90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Frozendiva said:

Kara needs to take him to a football or hockey game.

I vote ice hockey. 

[OoogleEyes]

9 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We whaled on him with out handbags and he went running. How's that?

10/10 would watch this sitcom 

[mmecorday]

To ease the sting of the death of Guillermo's brother's death, she takes him to a rodeo and buys him some nachos. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Kara should have brought a balloon arch for the rodeo.

[Frozendiva]

Why is a nice guy like Guillermo with a girl like Kara?

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Frozendiva said:

Yeah, hot dogs, burgers and nachos are not Venezuelan food.

They're flipping the script at Sharp! The "weird food" segment is being turned inside out. 

Oh, here we go. Kara and Guillermo will have their wedding in some sad, crappy park, with ten guests. 

[mmecorday]

Maybe they can get married at the rodeo.

[Gobi]

As long as the wedding has an open bar, Kara will be happy.

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I like Guillermo. He's sweet. Kara's a bitch and she almost surely has a drinking/drug problem. She's so....hectic. 

I like him too. I wish he could have some time to find himself before throwing in with this controlling bitch.

[TMI]

4 minutes ago, Zombness said:

Is she pregnant or is it COVID???

or just sick of  bini and being a mother!

[For Cereals]

11 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Me! I have not! Not once, not ever! I have cleaned kids off with hand lotion, dew off of grass, rain water, tea, and even puddle water, but NEVER have I used a body secretion!! 

Spit bath, I have received, but I remember working with this lady who seemed perplexed that our other coworker had baby nail clippers on her registry.  She said “you just chew them off.”  I was like, “were you raised in the wild?”

Edited July 4, 2022 by For Cereals

[Frozendiva]

Kara, you just need a nice dress for the JP, some food and drink.

[Trackdawg]

13 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

This Bini and Leandro storyline is outside of my suspension of disbelief boundaries.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're flipping the script at Sharp! The "weird food" segment is being turned inside out. 

Oh, here we go. Kara and Guillermo will have their wedding in some sad, crappy park, with ten guests. 

Maybe the wedding will be like the class reunion.

[Gobi]

Tonight, Belial adds passive aggression to his repertoire.

[Grifter Lives]

In case we didn't know, Bile is Blessed.  See the pillow.  Word Art rules.

[Doublemint]

Bilous is "quite sour" like a sour patch kid.

[Zombness]

And now....Mr. Drama ...Bilal!!

[Auntie Anxiety]

There is no way in fucking hell that I would put up with this sullen asshole, BileDuct. See you, douchebag.

[Hotel Snarker]

This emotional music for Vile Bile is simply hilarious.

[Frozendiva]

So after taking Shaeeda to do stuff she doesn't like, he doesn't want to do yoga?

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

I like Guillermo. He's sweet. Kara's a bitch and she almost surely has a drinking/drug problem. She's so....hectic. 

Yeah, I wondered if she was imbibing in more than alcohol myself. 

[Bees52]

Woah- whatever is going on with Bilal is SERIOUS. He's laid out full on that couch, risking  pins and all!

I hope he gets pricked by one!

[Mindthinkr]

Why am I so hungry? Am I having pretend pregnancy cravings? (I’m post menopausal) or was it the nachos at the rodeo. I’ll be pissed if this episode costs me a few pounds 😡

[Grifter Lives]

That background in Bile's talking heads has to be a screen saver.  It's blurry.  He can't even pawn off a model home.  I hate him.

[Gobi]

"She has her own goals in life. What's up with that?"

[Hotel Snarker]

Hey Bile, BE GRATEFUL.

[rideashire]

Why is this grown man pouting like a tiny child? Girl, run. Leave him you can do better.

[Mr. Miner]

What a dismal life!

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, Mindthinkr said:

I vote ice hockey. 

Oh, me too! I love ice hockey. An old beau of mine had season tickets to the Bruins with two of his friends, and very often one or the other of them couldn't make it so I got to go. I loved it. That was in the 70's when no one wore helmets and there were lots of fights. 

3 minutes ago, mmecorday said:

To ease the sting of the death of Guillermo's brother's death, she takes him to a rodeo and buys him some nachos. 

She is just such a nurturing, caring person. 

Just now, OneGuy said:

Maybe the wedding will be like the class reunion.

The wedding will make the class reunion look like the Vanity Fair Oscars after party.

[OneGuy]

Bilal will try to take control of this yoga event somehow.

[Doublemint]

When does the goat come out and jump on Bile man?

[Trackdawg]

20 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

We beat him off with our handbags and ran for the comparative safety of our roach infested apartment. It was the 70's!

[Auntie Anxiety]

1 minute ago, Gobi said:

"She has her own goals in life. What's up with that?"

She will be allowed only the goals that BileDuct signs off on.

[Hotel Snarker]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, here we go. Kara and Guillermo will have their wedding in some sad, crappy park, with ten guests. 

Kinda like people who get married out side the zoo back home in the tiny gazebo…

[Zombness]

Shaaeda the only smile Bile has is when he sees the $$$$ sign.

[Suzywriter]

37 minutes ago, greekmom said:

I gotta ask. I get why Patrick gives a crap but why does Boston and the other dude give a crap??

Because they see their brother getting into a hot mess. 

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

In case we didn't know, Bile is Blessed.  See the pillow.  Word Art rules.

3 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

Bilous is "quite sour" like a sour patch kid.

3 minutes ago, Zombness said:

And now....Mr. Drama ...Bilal!!

3 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

There is no way in fucking hell that I would put up with this sullen asshole, BileDuct. See you, douchebag.

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

This emotional music for Vile Bile is simply hilarious.

[charmed1]

2 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

10/10 would watch this sitcom 

“It Was the 70s” - a 10 part Lifetime Network series, starring Kate Jackson as Auntie Anxiety and Stefanie Powers as Pepper Mostly. I’d watch it!

[Grifter Lives]

I hate Bile.  Yoga is central to Shaeda's life.  So, he ridicules it with his juvenile jokes and behavior - pretending that it's just another one of his knee-slapping pranks.  

And she's in the victim mode with her, "I'll do whatever it takes" to eradicate the arguments or tension.

[Frozendiva]

Bileduct, she hasn't signed the pre-nup. Of course you are not ready to walk down the aisle.

[TMI]

Bile likes to see his kids knock the crap out of each other!

Bile NO ONE is ready to marry a LOSER like you! 

[Pepper Mostly]

Here it comes. Chekhov's vase. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

h, me too! I love ice hockey. An old beau of mine had season tickets to the Bruins with two of his friends, and very often one or the other of them couldn't make it so I got to go

Did either of you paint your chests?

[Hotel Snarker]

Bile wins the “Dick of the Year Award” for the 10th straight year.

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

That was in the 70's when no one wore helmets and there were lots of fights. 

And you had to beat men off with a handbag.

[greekmom]

It's only 8:50. :/

[Mindthinkr]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oh, me too! I love ice hockey.

One of my proud moments was seeing my brother’s grandson playing with the Hurricanes 🌀

[Suzywriter]

Can that large headed woman on Little People Big Fights ever say anything without it sounding like an insult? She can't say "I made oatmeal" without it making everybody feel shame. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Did either of you paint your chests?

Nah, we just drank lots of beer and ate peanuts at the old Gahden.