90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

I know I isn’t work but this is how I feel

[Pepper Mostly]

That baby is just as cute as can be. I always squee when she comes on. 

[tvrox]

1 hour ago, Frozendiva said:

Something on Twitter just popped up about Ella - looks like she is looking for someone new.

Let me guess. He's Asian. 

[endure]

8 minutes ago, Armchair Critic said:

Why does she insist on having her nasty looking chest and arms hanging out. She would look a bit better if she would dress differently.

She thinks she's gorgeous and so hot, delusional I think lol

[Tuneful]

They're an odd, cold couple (J and Yara). Wouldn't you hug and kiss your partner when this great news you'd been waiting for forever came? 

And Jovi's doing everything he can to bum her out. 

[Frozendiva]

2 minutes ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Beige…really Yara?

Thought it would be white, like the furniture and diamonds.

[Suzywriter]

7 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Meri looks rougher every season 

I'm waiting for her to come out.

[sainte-chapelle]

This is sad, knowing what is coming

[LEILANI2]

Yara's favorite color is beige because it matches her personality.

[Hotel Snarker]

These two are a couple of ball busters. We may think he’s acting like an ass but Yara finds him amusing and gives it right back. I think they have very few serious problems in their relationship.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly still has to tell us every detail of their sexcapades because she thinks we give a shit and she has no filter.

[Pepper Mostly]

10 minutes ago, LEILANI2 said:

Kimbally acts like she's in a sitcom.

Maybe that's her endgame. "She's a lonely middle aged American woman! He's a 30ish Nigerian rapper! Watch the wacky hijinks as they embark on their cockeyed romance!"

[kacesq]

Such passion between these two.

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

I think they have very few serious problems in their relationship

Hence the trumped-up drama with Gwen

[Gobi]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

These two are a couple of ball busters. We may think he’s acting like an ass but Yara finds him amusing and gives it right back. I think they have very few serious problems in their relationship.

In their talking heads they seem genuinely happy.

[Armchair Critic]

LMAO Usman got out of sex again. 

[LEILANI2]

Kimbally got the yammy yammy or not?

Edited September 12, 2022 by LEILANI2

[Auntie Anxiety]

Do these couples ever do anything having to do with cultural activities? Yeah, who am I kidding? Never mind.

[magemaud]

I thought Usman said they had anal sex when he said “in a rear” 

Edited September 12, 2022 by magemaud

[sainte-chapelle]

Kim was in the military ?

[GrammyPammy]

Kimbelly was U. S. Army Airborne? Now THAT impresses me!

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Maybe that's her endgame. "She's a lonely middle aged American woman! He's a 30ish Nigerian rapper! Watch the wacky hijinks as they embark on their cockeyed romance!"

🎵But they're cousins! Non-identical cousins!🎶

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I thought Usman said they had anal sex 

We really need a barf reaction button

[LEILANI2]

It just occurred to me that Jamal's dad must have been super gorgeous with excellent genes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Kim was in the military ?

Scary, right?

[Gobi]

Just now, GrammyPammy said:

Kimbelly was U. S. Army Airborne? Now THAT impresses me!

She was. They showed a picture from back then and she was actually attractive.

[Armchair Critic]

Just now, LEILANI2 said:

It just occurred to me that Jamal's dad must have been super gorgeous with excellent genes.

I can see Kimbelly in his face. She actually looks masculine herself.

[Auntie Anxiety]

In theory, Kimbelly thinks she’ll be okay about a second or third wife. That ship will sail away quickly.

[charmed1]

How is it only 9:45?!

[endure]

4 minutes ago, Gobi said:

In their talking heads they seem genuinely happy.

Pillow talk too.... they seem fine.

[GrammyPammy]

Ugh, Kimbelly has reverted to the Hideous Hairstyle.
Who is she kidding, she will NEVER allow Soja to have a second wife!

[Armchair Critic]

If you think Meri was a bitch being the first wife you ain't seen nothing yet. Kimbelly would never be able to handle her jealousy.

[Bees52]

Can't we get to being a wife at all, before worrying about Usman getting a second spouse?

[Zombness]

When Kimberly comes to Nigeria.....Usman that means that you are not getting a green card.    

[GrammyPammy]

Liz: “She looks like she has no neck.”

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kimbelly is practicing her flouncing, getting ready for the Tell All in a couple of months.

[sainte-chapelle]

Y’all, my 76  year old mother drank a bottle of wine and told me how when she was in her 20s she hung out at biker bars and hung out with minority groups and gays  (unusual then) and if ppl didn’t like it told them to fuck off and told stories about what happened…I googled it and it was true. My elderly quiet and thoughtful mother was a badass bitch. I had no idea.

Edited September 12, 2022 by sainte-chapelle

[charmed1]

The irony of Liz saying that girl looks like she has no neck. Them’s fighting words to an Egg.

[Frozendiva]

Humpty Dumpty may have a great fall.

[Gobi]

Two doggies!

[Frozendiva]

No puppy kindergarten classes or helping the dog with the anxiety?

[GrammyPammy]

Just now, Frozendiva said:

Humpty Dumpty may have a great fall.

We can only hope.

It’s kind of scary that these two incompetent nincompoops are responsible for two dogs.

[Mindthinkr]

Two dogs or too dawgs 😂

[Auntie Anxiety]

Being a dog owner means not asking your dog to do something. You tell your dog to do something.

[sainte-chapelle]

«  séparation anxiety » …Jesus take the wheel. Ed cannot allow Liz to speak independently for one second because it is all about Ed all of the time….emotionally exhausting.

[Pepper Mostly]

Now Liz says "go potty" too. There is not enough ugh in the world for these two. 

Yeah, Ed you were a successful fashion photographer. And I am the Queen of Romania. 

I want the names of the "fashion magazines" whose covers you graced with your fine art. 

Edited September 12, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[magemaud]

Leon and Leah? Well at least when they inevitably split, each can keep one dog 

[Frozendiva]

Why is this photoshoot at night?

[Hotel Snarker]

I’m gonna tell my puppy she needs to mop my floor. See how well that goes.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Liz is very puffy. Anti-depressants, alcohol or both.