90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Bees52]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are they all acting like Miona is some kind of heinous combination of Lady Macbeth, Yoko Ono and Lucrezia Borgia? Jibri's parents are sitting there looking like they're heading to their own executions because Jibri is getting married. 

I don't get their reaction, either. They're both adults. If they want to marry, then let them. And if it's a bad decision, again, let them make that mistake, and learn from it.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Do Jibrib and Moana know that they need a permit to get married at Joshua Tree National Park?  There is some planning that has to take place, what are the odds these two nitwits actually do the paperwork.

Never fear. Either that was the plan all along and they've already lined that up, or they'll just get married in some frowzy, cruddy park like most of the feebs on this gaping hell mouth of a show. 

1 minute ago, OoogleEyes said:

I'm already dozing off. I don't know if I'm going to make it, friends! Call 911!

Hang in there! We believe in you! 

1 minute ago, Shelbie said:

Guillermo looks 12 years old with his new haircut.

He got what my father used to call "a regular boy's haircut".

[sainte-chapelle]

4 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Why are they all acting like Miona is some kind of heinous combination of Lady Macbeth, Yoko Ono and Lucrezia Borgia? Jibri's parents are sitting there looking like they're heading to their own executions because Jibri is getting married. 

Because he is a man child that mommy wants to keep under her thumb 

[Pepper Mostly]

WHAT ON EARTH IS KARA WEARING?

[Gobi]

"There's just one thing. Would you mind being sober for the wedding?"

[Auntie Anxiety]

Kara doesn’t do anything without having a cocktail first.

[sainte-chapelle]

“Who have you been talking to?!?!” Yea not a good look Kara

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Bees52 said:

I don't get their reaction, either. They're both adults. If they want to marry, then let them. And if it's a bad decision, again, let them make that mistake, and learn from it.

They act like she's some sort of fire breathing hateful horror show. She's been respectful and patient with all of their idiocy from jump! Meanwhile they've treated her like she has a  weeping contagious skin disease. 

[Grifter Lives]

Guillermo did not have TLC friends, because Kara won't let him.  She was shocked that he talked to "people."

[Baltimore Betty]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

WHAT ON EARTH IS KARA WEARING?

She looks like she came from a wedding hair and makeup trial.

[Hotel Snarker]

She gave Guillermo a 6 year old’s haircut.

[Auntie Anxiety]

When she said she respected him, she looked to the side. She has no respect for him whatsoever.

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

They act like she's some sort of fire breathing hateful horror show. She's been respectful and patient with all of their idiocy from jump! Meanwhile they've treated her like she has a  weeping contagious skin disease. 

And they probably are the ones who sponsored her for the fiance visa.  Or, at the minimum, they knew that she was coming here on a fiance visa and had 90 days to marry once she arrived.

[Gobi]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

  weeping contagious skin disease. 

Another new TLC show.

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Hotel Snarker said:

She gave Guillermo a 6 year old’s haircut.

Perfect for picture day at school.

[goofygirl]

13 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

What provision is there for Shaheeda if Bile cheats? Or leaves? 

There isn't one, obviously.  That's why this lady needs an attorney STAT!

[Hotel Snarker]

I think his feelings are valid though.

[Pepper Mostly]

Guillermo is behaving like an adult, Kara is acting like a spoiled teenager. 
"I don't treat you like an idiot, you addlepated peabrain!"

[OoogleEyes]

I just want to *smack* her

[Auntie Anxiety]

Did I tell you all that I bought a milk frother? Eight dollars and it changed my life.

[Grifter Lives]

Every week, Kara reminds us that she's such an iconoclast.  She's the life of the party, charismatic, etc.

Right now, she's Popeye: I yam who I yam.

[tvrox]

33 minutes ago, Baltimore Betty said:

This day three of my Covid, my brain fog is not too bad, no horrific symptoms except I am very tired and want to nap all the time and I cannot tell you how excited I was looking forward to this show and the snarky posts from everyone...you guys really are a sort of life line or some sort of community and I thank you all for the entertainment you continue to give me.

Feel better! 

[CSunshine76]

God Kara is a beyotch! 

[Zombness]

Kara is so fickle, I want to slap her.      Guillermo, pack your bags and leave..........................

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They act like she's some sort of fire breathing hateful horror show. She's been respectful and patient with all of their idiocy from jump! Meanwhile they've treated her like she has a  weeping contagious skin disease. 

I feel like she has been more respectful to them than I would have been.

[greekmom]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did I tell you all that I bought a milk frother? Eight dollars and it changed my life.

Been looking for one. Can you shoot the link?

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did I tell you all that I bought a milk frother? Eight dollars and it changed my life.

It is a wonder isn't it! I have gifted a frother to people, I don't want to brag but I change lives. 

[Grifter Lives]

What, exactly, has Mohammed done for the first 25 years of his life that he has such urgency now?

[Straycat80]

Why is Mohamed texting Yve when he’s right in the kitchen? 

[Pepper Mostly]

I cannot even with Kara. What a selfish little piece of work. Surprised she didn't bang on the table and start yelling "prostitution whore!"

[RichiesOlderBro]

Yve is starting to figure out Mohammed just wants his Greencard. 

[Zombness]

Ive, dump Mo, send him packing home............................

[Frozendiva]

Yve, your hot young fiance with dead eyes and a serial killer conduct, cares only about his Green Card.

[tvrox]

He's texting her while they're in the same house?! And this proves he's just in the marriage for the green card. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, greekmom said:

Been looking for one. Can you shoot the link?

I’ll look for it later and send you a message.

[greekmom]

I hate Mo but I believe him that Yve promised him that they would get married right away as soon as he got State side.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

I just want to *smack* her

Line to the left! No pushing!

[CrazyInAlabama]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

Yve is starting to figure out Mohammed just wants his Greencard. 

And to import his mother.   I wonder if he's researched how long it will be before he can import his mother?  

[CSunshine76]

At least Mohammad straight up admits he’s only here for the green card. Dude could not care less about getting married!

[Zombness]

I thought Bile was bad........................but Mo is worse...................

[magemaud]

I had to stop and screenshot Kara’s middle finger tattoo because I thought it said “hot pussy” but I guess it’s “not fussy” Darn! 

[Gobi]

This is why one doesn't bring vacation dick home.

[Grifter Lives]

Mohammed: If you didn't want to take care of me, you shouldn't have [brought] me here.  

Also, Mohammed: I need my green card stat so that I can start to work (code for "bring my mommy here).

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, greekmom said:

I hate Mo but I believe him that Yve promised him that they would get married right away as soon as he got State side.

I wonder if there are other people involved that are dependent on Mohammed getting his Greencard?

[greekmom]

Is it me or does Yve's house kind of stuck in the 80s?

The kitchen looked a bit outdated.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Yve was never asked to her high school proms, so she needs to do the whole nine yards wedding.

Edited July 11, 2022 by Auntie Anxiety

[Baltimore Betty]

Just now, tvrox said:

He's texting her while they're in the same house?! And this proves he's just in the marriage for the green card. 

My husband's nephew and his first wife would text from one room to another, right before they separated, I'm looking at you Yve and Mo.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Zombness said:

I thought Bile was bad........................but Mo is worse...................

No.  Bile remains the worse.  But, this season, they're all so awful that it's a tight competition.  Mohammed is the worst of the foreign fiances.

[greekmom]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I wonder if there are other people involved that are dependent on Mohammed getting his Greencard?

besides Mom? Yeah I think his whole family

[Welshman in Ca]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

I had to stop and screenshot Kara’s middle finger tattoo because I thought it said “hot pussy” but I guess it’s “not fussy” Darn! 

It looks like FUSSE