90DF Live Chat 3: I Gave Up Everything To Be Here

[sainte-chapelle]

Ella cheated…imagine if he did that. I hope he says he is going to Dubai and doesn’t show up…leaving her sitting in a room with a towel draped around her head

[OneGuy]

I can't imagine my Mom doting on me the way Hamza's does him at his age.

[Hotel Snarker]

Not Memphis calling her ex husband “my husband”.

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, OneGuy said:

I thought that was New Orleans with the vomit in the streets.

Boston? St. Patrick's Day? Green vomit. Trust. 

 

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, Ginos Black Hat said:

Hey hey hey!! Let's dance! 

He’s a menace to polite society

[RichiesOlderBro]

Memphis is eating like she’s already pregnant. 

[Auntie Anxiety]

I swear, one sentence from Memphis and my ears are bleeding. I can’t!!!!

[kacesq]

Ugh so tired of Memphis and her nasal voice.

[Boston]

Memphis has only been there for 2 weeks????!!  and let's get married

 

[Eldemarge]

Yo!  I'm working tonight but I am sneaking away here and there to hang out here!  (I work from home if I work Nights so yaaaaay)

[emergency ring]

why did memphis took that bite ... weirdly lol 

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

Ella cheated…imagine if he did that. I hope he says he is going to Dubai and doesn’t show up…leaving her sitting in a room with a towel draped around her head

It’s not her fault. She accidentally fell on a disco stick. 

[Straycat80]

Memphis get off your lazy ass and wait on your future MIL a little bit. 

[Frozendiva]

Memphis, you are being disrespectful to Hamza's mom and the culture.

[OneGuy]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Boston? St. Patrick's Day? Green vomit. Trust. 

 

Well, it's a multi-city tradition!

[Gobi]

Have we had a psychic translator yet? It's past due time for one. Preferably one with no filter.

[Angry Moldovan]

Her voice is like acid being dripped into by ear

[sainte-chapelle]

I was binging Midnight Mass. Slow start but it surprised me. 

[Hotel Snarker]

Yeah, heaven forbid that Momza wants to get to know you better Knoxville.

[Eldemarge]

1 minute ago, sainte-chapelle said:

Ella cheated…imagine if he did that. I hope he says he is going to Dubai and doesn’t show up…leaving her sitting in a room with a towel draped around her head

You can't just decide unilaterally that you're in an Open Relationship.  I hate Ella.  She is such a child.

[RichiesOlderBro]

1 minute ago, OneGuy said:

I can't imagine my Mom doting on me the way Hamza's does him at his age.

Mother is excited she will no longer have to wait on Hamza…it will be Memphis’ job to do that!

[Auntie Anxiety]

This translator is earning his salary. He’ll need an ear transplant when this is over.

[Frozendiva]

1 minute ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

It’s not her fault. She accidentally fell on a disco stick. 

Funny that none are coming my way.

[RichiesOlderBro]

Just now, sainte-chapelle said:

I was binging Midnight Mass. Slow start but it surprised me. 

Does Jesus die at the end?

[OneGuy]

How long before Memphis raises her voice?

[Pepper Mostly]

Memphis looks like a brain damaged sheep.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Memphis starts the waterworks in 3.....2.....1

[Boston]

6 minutes in and IM OUT.. I can't keep up.  Keep all of us laughing and lovin the snarking.

[Angry Moldovan]

My husband, I can’t find my husband the poor dear. Maybe a dingo ate him

[Hotel Snarker]

Hamza's mom is the sexiest woman in the room.

[kacesq]

Hamza’s mom has lovely bone structure. That’s all I’ve got for this convo...

[emergency ring]

She cares with how hamza treats her children....  YET theyre getting married without him meeting her kids.... WHAT?

[greekmom]

Interesting. He translated trauma in French instead of Tunisian.

[Frozendiva]

Hamza has 50% of the relationship problems - it isn't big old Memphis the big bad wolf being 100% of the problems.

[Hotel Snarker]

Would have been hilarious if the translator would have said “oh food” and started eating.

[Auntie Anxiety]

Telling people about my past is a sensitive issue for me. That’s why I’m announcing it on television.

[LennieBriscoe]

7 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Does Jesus die at the end?

That's  been debatable for a couple thousand  years!

[Pepper Mostly]

2 minutes ago, Gobi said:

Have we had a psychic translator yet? It's past due time for one. Preferably one with no filter.

Extra points if the psychic is gay or a person of color and therefore sassy. 

[Bees52]

Good questions, Mom Hamsta.

I see the translator added that "She's still in shock," about her past...

[Angry Moldovan]

Just now, kacesq said:

Hamza’s mom has lovely bone structure. That’s all I’ve got for this convo...

The translator looks like a young Gaddafi 

[OoogleEyes]

2 minutes ago, RichiesOlderBro said:

Does Jesus die at the end?

Spoiler alert!

[Straycat80]

Memphis is about to lose her shit. 

[Gobi]

Whatever doesn't kill me leaves me weak and disabled.

[Suzywriter]

Hey, Snarkers!

I hate and despise Daylight Saving Time. There is no reason to keep dicking the clocks around. 

In other news, I applied for an internship to finish my degree, and the employer offered me a contract! I started on Monday as the intern for Social Work Designee in a 14-bed residental healthcare facility for adults with severe ID. 

August 1, I will become licensed and be promoted to Manager of Social Work for the facility.

Oh, graduation is in six weeks. I did it...I earned a Bachelor of Science in Mental Health and Human Services...at 59!

Anybody here dishonest enough  to write me a letter of recommendation for grad school? I forgot to ask my real mentors, and now I only have 2 weeks to finish the packet. 

Wheeeeee!!

 

[Mr. Miner]

Serenity Now!

[kacesq]

Yes Memphis you’re so accomplished you were flashing your hooha to a guy halfway across the globe. So come off your pedestal, Princess.

[OneGuy]

There she goes.  I'm surprised she pulled out the "nurse-practitioner" card so early.

[TazDevil]

1 minute ago, Pepper Mostly said:

Extra points if the psychic is gay or a person of color and therefore sassy. 

Or a little person

[greekmom]

I thought translators were suppose to translate word for word.

This guy sucks as much as the translator apps and the minion's friend.

[MagicEyes]

2 minutes ago, Auntie Anxiety said:

Memphis starts the waterworks in 3.....2.....1

I was just reading this, and right on cue, she started crying.