kacesq July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 But you Kobe can move away from your entire country, family, etc but I...Queen Emily...cannot leave my enabling parents and free rent. 3 9 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 I look at prices for apartments in other places all the time. It doesn’t mean I’m moving anytime soon. 1 1 7 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Hey Emily, Ohio doesn’t want you and we ain’t fussy 1 8 5 Link to comment
GrammyPammy July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Emily…acts like she just accidentally stumbled upon the iPad…yet she would had to look up the search history. Gaslighting biyotch. 11 Link to comment
Mr. Miner July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said: Freddie Mercury wrote a song about her and her fat bottom Get on your bike and ride! 1 2 2 Link to comment
Gobi July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said: Freddie Mercury wrote a song about her and her fat bottom Spinal Tap - 🎵Talk about mud flaps my girl's got em!🎶 1 1 2 2 Link to comment
kacesq July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 What state is Emily in? And what kind of jobs are there for idiot Kobe? 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said: Looks like Kobe’s gotten comfortable with the livestock, which is good because he’s never going to be allowed to leave there, except over Emily’s dead body. He's the only one doing any work now. Emily's dad wants him to earn his keep. Emily. Girl. Switch to decaf. He opened a link! 7 Link to comment
Frozendiva July 25, 2022 Author Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said: I look at prices for apartments in other places all the time. It doesn’t mean I’m moving anytime soon. I've looked at hotel rates in cities. Doesn't mean I am planning a vacation. 6 Link to comment
magemaud July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said: How about four weddings and a funeral instead? I vote for Bilal for the funeral 1 8 2 Link to comment
kacesq July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Hey Emily...all of this you could’ve learned if you an actual relationship and not a fling? 5 Link to comment
mmecorday July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Quote Spinal Tap - 🎵Talk about mud flaps my girl's got em!🎶 🎶How can I leave this behind?🎶 😄 1 3 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, endure said: You're right, she kind of looks and acts like her, Mary Kay Leterneau (sp) - she died I think Wikipedia says she died in 2020, of colorectal cancer. That was a sad mess. 1 1 2 1 Link to comment
ExMathMajor July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Angry Moldovan said: Hey Emily, Ohio doesn’t want you and we ain’t fussy That's right! Stay the fuck out of our state! (Actually, Kobe, you can come and bring Koban.) 6 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 "I love him with everything in me. But he needs to learn to do as he's told." 1 1 1 1 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Kobe leaves his country behind and Emily won’t leave her parents’ house. 2 9 Link to comment
LEILANI2 July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 7 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said: We had one wedding, and we still have 4 or 5 weeks left. Is that a wedding a week for the rest of the season? Will Jibroni and Miona drive to Joshua Tree for the next 3 weeks, like Kenny drove to Mexico for most of Season 1? I don't get the pacing. 4-5 weeks left. I guarantee it will be all more prenup conversations. Just so you know there's no assholes like Emily on the new UK version, she's really made this season unwatchable. 8 Link to comment
GrammyPammy July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 OMG, Kara did not correct Guillermo’s wedding vows! Well, of course she did… 10 1 Link to comment
RichiesOlderBro July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said: Kobe leaves his country behind and Emily won’t leave her parents’ house. Emily’s parents are paying for everything and she would have to get a job if they moved out. 6 Link to comment
GrammyPammy July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, kacesq said: What state is Emily in? And what kind of jobs are there for idiot Kobe? Small-town Kansas. And…none. 9 Link to comment
magemaud July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, kacesq said: What state is Emily in? And what kind of jobs are there for idiot Kobe? State of Delusion. Kobe is a certified International Underwear Model 1 10 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 9.39 and I’m still awake. You guys are the best snarkers around 3 9 Link to comment
Suzywriter July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 3 minutes ago, Frozendiva said: I've looked at hotel rates in cities. Doesn't mean I am planning a vacation. I look at house prices everywhere, even though I'm pretty much stuck in Maine for a work contract. 6 Link to comment
Doublemint July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 I'm voting Emily off the island! Oh, wait, wrong show... 2 8 2 Link to comment
Suzywriter July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, GrammyPammy said: Small-town Kansas. And…none. What do you mean, none? Everybody in Kansas wears underwear! 1 9 2 Link to comment
Frozendiva July 25, 2022 Author Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, magemaud said: State of Delusion. Kobe is a certified International Underwear Model Which opens a lot of doors in Nowhere, Kansas. 3 2 Link to comment
Straycat80 July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Wait…didn’t Cesar Milan get into trouble for training dogs the wrong way or something? 3 Link to comment
Suzywriter July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said: Kobe leaves his country behind and Emily won’t leave her parents’ house. She won't have backup bullies if she moves...even though Daddy Emily would really like those black people to live somewhere else. 2 1 5 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Drinking DURING the actual vows. That’s an interesting idea. 1 6 1 Link to comment
Angry Moldovan July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Try not to fall over Kara, you look a tad tipsy 4 2 Link to comment
TMI July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Here comes the Bride...Kara staggers down the aisle. 1 1 6 Link to comment
Hotel Snarker July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 At least Porn Stache showed up to the wedding. 3 2 Link to comment
Straycat80 July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Are Kara and Guillermo getting married in a cafeteria? 1 9 Link to comment
mmecorday July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Kara's mom's dress is so pretty! If I had a child who was getting married, I'd want to wear something like that. 4 Link to comment
Pepper Mostly July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 6 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said: Here's an excerpt from a recent interview with one of the producers: Do you see that growing even more? Could we see a trans person or non-binary person on the show? Stay tuned! A transgender story is high on the list. We would love to find a Deaf couple or a blind couple; we’d love to find a teenager or an extremely visual couple, like two very tall people, or an octogenarian dating an octogenarian. It’s really, really, really important to us to feature all types of couples. I can state with complete confidence that I do not believe one word of this. They like to have the same old stories, over and over again. White woman finds studly African man. Old creepy. skeevy perv finds much younger woman from a desperately poor country. Non Muslim woman finds Muslim man (oh noes! Culture clash!) Country boy/city girl. and on and on. 2 1 6 Link to comment
ExMathMajor July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Where the HELL is this ceremony happening? 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva July 25, 2022 Author Share July 25, 2022 Kara's dress needs a statement necklace. 1 4 Link to comment
kacesq July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Nobody thought to bring tissues or a handkerchief? 5 Link to comment
Zombness July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Oh Guillermo your dream or your nightmare!!!!! 2 2 Link to comment
Doublemint July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Kara's Mom is a beauty. The dip over the forehead of Kara's is really unfortunate, pulled back it would have been lovely. 7 Link to comment
Auntie Anxiety July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 Guillermo reads the vows that Kara wrote for him. 5 5 Link to comment
Frozendiva July 25, 2022 Author Share July 25, 2022 Kara, you and Guillermo have karma to work out. 3 Link to comment
Gobi July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 "I thought we met randomly, then I remembered that I'm never randomly drunk." 3 1 Link to comment
kacesq July 25, 2022 Share July 25, 2022 1 minute ago, ExMathMajor said: Where the HELL is this ceremony happening? I think someone said it’s a beer garden? 3 Link to comment
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