90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[tvrox]

Hi all! 

[Auntie Anxiety]

What happened to the strike through option here? I loved it!

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

So wait, Mama Jbri thinks that Miona should dress "modestly" because her husband might not be able to restrain himself. After all, a man has needs. 

Mens doesn't tell Miona how to dress.

[Suzywriter]

Running across the street to get my gyro.  Somebody fill me in on the details when I get back!

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're not even trying any more. 

Not true!  The twist will be that JibJab and Miona will look at luxury apartments that they can't afford, but she'll insist upon - just like Coltee and Larissa.

Oh, nevermind.

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're not even trying any more. 

But the implication that they actually tried, you’re killing me tonight.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, Emmeline said:

I’ve always wondered how those washer/dryer combo units were.

Small. I had to take bedding and such to the nearest laundromat a few blocks away. The cycle seemed to take two hours or more.

[SemiCharmedLife]

3 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

Wow. They’re recycling the Pao/Roos storyline.

Probably in it’s entirety. They will move away from his parents to a larger, trendier city, Miona will start her “modeling” career and end up as a professional wrestler…

[Gobi]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

What happened to the strike through option here? I loved it!

That's annoying.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Oy. Areola and Bunion. Can’t. Stand. Them.

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Grifter Lives said:

Not true!  The twist will be that JibJab and Miona will look at luxury apartments that they can't afford, but she'll insist upon - just like Coltee and Larissa.

Oh, nevermind.

Just WAIT until Jibri demands that Miona sign a prenup! And we meet Miona's "best friend", who's a poisonous little weed who hates Jibri and talks trash about him in Serbian right to his face. Oh wait. 

[Trackdawg]

10 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Washers are better in Serbia.

[Straycat80]

Speaking of luxury apartments they can’t afford, here’s Bini and Ariola. 

Edited May 23, 2022 by Straycat80

[Bees52]

Hi everyone! Oops I was bingeing Survivor and forgot what time it was... 

Oh drat! Made it just in time for Bini and Whiny in their all expenses paid for apartment.

[Grifter Lives]

I'm gagging that Keurig is "coffee, American Style."  It's disgusting.

[Frozendiva]

American style coffee? Like from the pot or the K-Cup or Nespresso?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Let’s just get this out there. Keurig coffee makers make shitty coffee.

[magemaud]

Mr. Coffee isn’t good enough for Ari! But Bini’s not impressed with the Keurig 

[Pepper Mostly]

Ari: I made you a coffee. TRY IT! 

She sounds like a drill sergeant. 

[Trackdawg]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Oy. Areola and Bunion. Can’t. Stand. Them.

[Baltimore Betty]

5 minutes ago, Emmeline said:

I’ve always wondered how those washer/dryer combo units were.

They were a thing in apartments when I was little, I was always fascinated by them, does anyone know if the washer and dryer portions are any good?

[greekmom]

Hey peeps!!!

Coming to you today from Falls Church, VA! Visiting a friend in VA!

 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bunion keeps the headband on because he knows his head is going to explode at some point. She is so fucking annoying.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, magemaud said:

Mr. Coffee isn’t good enough for Ari! But Bini’s not impressed with the Keurig 

I'll admit: I'm impressed that Janice thought to the level of detail to furnish a coffee-maker, unless it was from Dr. Fred's closed-down office.  It did look like a big machine.

[kacesq]

Son’s soccer game called for lighting So here I am just in time to see Ari whine and whine like the over privileged brat she is...

[Straycat80]

Here’s a thought Ari…get a job to pay for your stuff. Bini can’t work for six months, he can watch Avi. 

[mmecorday]

Given Ari's coffee making prowess, maybe she should work at a Starbuck's or Sheetz.

[Gobi]

I'm with Bini in this. After that fresh Ethiopian coffee, this must be awful.

[OneGuy]

How fitting that Ari handles "the money side of things."

[Pepper Mostly]

WHY is she whining about how they're going to have to support themselves? Bini can't work now, she knows it. Why not just say "OK, well, looks like I'm going to have to get a job. You can take care of Avi until you can work, then we can revisit". Hahahahahaha, I kill me. That would be rational and reasonable. This is Ari we're talking about. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bunion wants to be a super fighter. I want to be the Queen of England. Same difference.

[magemaud]

Bini has the same unreal aspirations as Singyn. 

[Hotel Snarker]

And I’m doing BUTTBONGOES!!!

[kacesq]

You know what I admire about Zeid...unlike these other losers he came here with a practical career goal. Not this BS MMA or Syngin’s opera singer nonsense.

[My Girls]

Listen to "expert" Ari about MMA fighters.

[Grifter Lives]

1 minute ago, mmecorday said:

Given Ari's coffee making prowess, maybe she should work at a Starbuck's or Sheetz.

She's in WaWa territory.  

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Mr. Coffee isn’t good enough for Ari! But Bini’s not impressed with the Keurig 

Ethiopian coffee is the bomb! It’s a whole ritual from roasting the beans to brewing it. So rich!

[Baltimore Betty]

Bini slept in his head band?

Why wouldn't Ari get a waitress job, quick cash, maybe they need health insurance, maybe pay a bill so her parents won't have to? 

MMA fighting cannot be a goal to achieve without earning money for a trainer or sponsor, these two people really do not have a grip on reality.

[Floatingbison]

7 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

They're not even trying any more. 

Writer texts Sharp breathlessly, clutching the Poa/Ross script, "Hold on a second Matt, I'm coming up with some really good ideas."

[Pepper Mostly]

Ari: I want Bini to see my culture, see my lifestyle. 

Pepper Mostly: Suburban New Jersey?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola, this is who YOU chose to have sex with and now you’re stuck with him. An aspiring MMA fighter. Yeah, okay.

[Hotel Snarker]

Dancey Dancey just needs to go big and they’ll be all set!

[kacesq]

Lmao she’s yapping about the hurry up Jersey pace of life as she meanders thru leafy calm Princeton. 

[Angry Moldovan]

1 minute ago, kacesq said:

You know what I admire about Zeid...unlike these other losers he came here with a practical career goal. Not this BS MMA or Syngin’s opera singer nonsense.

They were simpler, happier times…..

[SemiCharmedLife]

2 minutes ago, Straycat80 said:

Here’s a thought Ari…get a job to pay for your stuff. Bini can’t work for six months, he can watch Avi. 

That makes way too much sense!

[Trackdawg]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Hey peeps!!!

Coming to you today from Falls Church, VA! Visiting a friend in VA!

[kacesq]

Just now, Pepper Mostly said:

Ari: I want Bini to see my culture, see my lifestyle. 

Pepper Mostly: Suburban New Jersey?

This Proud Suburban Jersey girl disclaims all things Ari. 

[Pepper Mostly]

1 minute ago, Baltimore Betty said:

Bini slept in his head band?

It seems to be a trend. Maybe a new Bingo square--"sleeps in headgear"

[charmed1]

5 minutes ago, Grifter Lives said:

Not true!  The twist will be that JibJab and Miona will look at luxury apartments that they can't afford, but she'll insist upon - just like Coltee and Larissa.

Oh, nevermind.

 

2 minutes ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Just WAIT until Jibri demands that Miona sign a prenup! And we meet Miona's "best friend", who's a poisonous little weed who hates Jibri and talks trash about him in Serbian right to his face. Oh wait. 

…then Mooni goes wedding dress shopping with Mother Jibri. After trying on every dress, she settles on the skankiest My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding she can find and erupts into a puddle of tears because she can’t share this very special moment with her own mother.😩

[Baltimore Betty]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Son’s soccer game called for lighting So here I am just in time to see Ari whine and whine like the over privileged brat she is...

You must be in the Baltimore area, thunder, lightning and rain off and on at my house.