90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[greekmom]

Is the nanny coming as well?

[Auntie Anxiety]

Avi’s nanny/Areola’s minder courtesy of Janice makes a cameo appearance!

[RichiesOlderBro]

2 minutes ago, Scout Finch said:

Yve, just ask Jihoon the importance of anal is so clean.

[Floatingbison]

Just now, Suzywriter said:

Speaking of rings, I'm ordering a class ring for Mother's Day.
Commencement is in two weeks...Bachelor of Science, dual major. I turn 60 on Tuesday. Woot!

Huge congrats, @Suzywriter

[kacesq]

Oh lord Janice is here. Enabling meddling snobby witch. Off to fold laundry...

[Suzywriter]

6 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mohamed reminds me of George Michael.

Mohammed reminds me of Lennie in "Of Mice and Men".

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Mohamed is still in the Oedipal stage.

[FrancescaFiore]

Yve's forced nervous laugh is giving me bad Steven flashbacks. 

[magemaud]

Yve, you can order a bidet seat from Amazon with overnight shipping. I have friends who bought one during the toilet paper shortage and they’ve never looked back 

[mmecorday]

In Ari's talking head segments, it looks like she's had some collagen injections in her lips.

[Armchair Critic]

No job yet has a nanny. Binyam is never going to be able support or fit her lifestyle.

[Suzywriter]

That white sofa/chair is fabulous!

[Floatingbison]

Just now, RichiesOlderBro said:

I clean my ass two hundred percent.

[JennyMominFL]

2 minutes ago, kacesq said:

Oh FFS...we don’t need a goddamned explanation of what a bidet is...

for washing your backside? aye?

Points if you get this reference.

[charmed1]

Eww. What did she inject in her upper lip? She looks like she has an actual snout. Like a Simpsons character.

[hula-la]

1 minute ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Oh my Lord Jesus...DON'T YOU DARE ASSOCIATE GEORGE MICHAEL WITH 90 DAY FIANCE! HE LOOKS LIKE TEEM! ENOUGH SAID! TEEM! EGYPTEEM!

Now, for a great flashback to one of my favorite songs EVER. 

 

I had to unlike your post just so I could like it again. 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Avi’s nanny/Areola’s minder courtesy of Janice makes a cameo appearance!

Janice and Fred declared bankruptcy, they are broke. 

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, magemaud said:

Yve, you can order a bidet seat from Amazon with overnight shipping. I have friends who bought one during the toilet paper shortage and they’ve never looked back 

Cold water! It's so refreshing!

[Armchair Critic]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Mohammed reminds me of Lennie in "Of Mice and Men".

I hope she doesn't have a puppy or kitten

Edited May 2, 2022 by Armchair Critic

[Auntie Anxiety]

Areola: We’ll be living in an apartment that my parents rented for us just two doors down.

Me: And who is surprised? Bueller? Bueller?

[kacesq]

Fancy cardiologist in Princeton lives in an apartment complex? Surprised by that.

and Bini’s sisters treated you like the snobby elitist selfish brat you are, Ari...

[Trackdawg]

Just now, FrancescaFiore said:

Yve's forced nervous laugh is giving me bad Steven flashbacks. 

[greekmom]

Just now, magemaud said:

Yve, you can order a bidet seat from Amazon with overnight shipping. I have friends who bought one during the toilet paper shortage and they’ve never looked back 

Im kind of wondering if he wants it more than just washing his ass?!?!

Remember Usman cleaning his feet in the toilet when he was showing Lisa how to wash before prayer?

[OneGuy]

All I hear when Ari speaks is "drone . . . drone . . . drone . . ."

[Hotel Snarker]

3 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Bidet, mate.

I stepped out of the room for a minute. Almost.

Are Ari’s parents funding her whole life?

[kacesq]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Janice and Fred declared bankruptcy, they are broke. 

They did?  Wow! When did that happen?

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Janice and Fred declared bankruptcy, they are broke. 

What?? Cardiology couldn't support Areola and her antics? 

[Gobi]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Mohammed reminds me of Lennie in "Of Mice and Men".

"Tell me about the bidet again, Yve."

[Trackdawg]

8 minutes ago, greekmom said:

That's exactly what Mo is looking for.

[charmed1]

The Ethiopian goofballs.

[Floatingbison]

It's weird why bidets haven't caught on in the US.  We're just not bidet people, I guess

[Suzywriter]

3 minutes ago, greekmom said:

Im kind of wondering if he wants it more than just washing his ass?!?!

Remember Usman cleaning his feet in the toilet when he was showing Lisa how to wash before prayer?

Good lord, how did I miss that??

2 minutes ago, Floatingbison said:

It's weird why bidets haven't caught on in the US.  We're just not bidet people, I guess

🤣🤣

[Auntie Anxiety]

Bini knows his friends are going to give him a raft of shit.

[FrancescaFiore]

Bilal: all I can say is the dick better be better than just good. Otherwise, there's no reason to put up with his fakakta nonsense. 

[Pepper Mostly]

Janice is raising my hackles for real. 
"I hope he's going to adjust". She'll start putting the screws to him the minute he lands. With that poisonous smile and pretending to be "concerned". 

[CrazyInAlabama]

So, Ari only had Botox?   Shaped like a scalpel, and a lipsuction wand, and fake boobies.  She also dropped a bunch of weight.    

Ari's mom (I refuse to call her by the first name we both share), is such a troll.  

Did it ever occur to Mohammed that the Covid toilet paper shortage led to a supply chain issue with getting bidets purchased, and installed?  

[Armchair Critic]

5 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Speaking of rings, I'm ordering a class ring for Mother's Day.
Commencement is in two weeks...Bachelor of Science, dual major. I turn 60 on Tuesday. Woot!

Congrats!

[JennyMominFL]

1 minute ago, Trackdawg said:

That’s Mahammmat

[Hotel Snarker]

Ari’s parents probably sold their home during this crazy buyers market. I’m sure they made a pretty penny.

[Auntie Anxiety]

3 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Janice and Fred declared bankruptcy, they are broke. 

What? What is this delicious hell? 

[Gobi]

Just now, Auntie Anxiety said:

Bini knows his friends are going to give him a raft of shit.

He'll need an industrial strength bidet.

[Mrs. Landingham]

1 minute ago, Suzywriter said:

Speaking of rings, I'm ordering a class ring for Mother's Day.
Commencement is in two weeks...Bachelor of Science, dual major. I turn 60 on Tuesday. Woot!

Congratulations and happy graduation! 

Similar to Jenny leaving behind her furniture to move to India to be with Sumit, so did Mohammed leave his bidet. I love that this of all things is making him second guess his move. Oh my days.

[charmed1]

Bini has gotten really skinny.

[Suzywriter]

4 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

I stepped out of the room for a minute. Almost.

Are Ari’s parents funding her whole life?

I'm trying to clean the hamster cage between snarks.  

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, Hotel Snarker said:

Are Ari’s parents funding her whole life?

[FrancescaFiore]

4 minutes ago, FrancescaFiore said:

Yve's forced nervous laugh is giving me bad Steven flashbacks. 

 What a dumb thing for me to have written. Like there's any other kind of Steven flashbacks.

[RichiesOlderBro]

3 minutes ago, kacesq said:

They did?  Wow! When did that happen?

https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-ariela-parents-foreclosure-bankruptcy/

[Trackdawg]

2 minutes ago, charmed1 said:

The Ethiopian goofballs.

[goofygirl]

6 minutes ago, Suzywriter said:

Speaking of rings, I'm ordering a class ring for Mother's Day.
Commencement is in two weeks...Bachelor of Science, dual major. I turn 60 on Tuesday. Woot!

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!   YOU ROCK!!!

[Frozendiva]

Bini, I'd be worried about you. Ariela is not an improvement.