90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[CrazyInAlabama]

13 minutes ago, For Cereals said:

I don’t get the eyebrows.  I mean, I’ve had mine microbladed, but my request was not Vulcan.

Not Vulcan, and not Groucho Marx. also not like someone used a Sharpie on your forehead. 

The giant, toothy grin on Ari on their introduction photo is hideous. 

I really think Emily has decided that Kobe is not longer the International Underwear Model, and doesn't have enough money to get their own place, finance her humongous, expensive wedding, and she wants him gone.  

Edited May 30, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Pepper Mostly]

5 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Honestly Emily STFU.

If Kobe gets pee in his face, he gets pee in his face.

It's called learning.

Right? I mean, he won't die. 

[goofygirl]

Howdy Peeps!  Can I just say how happy I am to be here tonight with you guys??  Happy Memorial Day.

Now.... Can I also say I cannot STAND Emily??  She makes me want to blow beets.  Seriously.  WHAT A DITCH WITCH!

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Right? I mean, he won't die. 

Plus, he'll have a fun dad story to tell.

[tvrox]

37 minutes ago, Doublemint said:

My disabled daughter has Covid since last Thursday and I'm just waiting for my turn now.  I know it's coming!   So, looking forward to snark.

I hope you both recover quickly! 

[Pepper Mostly]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

You’re the one starting all the fights, you fucking raccoon.

DEAD

[OoogleEyes]

3 minutes ago, tvrox said:

Which band members? 

No band member, BUT I watched Goodfellas on Friday night. A true classic. I think Ray Liotta's best performance 

[Suzywriter]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

She has a bad underbite that is going to look like Jay Leno’s jaw in a few years. And she has a potato head.

so well said!

[Pepper Mostly]

I love Avi's outfit. so cute!

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola makes it seem like it’s always Bunion’s fault that they don’t get along.

[Doublemint]

1 minute ago, tvrox said:

I hope you both recover quickly! 

Thank you!

[OneGuy]

I'm surprised we never see any tender or playful moments between Ari and Avi.

Edited May 30, 2022 by OneGuy

[Frozendiva]

I hope that Bini's and Ari's apartment building has good soundproofing. The below neighbors may not want day in and day out ball action.

[Suzywriter]

Ah, spring. I shook some malt vinegar on my potato chips and gnats began forming in mid air and divebombing me. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bunion, life is too short to have to walk on eggshells all fucking day and night.

[Angry Moldovan]

2 minutes ago, goofygirl said:

Howdy Peeps!  Can I just say how happy I am to be here tonight with you guys??  Happy Memorial Day.

Now.... Can I also say I cannot STAND Emily??  She makes me want to blow beets.  Seriously.  WHAT A DITCH WITCH!

Ditch witch? That brilliant, I’m stealing

[OoogleEyes]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

Plus, he'll have a fun dad story to tell.

That's the best part! When my second son was born, his first activity as soon as he left my womb was to pee. I can still see that golden arch.

[Pepper Mostly]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

No band member, BUT I watched Goodfellas on Friday night. A true classic. I think Ray Liotta's best performance 

Oof, yeah, that one hit hard. Ray Liotta was the same age as me. And Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies. I've made all my millennial friends watch it. 

Oh, god, NOOOOOOOO, not another family dinner scene! Please, Matt Sharp! I give! "I just want to have a nice dinner and for everyone to get along" is the kiss of death on this show!

Edited May 30, 2022 by Pepper Mostly

[Grifter Lives]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Areola makes it seem like it’s always Bunion’s fault that they don’t get along.

The man said that he had only seen NYC in the movies.  He also said, "I could live here," conceptually, to show how much he liked it.  He wasn't saying, "Break the lease.  Forfeit Dr. Weinstein's deposit, because we're moving today."  Maybe they're angling for Green Acres as the Happily Ever After season.

[goofygirl]

12 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Granny have purple hair?!?!?!

I had this Aunt Alice who went gray really early.  This was back in the 60's.  There was some stuff she'd put on her hair which was white, that turned it a pretty pastel of BLUE, PINK or PURPLE.  Seriously. I think it was a rinse of some kind... The color wasn't so completely integrated, just some sort of HINT of color.  It was kinda cool. Back in the day.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bunion is ruing the day that Areola handpicked him to be her fuck boy.

[Mr. Miner]

What are these people yammering on about?

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Areola makes it seem like it’s always Bunion’s fault that they don’t get along.

Wait, it isn't? 

[Gobi]

Bini has aged. I can't imagine why.

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, OoogleEyes said:

No band member, BUT I watched Goodfellas on Friday night. A true classic. I think Ray Liotta's best performance 

I have personally never seen Goodfellas all the way through, but I know it very well because of that one meme of Liotta laughing. I have seen it very many times.

[Grifter Lives]

Sisters Bini are quite the immigration lawyers, financial advisors and travel agents.

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Wait, it isn't? 

If it's not Jihoon's.

[greekmom]

FYI - Bini is now on OF.

[Auntie Anxiety]

BileDuct can get off my screen. Like right now.

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oof, yeah, that one hit hard. Ray Liotta was the same age as me. And Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies. 

Same, my friend. Same.

[CrazyInAlabama]

5 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Oof, yeah, that one hit hard. Ray Liotta was the same age as me. And Goodfellas is one of my favorite movies. I've made all my millennial friends watch it. 

Oh, god, NOOOOOOOO, not another family dinner scene! Please, Matt Sharp! I give! "I just want to have a nice dinner and for everyone to get along" is the kiss of death on this show!

I loved him in Field of Dreams.   I loved everyone in that movie, and that they actually used the field for real baseball games.  They wanted Jimmy Stewart, but he passed before it was filmed, and so they got the adorable Burt Lancaster.  It was Mr. Lancaster's last role before retiring.  

Another Bilal session of put downs.  

Edited May 30, 2022 by CrazyInAlabama

[Eldemarge]

I suspect the reason that both Bini and Kobe are there is because Ari and Emily want men around to provide for them while they sit around like queen bees.  It's not about love or true partnership.

[Grifter Lives]

Shaeda has had the worst week ever.

[OneGuy]

How gracious of Bilal to put the past in the past.

[greekmom]

Shaeeda deserves better.

[Angry Moldovan]

Brace yourself for the sociopathic bile duct

[Suzywriter]

I had a stupid husband that would get all butthurt if I daydreamed. If I said "I'd like to live in Hawaii" while watching a show about the island or if I looked at a building and said "I'd like to have one like that and make an art studio in the enclosed porch", he'd blow up and berate me for always wanting what I couldn't have (neither thing was something that was unattainable, so I don't know why he even said that). 

Ari is like that; it bothers her to see Binyam think of anything that is different from what she thinks, and she acts like she has to shame him in order to quell her anxiety. 

[Frozendiva]

Just now, OneGuy said:

How gracious of Bilal to put the past in the past.

This week's past.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Just now, CrazyInAlabama said:

I loved him in Field of Dreams. 

ANother Bilal session of put downs.  

I remember him as Joey(?) in one of my soap operas in the late 70’s.

[Hotel Snarker]

1 minute ago, CrazyInAlabama said:

I loved him in Field of Dreams.

Me too. Amazing movie.

[GrammyPammy]

Believe me, Bilal was definitely NOT the kind of man I dreamed of in my youth…

[Pepper Mostly]

Wow, is this one of the famous Kansas City gondolas? 

[mmecorday]

Quote

the sociopathic bile duct

My garage band name!

[Gobi]

I'm waiting for Belial to throw her overboard. "It's a joke! Get it?"

[Frozendiva]

Shaeeda, you don't have to find love to be happy. You can be happy by yourself.

[Grifter Lives]

So, Bile is cold and wears the blanket, while Shaeda isn't.  

And, what's that tacky bench on the boat?  Why isn't he showing her his boat?

[Adeejay]

I hate to break it to Shaeeda, but I don't believe she has found love.  

[OneGuy]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, is this one of the famous Kansas City gondolas? 

Hey now!!

[Hotel Snarker]

Girl, this isn’t romance. This is love bombing.

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Wow, is this one of the famous Kansas City gondolas? 

Who knew? He’s an ambassador for KC

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I'm surprised we never see any tender or playful moments between Ari and the baby.

I'm actually not. I suspect that her sociopathic ass has zero empathy and little ability to connect with anyone.  She thinks that her unfounded panic attacks are indicators of love.