90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Gobi]

There once was a man named Ousama

Whose date looked like his granmama

His poem for her

Went by in a blur

And spared him additional drama.

[Frozendiva]

Just now, kacesq said:

Hold my bones….

swoon!

And throw them in the compost bag.

[Hotel Snarker]

Hold my bones? I AM DYING ON THE FLOOR!

[Auntie Anxiety]

When does Osama urinate on Debbie’s self- respect?

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Gobi said:

There once was a man named Ousama

Whose date looked like his granmama

His poem for her

Went by in a blur

And spared him additional drama.

Snap, snap, snap, snap

[Suzywriter]

 

Just now, Gobi said:

There once was a man named Ousama

Whose date looked like his granmama

His poem for her

Went by in a blur

And spared him additional drama.

SNAP SNAP SNAP SNAP!

[judylo]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

Hmm... there's every chance Debbie was a member of the Beat Generation and a hippie. I'm sure this poetry reading brings back memories for her... snaps fingers

She’s too young for that! Unless she’s lying about her age.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Hold my bones? I AM DYING ON THE FLOOR!

Looks like he has quite a bone to hold, too. 

[magemaud]

5 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Small story:  I went to Toronto once and tried to buy sho

Speaking of shoes, there’s a fascinating Shoe MUSEUM in Toronto! 

[sainte-chapelle]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

I see L’Intervalle on the shopping channel. Am curious.

I am embarrassed to say I don’t know what that is lol

[GrammyPammy]

Debbie has on a jeweled tiara in the close-up. Of course she does! 
Oussama is her tall, cool glass of water. 

 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Looks like he has quite a bone to hold, too. 

Holding your bones is better in Turkey.

[Suzywriter]

Just now, magemaud said:

Speaking of shoes, there’s a fascinating Shoe MUSEUM in Toronto! 

OOOOOOOH!!!!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, magemaud said:

Speaking of shoes, there’s a fascinating Shoe MUSEUM in Toronto! 

Bata Shoe Museum

[Eldemarge]

Just now, magemaud said:

Speaking of shoes, there’s a fascinating Shoe MUSEUM in Toronto! 

Oh, I know! I've been there!  It was the first place my friend took me to on my first visit! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Great. Now we can watch Daniele trying to emasculate Johan once again. He doesn’t want to go, dearie. Stop being a bitch.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

I am embarrassed to say I don’t know what that is lol

Eastern Canada shoe store. My prospects out west are poor.

[Hotel Snarker]

Danielle finds a new way to display to us that she’s a selfish asshole 🙄

[Zombness]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

She’s too young for that! Unless she’s lying about her age.

Too young???    If she is older than 65, yes, she was a hippie.  Her wardrobe, the way she speaks and acts is of love, peace and happiness....a hippie.

Edited April 10, 2023 by Zombness
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[Baltimore Betty]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Eastern Canada shoe store. My prospects out west are poor.

Yeah but shoes are better in Turkey.

[Eldemarge]

I would like to read a poem about Danielle.

 

Bitch.

Selfish.

Nobody likes you twaaaaaaat

(hits a bongo)

[judylo]

God, that white skirt!

[Frozendiva]

Just now, Baltimore Betty said:

Yeah but shoes are better in Turkey.

Actually, Italy. My feet like Italian ones.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Speaking of shoes, there’s a fascinating Shoe MUSEUM in Toronto! 

The building is made out of rubber soles, right?

[LEILANI2]

Yea we get it, you're trans.  Can we move on yet.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Johan, shove Daniele out the door and speed away.

[GrammyPammy]

2 minutes ago, judylo said:

She’s too young for that! Unless she’s lying about her age.

Getting Maynard G Krebs vibes from Oussama! 
Dobie Gillis series ran from 1959-63 so she may have been in on the tail end of the beat stuff.

[sainte-chapelle]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Eastern Canada shoe store. My prospects out west are poor.

I usually go to the Eaton Centre shoulder season and look for sales. They have a Sketchers store with a great selection.

[magemaud]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Bata Shoe Museum

https://batashoemuseum.ca/

[LEILANI2]

Danielle has gotten chubby. 

[charmed1]

Dinyell, Jr. wants him to be jealous so badly. I wonder which PA she’s going to hire to play the part of her jealous ex. Big Ed? Coltee? Sojaboy?

[Suzywriter]

Just now, Zombness said:

Too young???    If she is older than 65, yes, she was a hippie.  He wardrobe, the way she speaks and acts is of love, peace and happiness....a hippie.

All that I can think of is the beatnik episode of Petticoat Junction. 
Disclaimer: I was 5 when I saw it, but I remember it. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Eldemarge said:

I would like to read a poem about Danielle.

 

Bitch.

Selfish.

Nobody likes you twaaaaaaat

(hits a bongo)

Don’t eat OR hold my bones.

Como se dice “consequences” en espanol?

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Danielle has gotten chubby. 

It’s the honeymoon 20.

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, LEILANI2 said:

Danielle has gotten chubby. 

She looks like she has put on ten pounds each week…

[Suzywriter]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t eat OR hold my bones.

Como se dice “consequences” en espanol?

"consequences" en espanol? Daniele.

[Pepper Mostly]

8 minutes ago, Gobi said:

There once was a man named Ousama

Whose date looked like his granmama

His poem for her

Went by in a blur

And spared him additional drama.

Aaaaaaaand @Gobi wins the internet today. 

[Zombness]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

Don’t eat OR hold my bones.

Como se dice “consequences” en espanol?

Se dice "consequencias",.......

[magemaud]

3 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Too young???    If she is older than 65, yes, she was a hippie.  Her wardrobe, the way she speaks and acts is of love, peace and happiness....a hippie.

I’m 72, 4 years older than Debbie, and grew up during the hippie movement but was too young to be a beatnik. 

[Zombness]

I have to give it to Danielle that she took the time to learn Spanish.....other than that .... nothing more.

[GrammyPammy]

The Milk Bone commercial made me LOL!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, magemaud said:

I’m 72, 4 years older than Debbie, and grew up during the hippie movement but was too young to be a beatnik. 

I wasn’t a beatnik but I was well-aware of the movement. 

That naan looked delicious. Maybe I’ll get some Indian takeout tomorrow.

[Zombness]

Just now, magemaud said:

I’m 72, 4 years older than Debbie, and grew up during the hippie movement but was too young to be a beatnik. 

 

Just now, magemaud said:

I’m 72, 4 years older than Debbie, and grew up during the hippie movement but was too young to be a beatnik. 

Debbie is too young to be a beatnik but to be a hippie, no doubt about it.  

[GrammyPammy]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

have to give it to Danielle that she took the time to learn Spanish.....other than that .... nothing more.

Isn’t she a high school Spanish teacher?

[tvrox]

52 minutes ago, Eldemarge said:

Good evening!  I am a Taurus and this month, I am attracting love because of my sign being in Venus or something.  And I'm supposed to "watch my finances this month." But it's my birthday month!  I don't like that. I need to buy a stupidly-expensive perfume...

 

Happy birthday!!! 

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Yea we get it, you're trans.  Can we move on yet.

I'm sure he'd like nothing more. But some Sharp PA keeps threatening to withhold his paycheck if he doesn't refer to it every 30 minutes. 

[Baltimore Betty]

5 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Actually, Italy. My feet like Italian ones.

I bought a nice pair of sandals in Capri a zillion years ago, they died a slow death as I did not want to part with them but finally did, what a great excuse to go back.

My husband and I were in Rome a couple of years ago but he cramps my style when I want to shop, he looks at price tags, lol. 

[Zombness]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Isn’t she a high school Spanish teacher?

I don't know...  She was a techer but I do not know what she taught.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

That naan looked delicious. Maybe I’ll get some Indian takeout tomorrow.

I make naan all the time, its a cinch. 

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

I have to give it to Danielle that she took the time to learn Spanish.....other than that .... nothing more.

Como se dice “Fuck you Daniele, you’re an asshole” en espanol?