahmood the reason that Nicole can't adapt to Egypt is you.....not the country.

[charmed1]

Just now, Gobi said:

Where's Mustache Girl, did I miss her?

They’ve been showing her commercial all day during my Golden Girls marathon. 

[tvrox]

50 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Look at this big chomper of a crocodile I found from Petapixel. The photographer calls it Croczilla. 

This gator will be on the next season of 90 days... 

[My Girls]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

So sorry for your loss. Losing two pets in less than a month is heartbreaking.

Yeah, it's pretty bad.  I'm on a plane and outta here tomorrow.  The house is so empty.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

Where's Mustache Girl, did I miss her?

She seems to have been replaced by Jennifer Lopez vamping around in underwear.

[sainte-chapelle]

I am not allowed to go to the kitty cafe because I would come home with more cats

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, endure said:

I think if her front tooth was missing she wouldn't be so pretty.

But at least her eyes track together 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Dutch Paint Boy and Llama would have the perfect marriage if only they moved to the US.

[greekmom]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Where's Mustache Girl, did I miss her?

shhhhhhhh.

I hate that commercial and never want to see it again

[Hotel Snarker]

Nicole can't be happy in Egypt but she's sure Mockmood will be happy in the states.

Gawd, I HATE THESE TWO.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am not allowed to go to the kitty cafe because I would come home with more cats

there is a kitty cafe?

Do you know if there is a dog cafe?

[sainte-chapelle]

´I don’t know…they won’t accept me because I can’t legally beat you and hide your passport there’

[Zombness]

Ohhh here come Debbie!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Just now, greekmom said:

there is a kitty cafe?

Do you know if there is a dog cafe?

There is one in Stratford….hubby steered me away from the door…twice.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Mahmoud being in the States would be like an Amish kid on Rumspringa. He wouldn’t know what to do first!

[Hotel Snarker]

2 minutes ago, tvrox said:

This gator will be on the next season of 90 days... 

Compared to Darcey and Stacey, Gator looks like Miss Debbie.

Oh, and don’t forget it’s a crocodile. I know you’re not the only one with the hilarious confusion.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am not allowed to go to the kitty cafe because I would come home with more cats

Houseguest's cat has finally warmed to my husband, who is on cloud nine as a result. He's been wooing that cat for months. Now the kitty goes up to his studio and sits on his chair, follows him around the house looking for treats, and has started sitting on his lap! For a very timid kitty who does not like strangers, especially men, this is real progress. He still runs for the hills when my son comes over. 

[tvrox]

47 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Holy shit! I didn’t know she’s an “interventionist” before I wrote the above! Hahaha

Who knew that was an actual thing?? Also if this woman is an interventionist, I would keep doing drugs, LOL. 

[sainte-chapelle]

WTF Oussama…you are showing your hand way too early dude.

[Pepper Mostly]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

WTF Oussama…you are showing your hand way too early dude.

He's young yet. He needs to learn the love rat ropes. 

[My Girls]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

WTF Oussama…you are showing your hand way too early dude.

He'll do better with his next Debbie.

[charmed1]

Mahmoud and Oussama move to the U.S. and live with Mohammed in his 18 wheeler and eat cheesecake on the lanai. The spin-off I didn’t know I needed.

[greekmom]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

WTF Oussama…you are showing your hand way too early dude.

Bet if he told Debbie how much he wants to study in the States, do better with his poetry, writing, etc. she would have booked 2 plane tickets for tomorrow

[endure]

Danielle gets uglier every week, she would scare the crap out of me if she were a guy.  Another one is the gun toting lesbian, she scares me period!  They both are malignant narcissists.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, Chloe Dog said:

He'll do better with his next Debbie.

The learning curve.

[magemaud]

Jeymi has a LAW degree! 
“Jeymi's LinkedIn reveals that she studied at the University of Carabobo, where she graduated with a law degree. She gained her education from 2008 to 2013 while still in Venezuela. Nowadays, she resides in Bogota, the Capital District of Colombia, and has built a great life for herself, working for top companies over the past few years. However, Jeymi has not settled down with a company for years, which may hint that she prefers changing her job every so often.”

[Pepper Mostly]

Could it be donkey, at long last??

[Gobi]

Could it be donkey time?!

[goofygirl]

I sense.... DONKEY TIME!!!!

[Pepper Mostly]

FAMiLY FARM! BINGO! I HAVE BINGO!

[Drogo]

Here the fuck we go!

[Baltimore Betty]

My husband had to tell me about the paint cans in the garage during Nicole and Makmewd's scene, did I miss much other than too many cats in a cage and her wanting to go back to LA?  I feel like her wanting to go back to LA is old news but now it is bigger and with cats.

[tvrox]

46 minutes ago, Shelbie said:

Maybe Danielle will kick around a watermelon tonight.

Is that a euphemism for a certain part of Johan's body? LOL 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Debbie just woke my dog up.

[Pepper Mostly]

"We need to have a sit down, serious talk!" 
"Here, lets sit on these donkeys"

[greekmom]

i am glad the donkey kicks her off after she sings to the ass.

[Zombness]

Yayyyy!!  Donkey time!!!

[Hotel Snarker]

I took my daughter to a cat cafe on Friday and it was cool. The cats were more interested in her stroller.

[Bees52]

She's a donkey whisperer?!!  Debbie!

It's happening!!!

[sainte-chapelle]

Lollll I can’t…this singing to the donkey scene is gold…please replace Ange with Debbie

[greekmom]

hahahahahaha

she's clearly off her bonkers.

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

This week, I need to work “I speak the language of donkeys” into a conversation.

[kacesq]

She doesn’t have a butt???

[Auntie Anxiety]

I need to rewind and play that back in slow motion.

[Pepper Mostly]

Oh I need a cigarette now. Thank you reality TV gods.